iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 32m

I do my best to channel my misery into entertainment.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28m

Her: why do you enjoy minimalism so much? Me: Her: fair enough

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h

why don’t they call it herfume

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 2h

Tickets are still available for the moment I start giving a shit.

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 5h

your favorite IPA is trash

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 9h

I've examined your skyline and determined that you are your problem.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 56m

I’m counting horsemen who are about be headless instead of sheep to help me sleep tonight.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[ first day as blackjack dealer ] Go fish

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 57m

well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 3h

Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 6h

Might quit my job and start a hipster pizza place, just for kicks.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2h

just heard someone refer to pt barnum as “a circus master named barnum” and that’s my first time thinking about how that’s not a reference prevalent enough in pop culture anymore to be universally relevant.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 4h

Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2h

as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 1h

I'll just be over here, with my feelings

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 1h

But these are my formal sweatpants. - me, arguing with the maitre d’.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 6h

I write the jokes. You press the heart. This system only works if everyone does their job.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13h

She had the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 2 packs of unfiltered Luckies on the daily.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h

people forget lmao means laughing my arse off in british english

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 3h

Back-masked elegiac.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve always despised when people bring religion into sports but if the White Sox keep winning playoff games I’ll let Pope Bob dunk me in the Cal-Sag Channel and call me a child of god

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 2h

Bruh! You don’t even listen to phil Collins. Are you even feeling it come in the air tonight?!

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 1h

Once again..caffeinated for heartbreak

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2h

dramatically flopping onto the couch, floor and bed, trying to ‘30s actress my way out of this ‘tude

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4h

Many people say that the mouth is the butthole of the face, and to these people I say, do you kiss your mother with that butthole?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2h

Dear me 6 months ago, Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 2h

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here telling everyone I know I want to be covered in bacon before I’m cremated so the cremation smells like bacon for a change

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Become unforgettable, run after a monkey with a knife in a supermarket and never explain why.

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 4h

the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 3h

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 6h

My midlife crisis started early & will last until my death.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 4h

my AI chatbot warned me about girls like you

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3h

Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 9h

Calling into the forest rangers like, "1 bear please".

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 4h

Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 3h

God forbid a theoretical slut gets thirsty.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 12h

gross and open for business (for the holidays)

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 4h

It would have been nice if people were as into squishies when I was a chubby girl.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 10h

The first rule of mental illness club is login to Bluesky.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23h

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 7h

I think it’s ridiculous that the HOA is insisting I take down the giant skeleton I put up in my front yard just because it “came from a bull elk” and “still has meat on it”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4h