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Rebel Yankee

@tnrefugee.bsky.social
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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Does anyone still say “Crime doesn’t pay”? Those sure were nice words.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The first verse goes along precisely with what you are doing, right on. The second verse begins to veer so you veer your life to keep living the song, okay. The chorus just isn't you, the jig is up, get a new car
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I know more about English literature than you can shake a speare at
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Scares me when I’m talking bout witches and the lights go out.
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Because sometimes life is better with the windows down.
A little brown dog proudly standing on a  booster seat with the wind blowing her ears back, empty pupcup in the beverage holder.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Counter mean replies by saying "Check your local listings asshole" while they're busy with that add them to a list entitled super funny lololol red herring broadcast goosechase
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
German Shepherds are firm believers in the mantra 'Stay ready don't have to get ready'
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Social media is good because otherwise I am just walking around my house muttering this shit to myself
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There’s nothing more chaotic than the way a butterfly flies. Somehow, it works. Embrace your chaos.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you’re looking for someone who woke up with one eye crusted shut from allergies then I’m your girl
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I performed some accidental brain surgery while cleaning my ears with Q-tips again.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This vacation is turning into a series of white lies to my wife about us needing to leave to the next thing 15 minutes before we actually need to leave.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“I don’t care,” I say, talking to myself about it for days
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Stuck between a rock and a hard place is the definition of my sex life.
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There’s a certain sense of accomplishment in finishing the yard in this heat and humidity so you can actually relax and enjoy the ambulance ride to the ER afterwards.
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.
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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I've never seen a slug's penis but I bet it looks like an even smaller slug.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If a flying saucer says something to get you to go inside so you go inside would you do it, this is how you forget that you did, by replying to make it all about you
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
customer service is really just the art of not strangling people
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*strategically removes Far Side collections and replaces them with classic works of literature before taking selfie in front of bookcase*
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/05/2026
phone screen phone screen in my hand who’s the best shitposter in all the land
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Watching my neighbor’s life unravel in real time as her 5 year old has figured out that she can both open the door and reach the doorbell.
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
for the bluesky finale we’re all gonna wake up in bed with twitter and it will have all been just a dream
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this recipe calls for a dry rub but surely a lil lube wont hurt
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Plot twist: I stare at her when I go potty.
Little brown dog sitting by the bathtub staring at me on the toilet.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/05/2026
I can't do psychedelics dude sometimes I get freaked out by a font
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I called them that as a joke, they're weird nasty little parodies. But a hundred years in this neighborhood looks like a century on me and nothing to them so maybe I'm the parody. Actual garbage pail kids
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The love you love is a certain frequency, so is the music you love and the ideas of using them to speak to bouncing loves in outer space. It is all coming together, just to tell you to ask fate to play freebird
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The natural expression on my face is that of someone holding door open for people still blocks away like inventing thanks fire
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*takes my ball gag and goes home
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is my vape pen, this is my gummy. This is for lungs, and this is for tummy.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I am the king of: Oh my gosh this is fantastic! Can I get your recipe? me: I just threw it together and didn’t write anything down lmao
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The biggest problem with making shepherd's pie is disposing of the skeleton...
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You can’t call a blender a Ninja when it makes that much fucking noise.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Reading is a controlled hallucination with snack breaks allowed.
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Changing your pfp and username is basically entering witness protection and expecting your mutuals to solve a cold case
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The guy who named cockroaches was not fucking around
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Please excuse me while I forage through the woods for some food.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 20/05/2026
so uhhh, is the elephant in the room with us rn
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Yeti knows what you read last summer @libraryyeti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My dog, who has no job and no problems, is sighing like he has to go to work in the mines today.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Two dozen hard-boiled eggs and five pounds of broccoli later, EPA busted down my door.
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
2050: Robots have become vulnerable to viruses and also demand lengthy lubrication breaks. Employers have resorted to hiring humans to do their work.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Alexa play that sound that kills people
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I just finished reading the Bible and it doesn't mention the USA once
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Ask your doctor if being emotionally disconnected to everyone but the people in your phone is right for you
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
- In your resume it says that you’re willing to work all weekends and holidays? - My resume says a lot of shit.
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