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Rachel

@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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🇨🇦🍁 🇨🇦 I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 3h
I do my best to channel my misery into entertainment.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 3h
Oh fuck off America. Letting a drunk with no experience in anything ruin your military is just beyond when you’re starting wars everywhere.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h
there are no bangers only zuul
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15h
i never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 4h
Your honour, I will have my essay on why murder is bad to you by next week, and I promise I won’t murder again. Thanks for such a thoughtful sentence.
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 4h
eating my words and they taste like honey nut cheerios
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 6h
Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 11h
To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very sad news. Chad Lowe and his wife Kim have announced the passing of their 13-year-old daughter, Fiona. Their statement via People:
"We are deeply heartbroken by the loss of our beloved Fiona. She was a loving young girl who was smart, creative, and loved to dance. She was adored by her sisters and she was deeply loved by her parents. In fact, she was the light of our lives. Her passing is devastating for our entire family and we ask for prayers and privacy at this time. If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health, please reach out to the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by calling or texting 988."
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 10h
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I believe life would be exponentially better if we spoke to each other the way we speak to our dogs.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 6h
CNN and CBS News are now under the control of the Ellison family. We need independent, pro-democracy media to grow. If you agree, please subscribe to Democracy Docket now. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Southern Liberal @southernliberal03.bsky.social · 6h
You can dislike a politician without calling for their murder. A shocking take these days, I know.
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Website: We use cookies to improve performance
Me: same
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 8h
Hi..I'm full of toxic positivity.
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 7h
I’m saving all your worst skeets for blackmail purposes.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 6h
It's always a good sign when your government starts purging the military leadership on the basis of political loyalty. Historically, that has always been super good for everyone. apnews.com/article/hegs...
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Hegseth announces a new drone command and cuts to 20% of generals in 'State of the Force' speech
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is announcing some major changes to the U.S. military in what he calls his “State of the Force” address.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 13h
I'm a forest witch and a swamp witch and a kitchen witch and an ocean witch and so much more... but I'm still just a baby channeling her inner bitch
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh you like water sports, huh? Name a slalom skier and a water-polo player?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
embrace the healing power of night spaghetti
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 16h
The receipt was found in the maralago bathroom
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h
But seriously, Canada – we’re gonna need you to take Ted Cruz back. We have the receipt
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 18h
bringing the void to a knife fight
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 16h
My belt has been quietly documenting my decline for years.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 14h
I approve of this duck.
Swimmin on a prayer duck, pond jovial.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 16h
Thank you for your disinterest
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 15h
Answering text and emails from here on out using only wingdings to seem more mysterious
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really missed the opportunity to make the theme for my birthday tomorrow Sunset Cocktails with Patricia
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To hell with a blue butterfly, I want an albino squirrel with a smoke hanging out of his mouth as the symbol of Bluesky. Fuck it. Call it WhiteSquirrel.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In lieu of a time machine, I have decided to make an ass of myself anew.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t have much to say and that should make it a good night for someone.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wherever the remote sends me.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a Walgreens deserves more respect than a woman, I guess
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
+ a whole other list of things that I can't post bc they'll ban me
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 14h
I might not really like Carney but it’s not for the same reason you don’t like Carney I say to the still wants to fuck Trudeau dipshit.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 15h
One more thing and then I'm muting this thread because you people are annoying the hell out of me: if you're scared of the US, you more than anyone should be pushing renewables. Investing in a decentralized power grid would protect Canada far more than investing in large fossil fuel infrastructure.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 16h
I keep seeing Carney stans saying building fossil fuel infrastructure is a way to deal with Trump's threats. Really? Canada has to build infrastructure that'll last decades and won't even be finished for years to deal with a threat that'll be gone within 3 years? Your fear has made you very stupid.
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A Dave you know you know @notjustdave.bsky.social · 14h
The fossil fuel companies various governments in Canada are busy shoveling money at ARE 60% OWNED BY AMERICANS. There is a global extinction going on caused in large part by the burning of fossil fuels. The existing mess left by oil production would cost at least $300 BILLION to clean up.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 15h
There are more frat guys accused of rape at Cornell than there are trans athletes competing in the NCAA. Conservatives are always afraid of exactly the wrong thing.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 15h
I really love unrealistic stupid scenarios. But I only love them on telenovelas.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 15h
Give me your everyday misogyny examples you have noted ladies or gentlemen.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 15h
As always please share, donate if you can. Stand with Palestine. Over 20,000 babies have lost their lives from the brutality of Israel and its genocide since 2023.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 15h
Poor people in the United States go to jail for petty crimes. The rich get to write essays for proven gang rape.
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Everyday misogyny. Men who sleep around are goals for other men, women who do the same are “sluts”.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 15h
Smug chucklefucks being exposed as the dumb fucks they are is a beautiful thing.
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Maida ☠️ @emmaidama.bsky.social · 16h
Call me Radical all day long! 💪🏼💙 #Pinks 🌸
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 16h
French President Emmanuel Macron on the UK rejoining the EU: “If the British want to take a first step in this direction, I think it is very good news both for their country and for Europeans.”
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 15h
It’s not technically funny such a bunch of chucklefucks are in charge in the united states but I really loved watching the smirks evaporate. www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/eric...
independent.co.uk
Senator’s look of horror after she realizes colleague’s huge gaffe
A Republican senator’s look of horror was caught on camera as her colleague’s attempts to catch out former special counsel Jack Smith blew up in his face. Senator Eric Schmitt accused Smith of perjury...
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Ben Franklin’s ghost @ben-franklin-ghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They (GOP) know this to be true and it will always be true.
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