Reposted by Rebel Yankee𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Does anyone still say “Crime doesn’t pay”? Those sure were nice words. 718659
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The first verse goes along precisely with what you are doing, right on. The second verse begins to veer so you veer your life to keep living the song, okay. The chorus just isn't you, the jig is up, get a new car 07243
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I know more about English literature than you can shake a speare at 44911
Reposted by Rebel YankeeJSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Scares me when I’m talking bout witches and the lights go out. 1155
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Because sometimes life is better with the windows down. 0347
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Counter mean replies by saying "Check your local listings asshole" while they're busy with that add them to a list entitled super funny lololol red herring broadcast goosechase 210444
Reposted by Rebel Yankee🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 22/05/2026German Shepherds are firm believers in the mantra 'Stay ready don't have to get ready' 14625
Reposted by Rebel YankeeGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Social media is good because otherwise I am just walking around my house muttering this shit to myself 211526
Reposted by Rebel YankeeCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 26/05/2026There’s nothing more chaotic than the way a butterfly flies. Somehow, it works. Embrace your chaos. 69419
Reposted by Rebel YankeeDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If you’re looking for someone who woke up with one eye crusted shut from allergies then I’m your girl 1615138
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I performed some accidental brain surgery while cleaning my ears with Q-tips again. 0218
Reposted by Rebel YankeeJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026This vacation is turning into a series of white lies to my wife about us needing to leave to the next thing 15 minutes before we actually need to leave. 49333
Reposted by Rebel YankeeKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“I don’t care,” I say, talking to myself about it for days 418081
Reposted by Rebel YankeeUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Stuck between a rock and a hard place is the definition of my sex life. 173
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026There’s a certain sense of accomplishment in finishing the yard in this heat and humidity so you can actually relax and enjoy the ambulance ride to the ER afterwards. 2126
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day. 191188390
Reposted by Rebel YankeeAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I've never seen a slug's penis but I bet it looks like an even smaller slug. 3155
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If a flying saucer says something to get you to go inside so you go inside would you do it, this is how you forget that you did, by replying to make it all about you 38147
Reposted by Rebel YankeeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/07/2025customer service is really just the art of not strangling people 714143
Reposted by Rebel YankeeJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026*strategically removes Far Side collections and replaces them with classic works of literature before taking selfie in front of bookcase* 1017260
Reposted by Rebel Yankee🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/05/2026phone screen phone screen in my hand who’s the best shitposter in all the land 27928
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Watching my neighbor’s life unravel in real time as her 5 year old has figured out that she can both open the door and reach the doorbell. 1186
Reposted by Rebel Yankeelalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it 10586157
Reposted by Rebel YankeeFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026for the bluesky finale we’re all gonna wake up in bed with twitter and it will have all been just a dream 1532369
Reposted by Rebel YankeeBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026this recipe calls for a dry rub but surely a lil lube wont hurt 05923
Reposted by Rebel Yankeeandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/05/2026I can't do psychedelics dude sometimes I get freaked out by a font 27866206
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I called them that as a joke, they're weird nasty little parodies. But a hundred years in this neighborhood looks like a century on me and nothing to them so maybe I'm the parody. Actual garbage pail kids 08648
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The love you love is a certain frequency, so is the music you love and the ideas of using them to speak to bouncing loves in outer space. It is all coming together, just to tell you to ask fate to play freebird 59553
Reposted by Rebel YankeeTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The natural expression on my face is that of someone holding door open for people still blocks away like inventing thanks fire 16841
Reposted by Rebel Yankee PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 23/05/2026*takes my ball gag and goes home 14419
Reposted by Rebel Yankeestrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This is my vape pen, this is my gummy. This is for lungs, and this is for tummy. 8420115
Reposted by Rebel YankeeBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I am the king of: Oh my gosh this is fantastic! Can I get your recipe? me: I just threw it together and didn’t write anything down lmao 14012
Reposted by Rebel YankeeJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The biggest problem with making shepherd's pie is disposing of the skeleton... 212548
Reposted by Rebel YankeeSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You can’t call a blender a Ninja when it makes that much fucking noise. 6370103
Reposted by Rebel YankeeBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Reading is a controlled hallucination with snack breaks allowed. 8338107
Reposted by Rebel Yankee🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Changing your pfp and username is basically entering witness protection and expecting your mutuals to solve a cold case 49928
Reposted by Rebel YankeeDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The guy who named cockroaches was not fucking around 215247
Reposted by Rebel YankeeCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Please excuse me while I forage through the woods for some food. 13014
Reposted by Rebel YankeeJames @james.tarnation.lol · 20/05/2026so uhhh, is the elephant in the room with us rn 13510
Reposted by Rebel YankeeYeti knows what you read last summer @libraryyeti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My dog, who has no job and no problems, is sighing like he has to go to work in the mines today. 1504634250
Reposted by Rebel YankeeJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Two dozen hard-boiled eggs and five pounds of broccoli later, EPA busted down my door. 1186
Reposted by Rebel YankeeJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19/05/20262050: Robots have become vulnerable to viruses and also demand lengthy lubrication breaks. Employers have resorted to hiring humans to do their work. 310039
Reposted by Rebel YankeeGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Alexa play that sound that kills people 1944654
Reposted by Rebel YankeeToby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I just finished reading the Bible and it doesn't mention the USA once 78924
Reposted by Rebel YankeeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Ask your doctor if being emotionally disconnected to everyone but the people in your phone is right for you 520665
Reposted by Rebel YankeeSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 11/12/2024- In your resume it says that you’re willing to work all weekends and holidays? - My resume says a lot of shit. 23818