sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3hgoing as slutty dissociation for halloween this year 410534
Reposted by sweetie πFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin 1875793
Reposted by sweetie πJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026Once again saw my coyote friend out on the trail. Closer examination of photo shows exposed, possibly threatening teeth. Also visible are poor decision-making skills of photographer 3475
Reposted by sweetie π🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025corn dogs are just meat twinkies 23487157
Reposted by sweetie πlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3hsay what you will about nordic cinema. no matter which country, no matter what genre, setting, or tone, you're all but guaranteed to be made witness to some of the most beautiful, luxurious looking wool sweaters ever put on the silver screen 2687846
Reposted by sweetie πcomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026just felt a neutrino go thru me 5898
Reposted by sweetie πDaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 6hHoly fuckballs. I got a picture of a red-shouldered hawk in flight! (I’ve poorly adjusted the colour a smidge to slightly enhance the markings, but on my iPhone) 2253
Reposted by sweetie πChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 3hA family can be three pieces of toast 3297
Reposted by sweetie πBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 7hSorry I faked my orgasm, but I had to go... McDonald's was about to stop serving breakfast. 934439
Reposted by sweetie πTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 17hWaking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque. 17943
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3hboy, are you plain greek yogurt bc you’re good for me but you’re so dull and i hate you 68019
Reposted by sweetie π🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4hwork is going well, I’ve only murdered three coworkers so far this week 64913
Reposted by sweetie πFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026when dubliners find out i'm from canada and ask what it's like living next door to a sundowning sociopath 523432
Reposted by sweetie πSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster) 6408116
Reposted by sweetie πsmillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 03/10/2026get out loser unless you have gas money 1125
Reposted by sweetie π(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/10/2026gwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ 215932
Reposted by sweetie πfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/10/2026ouroboros should be a palindrome 99121
Reposted by sweetie πSassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 5hI'm not your soulmate. I'm that packet of duck sauce you've had in your junk drawer for 7yrs. 25916
Reposted by sweetie πJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026September 30 October 1 233871
Reposted by sweetie πEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026all day long I've been singing, "i was gonna be an astronaut, but then I got high," but that's not even true 930682
Reposted by sweetie πChloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 5hSweeping angel pylon and little Van . Watercolour and ink 69822
Reposted by sweetie πMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing. 715853
Reposted by sweetie πJames Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 4hsometimes when I come home I have to do something on the piano to vent the insanity out of the body 3193
Reposted by sweetie πMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 6hFace down on the boulevard of broken dreams. 45921
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4hsometimes i get really down in the in dumps and then i remember that pics of dachshunds wearing hot dog costumes exist 48914
Reposted by sweetie πLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 5hUnsurprisingly, the interwebs are full of images of pugs in berets 1132
Reposted by sweetie πcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The babadook store called but I don’t know what they said, I’ve completely blocked it out, I’m sure you’ll be fine 08935
Reposted by sweetie πDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Someone at my work just made a suicide prevention powerpoint. It's in comic fucking sans 2538477
Reposted by sweetie πYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man 745590
Reposted by sweetie πCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 20hIt’s hard to scream “meh” but I do mean it very strongly. 26528
Reposted by sweetie πJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 8h"Imagine if this hadn't happened and this hadn't happened. We never would have met and our kids would have never existed. Isn't that amazing?" No. You would have both met other people and created different kids the universe won't remember either. It's all so sadly unmagical. 1227
Reposted by sweetie πrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 8hwent to one of my favorite places yesterday, Longwood Gardens 1111511
Reposted by sweetie πUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene 932060
Reposted by sweetie πchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 8h"WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE." HERE AT SAMMY'S SUBTERRANEAN FLOAT HOUSE. WHY DID THIS CRAZY CLOWN OPEN A FLOAT HOUSE IN THE SEWERS? WHO KNOWS. BUT OUR COLD PLUNGE RATES CAN'T BE BEAT. ASK OUR RATS ABOUT A COUPLE'S PACKAGE TODAY. 08332
Reposted by sweetie πWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 10hThe feminine urge to disappear without a tr 13812
Reposted by sweetie πlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 15hAn Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines 1117151
Reposted by sweetie π𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 8hFor your consideration; “I don’t give enough of a shit” is a full sentence and full response to ✨many✨ things 05811
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8hi don’t want to be a big account and that’s why i keep posting 412435
Reposted by sweetie πash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19hMy skeets are like echoes that keep multiplying. 16727
Reposted by sweetie πChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm not bald, I've just raised my eyebrows so high for so long that my hairline is getting pushed further and further back. I'm increasingly surprised and concerned these days and soon my forehead will reach the back of my neck. My eyes are growing longer and vertically narrow 1267
Reposted by sweetie πc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 9hDeepak Karra (deepak_karra on IG) captured this shot of a pink robin, native to the forests of South Australia & Tasmania. In technical terms, this is a bird shaped like an orb, or 'BORB'. 🐦🟣 Reminder that this little guy is a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs like T. rex. (📷: Deepak Karra) 11628161
Reposted by sweetie πmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22hthank you, weather app.. you're the only one i can trust 114519
Reposted by sweetie πCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026silence reverberating in a mind devoid of thoughts 810453