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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That’s cute, and by cute I mean dumb.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

True friends are the ones who never call and for dang sure never come over.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wore a cardigan for the first day of fall and I’m sweating like a plaid shirted influencer at a California pumpkin patch.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you look closely you can spot little tears and open seams in the fabric of space-time where you can toss an old banana peel or unpaid bill.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally leaving a group chat like Tim Robbins emerging from the Shawshank sewer pipe.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 18/09/2026

We should be allowed at least 5 days off to focus on watchlists

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i was just following my dreams, your honor

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Started a painting of Billy Idol in the style of Monet Monet

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

*playing the tuba outside your window at 3am I just wanted you to know that everyone thinks you’re kind of a cunt.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My doctor asked me if I could have injured my calf at the gym and I said there's absolutely no chance of that.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Waking up to Ed Sheeran being hated by millions is perfectly normal in my world.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I purchased a flutter sleeve leopard print blouse which, like myself, manages to be both cool and frumpy all at once.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I told my boss it would have been nice to get a "thank you" after putting in an 11 hour day. She said "how would I know you needed to hear that unless you tell me?". You can't make this shit up.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This day in history. 878. Pope John VIII crowned Louis the Stammerer as king of West Francia the day after this day when Louis finished repeating the oath.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

-Mama said there’d be days like these. -Lol, your mom’s a bitch.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sorry you got turned on watching me eat a hot dog.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Follow Friday Frovo Format Feeds: Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop Spelling Bee: tinyurl.com/SplgBee Driving Lessons: tinyurl.com/DrvLsns OnomotoSeeias: tinyurl.com/onomotos

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sorry I'm late. I've been watching live court feeds of the Lindsay Clancy trial.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This car cost me an arm and a leg. I can't really drive it now.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Pro Tip; It’s OK to be stupid and NOT pursue leadership roles.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hey baby are you my password because I’m going to forget you in a week

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They’re gonna have to poison the pop tarts and potato chips to get to me

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Instead of getting a greenhouse and growing my food I will just die

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Donald J Trump 🖕

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I splash my psyche all over everyone.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 20/08/2026

Your boss has a recurring entry in their calendar that reads "Post something whimsical in the team chat".

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

In America we don't have healthcare so we use GoFundMe.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Me: I'm so sorry but I can't attend a Christian event because it's against my religion. Boss: what religion is that? Me: Satanism.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Why is Anthony Kiedis dating a 19-year-old? Because dating a 17 year old would be illegal.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/06/2023

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

Therapist: are you familiar with the 5 stages of grief? Me: sure. Uh… anger. Anger, anger. Ang— Therapist: no, it’s— Me: shut the FUCK up

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Me at 20: I want to make a difference in the world Me at 40: maybe if I stand really still and never speak again, I won’t fuck anything else up

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

[U.S. Postal Service] Me: *hands over change of address form* Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub” Me: I live there now Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub Me: Yay

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

COP: do you know why I stopped you ME: is it related to my crimes

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

how many dead gop senators does it take to unscrew a country

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 09/12/2024