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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

To whoever wrote "vagina repellent" on my pokemon backpack I will find you

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wife: You’re a delusional alcoholic. Abraham Lincoln: She’s right, you know.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

kids, life is like a game of pac-man, you spend your days running around and eating and trying not to die while multicolored ghosts chase you. life is also like being on shrooms

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This day in history. 1989. In Britain the government of vile weed Margaret Thatcher began privatizing public water authorities because what could go wrong with drinking water provided by the lowest bidder or a Conservative MP's sister's son-in-law's younger brother?

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it may ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Going to live stream my first brisket. Tune in for my tender reveal

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/06/2025

i quit my job at the reptile house in favour of a more creative career. i just couldn’t stand staring at a monitor all day.

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Me: I'm gonna draw something profound and beautiful Two hours later:

A wizard outside next to a pond with her arms outstretched. There are bright lights streaming from her hands up to the night sky, where stars are spelling out the words "POST MORE".

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me as a doctor: you might feel a little pinch Tiny lobster in my pocket: *clack clack*

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Peanut @peanutium.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If I get evicted I have to go back to Texas as a trans person! I'm also still recovering from surgery! Rent (due tomorrow): 500/3500 Overdue car: 0/563 cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield #mutualaid #HelpFolksLive2026 #transmutualaid #DisabilityMutualAid

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/08/2026

logging off

hourglass graphic captioned

TIME LIMIT

you've reached your limit on Entertainment

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Don't navigate straight down a trench to a point where you fire a proton torpedo into a ray-shielded thermal exhaust port. Vote.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Seems like Illinois could make a bigger deal of being the birthplace of The Hamburglar. Or created a legend to make us giddy with anticipation that Abraham Lincoln might suddenly appear and swipe your chalupa.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s the weekend. Time to post those drafts of one tribute to each of the 50 states.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This day in history. 1146. Use of the crossbow on Christians was outlawed by a conference of European leaders. You see, more and more dart thingies were being aimed at the horses of the nobility, not the invulnerable armoured riders, forcing the upended magnificoes to walk to their spare horses.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/08/2026

the premise of so many shows is "guy who can't be normal is so unusually good at a job otherwise done by normal people that all the normal people put up with him not being able to be normal"

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Donald Venezuelan Trump Oil 🤝 Extra Heavy And Crude

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

no one should be deported, and ice should be removed from circulation, but i didnt realize milo was british. deporting him to england feels like kicking someone out of disneyland and sending them to california adventures (if both places’ number one export was racism and transphobia)

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Happy 10 Year Anniversary!” my boss emailed, reminding everyone that There Is No Escape

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

bad news. they made a bluesky fandom wiki and your page is missing

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

in high school my friend and i were driving by a bank and he saw two guys in suits walking out and yelled “HIPPIES!” at them

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

bad news. in the Bluesky Cinematic Universe you were one of the accounts that got blipped

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

why would i watch the fast and the furious. it cannot possibly top Captain Sulu shouting “FLY HER APART THEN!”

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

my favorite kind of freak is definitely clean

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the rebels should have just built their own death star

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

one thing about living on the west coast is that your east coast friends might drunk dial you at 6pm just to say they love you

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i’m a big supporter of crastination. very procrastination

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if you're really good in bed you'd know i'm a soprano

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

next time i'm made to go out for a night on the town im going to wear my pyjamas like little kids do

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

if we ever break up you get the ketchup and i get the mayo

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

it's dangerous to go alone take this (hands you a format joke)

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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 30/08/2026

I'm not ashamed to say I'm a baby and would love a version of the Pitt that blurs all the gross shit.

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Peanut @peanutium.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We had some bills come out. I'm recovering from surgery and need help! Rent (due on the 1st): 400/3500 Overdue car: 0/563 cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield #mutualaid #HelpFolksLive2026 #transmutualaid #DisabilityMutualAid #HelpFolksLive

A close up of Peanuts black cat laying down asleep in a cat bed

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*taking a huge rip of the timeline* god i love discourse

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I had such high hopes for adult life but the reality is that I just have to go back to the grocery store for one thing every single day until I die

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

She spread on my sheets til I people. Is this anything

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You're honor it's not clocking to you that my client is standing on business, is it

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We did it gang we made it. Way to go

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

When I was a kid they called me “Shark” because I had sharp teeth and randomly attacked swimmers

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Not dolly. Not our queen

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I grew up in TN and have a lot of family and friends there and when I tell you Dollywood is about to be packed for months, I mean it. The flowers outside her house in my hometown are piling up at the gate. They had to send cops out to direct all the traffic trying to go down her street. Our queen

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026