iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 35m

why not just program AI to think we’re wonderful so it doesn’t kill us???

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12h

She had the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 2 packs of unfiltered Luckies on the daily.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16h

This day in history. 2009. Blasphemy Day. A day for celebrating blasphemy launched by the Center for Inquiry. This year I'll be asking religious leaders who try to make their followers believe in a hell why they can't just fold their threat five ways and stick it where the moon don't shine instead.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 13h

[data center] yes hi I’d like one datum, please

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10h

If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 11h

I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 7h

Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 5h

Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11h

He was always the star Never took second billing It was not for reward For he asked not a shilling Be it beef, squab, or pork He stood ready and willing There could be no career More noble or thrilling Than to serve His Highness As a savory filling

A sign on a post in the ground reads "SIR JEFFERY HUDSON, 1619-1682, A DWARF PRESENTED IN A PIE TO KING CHARLES 1ST."

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8h

"Relax, honey. It's more scared of you than you are of it."

An end table on the sidewalk with legs designed to give the impression of an animal walking.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 3h

Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don’t have much to say and that should make it a good night for someone.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Friend: Wait..your cat can talk? Me: Ha ha, cats don't talk.. isn't that right, Mittens? Mittens: Right

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Another day, another savage cat bite.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Despite my boastful claims, I’m not a big boy, I can’t handle it.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Letting my horns grow out for the season

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bringing my bestie to the job interview and explaining she’s my HR Coffee anyone?

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 17h

Just had a nice size Bong hit with a Metamucil / antacid chaser That's just where I'm at in life

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22h

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Of course, you can’t unsee it. That’s how vision works.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22h

we used to put our heart and soul into things, now we just make marvel movies

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15h

I know you're all envious of my exciting lifestyle. Live vicariously through me as I buy new wiper blades for my car

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I want Mucinex guy to fight liberty biberty to the death

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's crazy people used to write their posts with quills and shit

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 18h

Oh the people outside are frightening

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

says here that if i am unaware of the latest pop hit i am a snob goddamn right i'm a snob

John gilgood as Hobson from Arthur sitting on Arthur's throne

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My dog looks at me like I’m a genius when I open a cheese wrapper. That’s the only unconditional love I need. And the only performance review I’ll ever pass.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm looking back over my life and I'm seeing a lot of plot holes.

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me (walking out of a meeting in progress): Alexa, pause Me (five minutes later, walking back into the meeting while eating ice cream from a tub): Alexa, resume playback

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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I waggled my eyebrows at J and she just pointed at this guy right outside the hotel room window.

Man in a parking lot booth with a large sign saying No in & out.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Internet has made dumb people even dumber.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Well, that’s the last time I drink THAT much,” she lied.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I went to sing All by Myself at a karaoke bar but the place was packed and so I left.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nothing says old like joint pain ruining a great nap.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine if your last name was Doctor but you weren’t a doctor so people have to call you Mr. Doctor.

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Him: Do you wash your undercarriage? Me: That's a rather personal question, but yes I do. Thoroughly. Him: I mean on your car, dumbass. Me: Why would I wash it on my car? In the shower is much more practical.

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