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Greg Reckons

@gregreckons.bsky.social

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I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodl…

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 41m

I ate too much taco casa which is an oxymoron

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 36m

who hit resume on my automatic thoughts

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trial and error would be great names for twins

Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 1h

What base is it when your Ai girlfriend disables the cooling fans on the 27 GPUs you use to keep her alive?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Given the age of most people in the Dermatologist waiting room I’m pretty sure at least 4 of them were seeing my shitposts immediately

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 1h

Unlimited texting was great when phone companies first offered it. Now people break up one sentence into 17 messages and I want each text to cost a dollar

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 3h

Thank you for your disinterest

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3h

She had the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 2 packs of unfiltered Luckies on the daily.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h

me: let’s turn this haunted house into a haunted home ghost: umm sorry, but i have girlfriend haunting in another house — you don’t know her

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4h

Bully: I’ll give you something to cry about Me: thx, but i have enough already

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 5h

I’m out of milk for my coffee. Please respect my privacy during this time of crisis.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6h

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5h

Living my life according to the teachings of Rico Suave has certainly kept things interesting.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 6h

bringing the void to a knife fight

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5h

Never changed my @ back from last years Halloween. Just saved myself 7 seconds.

Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 6h

I enjoy long walks off short piers and dropping dead. You?

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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

How I feel when someone blocks me: ”ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!”

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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 6h

I can’t shit post with all this shit thinking going on oh wait

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 6h

Woke up like the taxidermied monkey from the psa ad about vaping. Yeesh.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 6h

The easiest way to make me shut up is to feed me snacks.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Who up ‘who uppin’

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 7h

I know you're all envious of my exciting lifestyle. Live vicariously through me as I buy new wiper blades for my car

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 7h

wingdings font ~ the original emojis

Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 7h

I'm having trouble untying the knot in these sweatpants, so I guess world domination will be on the back burner today.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 8h

Someone should've put Bo Peep on a ten point performance management plan long ago. Those poor, poor sheep.

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 12h

They’re all the fountain of youth if you drown yourself in it

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 10h

Oh the people outside are frightening

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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 8h

Oh well, at least my demons love me.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 16h

I too am fat, kinda hairy, and can eat my weight in seafood... where's the week of love dedicated to me?

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18h

The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 17h

Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17h

I just opened a bottle of red wine at 8:30pm on a Tuesday night if you’re wondering how committed to the bit I am.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 18h

it’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h

if you’re familiar with the number for nothing then you’ve got zero experience

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 19h

I no longer have dark desires since my vision turned to shit in dim lighting .

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18h

Drinking 🥃 in my 🩲 while watching 🏒 on a Tuesday night. Just as The Prophecy foretold.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A hot priest telling me to kneel would fix me

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 19h

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22h

I have a plan! Okay, maybe it's not strictly a PLAN plan. It's more like 3 hopes in a trench coat. It's...plan-resembling. *beaming*

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19h

I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations.

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19h

i’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet cause a gravitational incident that disrupts the tides and strands sea creatures

Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 19h

Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.

ZZ Top with the iconic '33 Ford coupe

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Poking all the meat at the store to see if it's ripe

Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 19h

🎶You've got a friend in me🎶 - cannibals

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21h

i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23h

🎶 give me the skeets boys and free my soul 🎶

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 20h

My phone? Oh you mean my meme storage device