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sweetie π

@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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six feet of radioactive decay and candy bsky’s mom 🎃 sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 8h
honeybee on a yellow dandelion
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h
going as slutty dissociation for halloween this year
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Once again saw my coyote friend out on the trail. Closer examination of photo shows exposed, possibly threatening teeth. Also visible are poor decision-making skills of photographer
Coyote on walking trail in San Bernardino County. Looks healthy.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025
corn dogs are just meat twinkies
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 4h
🎃
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h
say what you will about nordic cinema. no matter which country, no matter what genre, setting, or tone, you're all but guaranteed to be made witness to some of the most beautiful, luxurious looking wool sweaters ever put on the silver screen
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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just felt a neutrino go thru me
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 6h
Holy fuckballs. I got a picture of a red-shouldered hawk in flight! (I’ve poorly adjusted the colour a smidge to slightly enhance the markings, but on my iPhone)
Red-shouldered hawk in flight - wings completely outstretched - you can even see its eye!
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 3h
A family can be three pieces of toast
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 7h
Sorry I faked my orgasm, but I had to go... McDonald's was about to stop serving breakfast.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 17h
Waking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h
boy, are you plain greek yogurt bc you’re good for me but you’re so dull and i hate you
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h
work is going well, I’ve only murdered three coworkers so far this week
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
when dubliners find out i'm from canada and ask what it's like living next door to a sundowning sociopath
pete campvell to bob in the elevator saying Not great, Declan!
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 03/10/2026
get out loser unless you have gas money
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/10/2026
gwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/10/2026
ouroboros should be a palindrome
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 5h
I'm not your soulmate. I'm that packet of duck sauce you've had in your junk drawer for 7yrs.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
Mike MyersMichael Myers
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
all day long I've been singing, "i was gonna be an astronaut, but then I got high," but that's not even true
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 5h
Sweeping angel pylon and little Van . Watercolour and ink
Ink and watercolour textured painting with strange plying and little Van and vague houses, granulated blues
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing.
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James Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 4h
sometimes when I come home I have to do something on the piano to vent the insanity out of the body
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 6h
Face down on the boulevard of broken dreams.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4h
sometimes i get really down in the in dumps and then i remember that pics of dachshunds wearing hot dog costumes exist
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 5h
Unsurprisingly, the interwebs are full of images of pugs in berets
Fawn pug with its wee tongue sticking out wearing a blue-and-white striped shirt and a red beret
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 8h
manatee monday
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The babadook store called but I don’t know what they said, I’ve completely blocked it out, I’m sure you’ll be fine
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone at my work just made a suicide prevention powerpoint. It's in comic fucking sans
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 9h
A box of Sleepytime Tea; I've replaced the logo with the logo from 5-Hour Energy, but I've edited it to say 0-Hour Energy. There's an illustration of a bear wearing a nightgown and sleeping cap, sleeping in a chair in front of a fireplace.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 20h
It’s hard to scream “meh” but I do mean it very strongly.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 8h
"Imagine if this hadn't happened and this hadn't happened. We never would have met and our kids would have never existed. Isn't that amazing?" No. You would have both met other people and created different kids the universe won't remember either. It's all so sadly unmagical.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 8h
went to one of my favorite places yesterday, Longwood Gardens
trees and plants in a conservatory. the floor is covered by a couple inches of water and the plants are arranged on either side of the floor to create an aisle in the middle. plants in baskets hang from the glass ceiling.lilypad garden with huge saucer like lilypads surrounding a plant in the center. triangle glass roofs of conservatories are in the backgrounda wall of colorful orchids a walkway in a conservatory, fan palms on either side surrounded by low ground cover plants, shrubs, etc. hanging plants are at the end of the walkway, glass ceiling above
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene
A pair of damaged high heels in the foreground with a guilty-looking dog appearing in the background.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 8h
mornin
a white calf looking at the camera
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 8h
"WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE." HERE AT SAMMY'S SUBTERRANEAN FLOAT HOUSE. WHY DID THIS CRAZY CLOWN OPEN A FLOAT HOUSE IN THE SEWERS? WHO KNOWS. BUT OUR COLD PLUNGE RATES CAN'T BE BEAT. ASK OUR RATS ABOUT A COUPLE'S PACKAGE TODAY.
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 10h
The feminine urge to disappear without a tr
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 15h
An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 8h
For your consideration; “I don’t give enough of a shit” is a full sentence and full response to ✨many✨ things
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h
i don’t want to be a big account and that’s why i keep posting
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 8h
He’s flattered with your kindness.
Pepperoni emulates the walrus.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19h
My skeets are like echoes that keep multiplying.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not bald, I've just raised my eyebrows so high for so long that my hairline is getting pushed further and further back. I'm increasingly surprised and concerned these days and soon my forehead will reach the back of my neck. My eyes are growing longer and vertically narrow
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 9h
Deepak Karra (deepak_karra on IG) captured this shot of a pink robin, native to the forests of South Australia & Tasmania. In technical terms, this is a bird shaped like an orb, or 'BORB'. 🐦🟣 Reminder that this little guy is a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs like T. rex. (📷: Deepak Karra)
A poof of bright pink belly feathers that looks like one of those fuzzy pencil-toppers is surmounted by a dark grey head in which is a wary dark eye.  It's gripping a pink flowering branch that changes from nearly vertical to actually vertical, requiring a sort of death grip by the legs.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22h
thank you, weather app.. you're the only one i can trust
videos suggested by weather app:
Your cozy breakfast is betraying you

Your city might be drinking the rain
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
silence reverberating in a mind devoid of thoughts
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