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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 1h

Oh shit... I had "Springheel Jack But Racist" on my Bingo card. The only thing between me and a year of free oil changes is now "Sinophobic Mothman".

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One Perfect Shot Film: Seduction (2023) dir. Rod Oliver

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h

bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 1h

This is how staying informed feels in the year 2026:

A panel from a Lobster Johnson comic. His assistant, spitting out a ball gag while wearing a bow tie and negligee, with damaged glasses and a bruise on his cheek is saying:
Phew! Peachy, sir. Do you happen to have an extra firearm on you? I've had time to do some thinking these last few days, and I believe I'd like to do some killing now.

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Vinegar Syndrome @vinsyn.bsky.social · 3h

31 DAYS OF SYNTOBER returns! Each day in October, a VS team member or collaborator has selected a favorite title from our catalog and explained what makes it special. Each title will be available for 50% off SRP for 1 day only, noon to noon (eastern) ... plus stay tuned for other surprises!

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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 3h

the opening clip of him hugging kemonito and then turning around and punching him gets me every time

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 11h

Update #19592 from QUASAR (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Anti-Ham Sandwich 2. Subsonic Tears 3. Astromycological Writer Terminal

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Anti-Ham Sandwich
2. Subsonic Tears
3. Astromycological Writer Terminal

Actual coordinates: 7.6665° N, 9.6321° W

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 3h

"I learned it by watching you" has proven to have longer legs because it gets used in jokes by today's kids. "This is your brain on drugs" was more popular during the 90s when it was an easy way to parody the rapid technological advances changing society and also we weren't all on drugs yet.

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h

i think the worms in my brain would be really good friends with the worms in your brain

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 3h

Good news folks: I have been invited to download several gigs of Deadlock patches.

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frielf @goblin.fans · 3h

i have become too radiant for ordinary wetlands

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 3h

I HAVE UNCOVERED A LONG RUNNING CONSPIRACY THAT REACHES TO THE HIGHEST LEVELS. I CAN'T GET TO INTO IT BUT KNOW THIS: YOU SHOULD BE ENJOYING A MUCH GREATER VARIETY OF TOAST CRUNCHES.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster

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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 4h

Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...

Traveler Wallet made from blue and whiskey Buterro premium full grain Italian leather with tennis ball stitching. Wallet interior featuring 4 card slots, flap pocket, sleeve pocket, and notebook pocket. Handmade notebook and pen visible

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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 6h

This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h

All the kids are going crazy for Digger. They are dressing up as their favorite character Digger from the movie Digger when they go to screenings of Digger and yelling along to all his classic lines like "I'm Digger" and "Let's get digging". It's a genuine phenomenon.

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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what is wrong with him

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 4h

If I ran a company and any of my employees demonstrated this level of spiritual weakness I would have HR treat them like a deer with a crushed leg.

A notification that I have been blocked by the head of Trust, Safety, and Beating His Meat To Barely Not Child Porn While At Work.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

satan going Hey how are ya? You need anything? All good? Whaaat, when did you get here? Wow, LOVE that tattoo! to people getting flayed, eviscerated, mangled up the nuts by dogs, bent wrong, etc and they're BEAMING at him. he's just that fucking charming. everybody's playing with their hair and shit

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 6h

everybody thinks they're Christopher Nolan these days

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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 15h

DARE to keep your kids off homunculus

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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 15h

sudo rm -rf /*

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Neil McCauley era @mindcrime.bsky.social · 14h

You mean to tell me a werewolf tracked these dice?

Today at 9:47pm

@lycantracksdice.bsky.social has blocked you

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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 24/09/2026

Hey everyone! With the proliferation of news surrounding sexual abuse(rs), we’ve decided to launch a label called: Normalization of Sexual Violence.

Shows label for Normalization of Sexual Violence

Reads:

Content that seeks to promote, validate or in any other way normalize sexually violent acts which include, but aren't limited to grooming, (spousal) sexual assault, sexual exploitation, trafficking, revenge porn and sexual abuse.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17h

Dressed as a very literal manic pixie dream girl and dropping to my knees to earnestly tell a nearby teenager about the joys of 70s jazz fusion

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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 17h

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them

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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 18h

quick, plug your doodad in

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merritt @merrittk.com · 18h

i need one of the moderately well-off nerdy gen x men who are my target demo to fund my short film please. and may i also just say: toad the wet sprocket, babylon 5, obscure kung fu movies

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 19h

I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me

A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 18h

At no point when he was on screen was he ever "just a guy". I don't want to be a middle aged guy who says "aura", but PAC always just RADIATED this intense, barely constrained, pissed off energy. Even when he would fade back to let others have the spotlight he was still this furious glowing goblin.

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Stephie Haynes @crooklyn.bsky.social · 18h

Just got my order from @zanesimon.bsky.social So excited to watch this again. Packaged beautifully, arrived two days ahead of schedule. If you're into physical media, go visit his site. Link in his bio.

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ceej @ceej.online · 18h

I’m sorry Senator, I don’t think I follow. I have no recollection of attending that event. Are you perhaps referring to my participation in the Slow Toads-Infused Shrimped Kraut Crumb Lump?

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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 18h

my daughter says you're a cowboy. yodelin' kind, or rustlin' kind?

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merritt @merrittk.com · 18h

we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

so the doctor says "you should check out this comic. it's only four panels long, but it's really evocative. really puts things in perspective" and the man says "but doctor, I'm not a patient here. I'm looking for my fiancée"

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 18h

What little constraints have been placed on this administration are due to people repeatedly asking that question over the last two centuries. It's also silly to attribute the current state of things to Trump. The GOP has been cutting the brake cables for over 50 years.

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harpy @harpy.party · 05/07/2024

if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 19h

my buddy Bradlotion: Exotic Wildlife. Brunch and cookies with invisible women me: what ? my buddy Bradlotion: Im just writing down my thoughts me: you didnt write that down. you said it to me my buddy Bradlotion: Maybe u should be writing it down

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Drew @4484.cool · 20h

Watch out! Dracula has obtained several power-ups!

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 19h

"You can see the code the universe runs on if you scatter a laser across a convex surface and take DMT." "Homie, I don't think the LASER is really pulling any weight for this discovery sled."

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 19h

me: (2 steppin intergalactic style to Kraftwerk's entire discography w/seven or eight salarian rudeboys at Afterlife) sweet ass asari shorty: Hey...Wow..u guys are really getting down. Can i dance with u? (smiles) me: (elbowing her off the dance floor as i continue to go fucking crazy with the boys)

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19h

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Little guy got all fucked up on schnapps and now he can't get out of my backyard

An alien Grey being shot at night through a fence, it is putting its hand up like it's trying to shield it's eyes from the light of the camera

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 22h

BREAK YOUR NO AI VOW TO GO PLAY MINECRAFT WITH THE UNITED STATES OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT SUPER INTELLIGENCE. RIGHT NOW.

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 22h

"Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

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