iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a filter for my news feed that only shows me stories about good dogs get on that, AI!

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Instead of an air fryer I recommend using a cockle warmer. Easy cleanup, too.

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Arliden the Bard @arliden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we used to be mirrors I remember turning as you turned & then synchronicity, the held breath, hands reached, fingers touched, sighing you used to be a reflection in the water you were looking up at me and I saw your face and the sky and sunken leaves your hair the fullness of autumn #SenseWrds 276

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Professor Fox ✨🖤🌹 @darkxfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#vss365 every step up this hill with you matters an ache never changes yet my experience does needing a reprieve like the winter solstice shaded breath clouds in a second yet breathless marks reality this bond strengthened coming into season now listless to living we love deeper

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why say it's Duran Duran watching critters on YouTube rather than say it's Squirrels on Film?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream?

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes I think I’m still a pretty cool chick and other times I say stuff like “Wow! that’s a really nice 9 x 13 casserole dish!!!”

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Professor Fox ✨🖤🌹 @darkxfer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

praise flowed from my tongue directly to your waiting ears effusive yet wrapped tightly in a whispering temptation watching your eyes register the dopamine dam break as the lip bite signals mischief of which we’ll both partake… 🦊✨🖤🎶

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well I’ll never make that mistake again; he incorrectly said to himself.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(Waiting in a queue for one minute) omg I’ve been been here forever

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

a pajama jammy jam would fix me

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James Mullen @narwhals9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She infected my mind Driving me to madness Before calling me home Endless nights through the forest Trees dwarfing stone walls Abandoned to memory Knees weak & eyes heavy Ready to fall Propelled by hunger Feral & keen To taste her lips again #OurPoetryX @ourpoetryx.bsky.social #vss365

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have a type and it’s women who are smarter than me but that really doesn’t narrow things down at all.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you see me in my Speedo and still want to buy me pizza, you're a keeper.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ensuring a clean getaway by using my t-shirt canon to fire donuts at the pursuing cops

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Velcro? What a fucking rip off

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Starting to suspect that, in a past life, I may have been a real dillhole

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He was inscrutable, like a post without grammar or punctuation.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This day in history. 1990. South Ossetia Independence Day, except South Ossetia is not independent. Its sovereignty is recognized only by Venezuela, Nicaragua, Syria, Fox News, and also Russia but that's just for spite.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: *𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳* Me: OK, everyone, we’re gonna slow things down a little *𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤*

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: [forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wait, I lost track, what season of our discontent are we in?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m uncomfortable with public displays of affectation.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

After a bitter divorce, and her very public nervous breakdown at a London night club, Flüf returns with her most personal album yet. 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 drops this Friday. The first single, the visceral “Pluck You,” is available now on all major streaming services.

A moody glamour shot of a fluffy gray chicken in a grayscale setting.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Contemplating happiness like it's a chore.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This day in history. 1115. The army of queen Matilda not to be confused with empress Matilda defeated the army of empress Matilda not to be confused with queen Matilda. The empress's brother Robert of Gloucester was captured and exchanged for the queen's hairdresser Robert of Gloster.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The more I grow old I realize, wisdom has nothing to do with age.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Flat earthers never fly round trip.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My neighbors probably think I'm so weird but in their defense I am

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Her: Make yourself useful. Me: I’m not some kind of magician, Becky.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My 5 year plan is to nap a lot

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

All I'm saying is there are no donut parasites

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My dog looks at me like I’m a genius when I open a cheese wrapper. That’s the only unconditional love I need. And the only performance review I’ll ever pass.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Men will confidently argue about female anatomy after failing 10th-grade biology. Dude, you can’t even find her clit without a laser pointer.

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bedroomeyespoet.bsky.social @bedroomeyespoet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I know I'm not well liked sorry I speak my mind I don't run with the cliques whatever

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bedroomeyespoet.bsky.social @bedroomeyespoet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

leaded glass circles window panes leaves preserved in stained glass take me back to those simple days and leave me there #poetry

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I just wanna give as few fucks as my cats.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

they should invent a back button for real life

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Why bother learning big words when you can fabricaciously prestidigitize them?

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

some words whose first letters are described by the rest of the word. no, you’re bored on a Saturday afternoon A bridged B looped C lipped D ark(side) O void P lumped S curvy U nturned W angled

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