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I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.

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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Behold my sk

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I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodld

Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus.

Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.

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I'm just trying to survive in this world. And smell beautiful while doing so.

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Random goals and dogs will probably be the future of my reality...

The Flounder Pounder

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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.

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Are you tired of paying full price for robots?

Just some junk washed up on the shore of evolution

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If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/

Just a female who breaths.

Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaa

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Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/

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I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified. Living in the great state of Maine. My children: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/fe

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