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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My anxiety has never once fixed a problem, but I admire its commitment to the project.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

im gonna start cosplaying as a normal human man

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The only breasts I’ve touched recently belonged to a rotisserie chicken.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

is it weird that we’re all listening to each others voices in our heads

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have the opposite of FOMO, please stop telling me things I don't wish to know.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

so far gone my straight jacket is varsity

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

sunday is the humpday of the three day weekend

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You had me at mutually assured destruction

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When my cat is being naughty I use my Batman voice. Gets him every time.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

don’t force the grandeur, you must allow the delusions to form organically

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve reached the age where “doing nothing” is a valid and exciting weekend plan.

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Your weirdo name is your first name followed by your last name.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hoping to land the centerfold of next month's AARP Magazine

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

At some point during my mid to late thirties I made the dramatic switch from wafer to sugar cone.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Got a new fridge today...it's pretty cool

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Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We all deserve someone who gasps at all the right times when we’re telling a story.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

See what happened was... you got two people that don't let go of the hug first. Now they're stuck like that.

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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dip me like one of your french fries

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Knuckle tats: M O R E S A L T

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Have you tried turning it off and never turning it on again?

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Her: Do that thing I like Me: (Drops dead) 💀

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

are there any 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 nationalities of toast beside French?

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WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

*25 second sigh* REPRESENTATIVE

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Cats are at their highest level of “yeah pick up the pace, bitch” when they watch me clean the litter box and then immediately go when I’m done.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My therapist said I need to find my inner child. I found him, but he was in the backyard trying to eat a glow stick.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, give them a hard time for taking so long, say "it's fine", then ignore them.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There should be a cheese for every feeling not just blue.

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Scurvy: for when life doesn’t give you lemons.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*calls self help line *gets my own voicemail

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Me: Mom, they made Día De Los Muertos Barbie Mom: Quién? Me: Him too

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

*Advice Needed* Signed up to do Stand-up Comedy at my work talent show. What is the best way to get a meeting with HR? They seem fun.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026

The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Not the red pill, not the blue pill, but a fuzzy grey pill found under the couch inside a dust bunny.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

put ᵗᵉᵉⁿʸ ᵗⁱⁿʸ pizzas over my eyes when i die

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

why do birds suddenly appear is my favorite song lyric about vultures

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

September is that time when every leaf turns into a passive-aggressive note from Mother Nature saying, “I’m outta here.”

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Grim Reaper has the aim of a stormtrooper.

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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dorothy: If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with. Everyone: Kill another witch.

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You're in her DMs, I'm in her bag of M&M's. We are not the same.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/12/2025