iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1h

My bluesky Sir, It's broken. @bsky.app AGAIN.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 10h

A chocolate cake that goes directly to your soul

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 5h

I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes.

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 16h

The closest I’m gonna get to landing a doctor.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On Tuesdays, we flounce.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19h

Me at some concert: sing some shit I know

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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Smokin' in the boy's room," but it's just me pooping in the men's room at work to spare my female coworkers.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t have much to say and that should make it a good night for someone.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Spacing out in the garden of unearthly delights later

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 19h

But, did you get a golden ticket?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20h

bluesky needs more vulgar roasts. just keep getting more vulgar. use forbidden words. it’s next level. epic vulgar roasts.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 20h

Mom got rid of all my search engines again.

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20h

The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.

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key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026

sweet caroline? i heard she was kinda a bitch

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 20h

*911, what's your emergency?* "I'd like to report a murder. I just killed someone's ego, and now they may need medical attention."

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20h

I don't think my lucky shirt will fix this

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 20h

People will project the wildest intentions on me and I’m just over here thinking about dinosaurs.

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you ever feel the spirit u had is crushed forever but have to fake it for like 20 more yrs

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 21h

What a time to be alive. I don’t know what else to say.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 21h

Imagine me naked More squinting

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 21h

Women throw themselves at me [themselves is what I call small to medium rocks]

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21h

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 21h

I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m sorry I talked to your online boyfriend and/or girlfriend. Trust me when I say, I do not want them.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21h

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21h

Understanding yet short on patience..fuckface!

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 22h

Caught myself dreaming again. Stupid slut.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And a fine upstream timeout to you, too.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 21h

Getting dizzy with it.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

aren’t we all just avoiding life while waiting for life

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 21h

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trial and error would be great names for twins

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

can’t rn, bursting bubbles

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I taught my parrot to say, “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.” The authorities are involved. No regrets.

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sometimes I wish you were real.

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I appear to have three large SkyBeasts advancing on my position. Please advise. Over. #SkyBeasts

Three large, upright cloud monsters are approaching my garden. The cloudy skyline sets the scene behind the darkening houses and street lights.

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Why do you know that?” I don’t know why I know anything, Sharon

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're just a chemistry set with nightmares.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe they see you in their thoughts too

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am particularly good at creating goofy scenarios to vex and mock me.

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