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Kyle Harris @kyle-a-harris.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

For years, government employment was considered a stable path to retirement. Now, the city of Denver may make it easier to lay off longtime city workers. denverite.com/2025/06/04/d...

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Denver may make it easier to lay off longtime workers

Facing a $250 million budget hole, Mayor Mike Johnston’s administration could do away with seniority protections.

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KatanaDiva @katanadiva.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Show me the women who raised you.

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, Alyson Hannigan and Sarah Michelle Geller as Willow and Buffy, and Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Show me the women who raised you.

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Megan @forestfauxx.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Show me the women who raised you

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KatanaDiva @katanadiva.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Can’t. Someone has to push the 2 hour auto shut-off override on this weighted heated blanket

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Me: I love you forever. Her: Oopsy daisy.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I have one kid that'll freak if he drops his water bottle because of germs. I have another kid that'll pick up a piece of jelly side down toast that she dropped, remove the cat hairs and eat it 🤦‍♂️

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/02/2025

xanax is greek for "i don't care"

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

What have you heard about the new Fantastic Four movie?

Medieval portrayal of a person bending over backwards. Two others appear. One wears a crown.

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Jane Says… @crisislined.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Bearing witness to the aches of existence.

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Jane Says… @crisislined.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Because in order to truly know me, you have to know the music I am made of.

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Jane Says… @crisislined.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

When you can't talk to anyone, I'll sit with you in silence.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/02/2025

A clearly present danger

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

What's your story? 1. wine & woe 2. moss & magic 3. cats & chaos 4. night cheese & odd dreams

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Don't wear yourself out striving for success. Drink exotic teas, read a thousand books, gossip under starlight with the owls. Become one with the mist at the heart of the forest. This is what it means to prosper.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Your horoscope for today: Be like a black hole - bend time and space around you with the sheer power of your existence.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

What's your favorite color? 1. shimmering meteor 2. mossy forgotten tomb 3. dark end of the forest 4. deep sea ghost

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I guess no one at this Olive Garden is interested in my one-man dinner theatre reimagining of Evita.

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Sorry I’m late, 27000 Tupperware containers fell out of my cabinet

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

can’t believe I have to say this again, but if you find me unconscious beneath a freeway overpass, please leave me alone, that’s MY time

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

reese with her spoon

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

"What happened?" "I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing." “I guess things went... a-rye?” “Please do shut up.” "You should get out of the sun." "Why?" "Otherwise, you'll be toast." "You're an asshole, Charlie." “You’re right, you deserve butter.”

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Welcome to your 40s, every pee-pee time now has the potential to also be a poo-poo time.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

some of you are writing bios like it's an extreme sport

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

The folks who like my posts even if they don't understand them are my people 💙

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

When it’s all said and done, the only thing that really matters is how you treated the animals.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of vanity fair: thread

Sam Eagle as Miley Cyrus on the cover of vanity fair.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/02/2025

Do I like to entertain? I don't even keep extra hangers in the coat closet

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

don’t you hate it when you’re reaching for a bag of salad in the produce aisle and accidentally walk over to the bakery and eat an entire sheet cake

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Just asked my Ouija board if I’m getting laid tonight and the planchette keeps going back and forth from the L to the O.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

a romantic holiday where everyone stops talking and we give each other quiet as a gift

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

sometimes my wife will point to a sunset and say "isn't that the most beautiful sunset you've ever seen” and I'll agree because I'm imagining that sunset with some big 'ol titties

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I Vaguely Remember What I Did Last Summer

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Bluesky illiteracy is the inability to read sarcasm.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

76 trombones is an alarming number of trombones

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

pretty cool how us tweeter refugees came to bsky and proceeded to relentlessly post jokes with the same grim, joyless determination that one devotes to cleaning their shower grout, just like we did at the other place

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Alexa, pretend I said something funny.

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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 07/02/2025

just had the most whimsical day i can presently remember and holy fuck i didn't know how much i needed that.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

“up and at them” he said, kicking off the seven step, thirteen minute process of getting out of bed

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Take this 5x a day Take this 3x a day Take this morning and night Have you been sleeping Stand up without holding on Push against my arms Hold your head up Don't stop Blow out as hard as you can As hard as you can Do it all all the time As hard as you can As long as you can Harder than that

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