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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Norwegian death metal band Hvalross to release new album “Blood in the Water” this Friday. The first single, “Something Smells Fishy” is available to stream now on all major services.

“Sea Gangsters”
Photograph: Marek Jackowski/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”

“Bears Sharing a Laugh”
Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23h

Looks like somebody dragged their parents into the souvenir shop at Disney World.

“Nature’s Window”
Photograph: Lee Frost/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 4h

This is a community note for the ages.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 5h

Coffee tastes better when someone else makes it for you.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 5h

We need to talk about your last skeet

An owl sitting in an evergreen branch with a very stern look

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 4h

Mondays are like Godzilla ringing your doorbell.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4h

Monday is National Get Funky Day. I don't have my car so won't you take me to Funkytown?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4h

I was alive when they tried to make Daylight Savings Time happen all year and it worked great if you liked to wake up every morning and have the darkness devour you whole

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 4h

Responsibilities. Not a fan.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 4h

One of these Mondays I’m going to wake up well rested and then it’s over for everyone.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3h

So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder”

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3h

I don't know why they're called "Briefs", I been wearing this pair three days.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3h

Somehow managed to fall down 6 flights of stairs without spilling any of my fondue

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3h

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026

where do you put the dollar bills

One of those signs with plastic re-arrangable letters reads:
Adoption Center
LIVE NUDE
DOGS
FREE LAP
DANCES

The S in DOGS is a dollar sign and the C in DANCES is the cent symbol.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft. The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ghosts in movies are stupid. If I was a ghost I'd be on a beach in St Thomas, but they're just like "Let's stay here and move pots and pans"

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/10/2026

Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot

Me standing on the wing of a yellow De Havilland Canada DHC-1 Chipmunk, on a sunny afternoon. I’m wearing a flight suit and aviators and trying to look cool, which may or may not be effective, but the lighting is really good at least

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2026

Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

saw your man at the grocery store and he was struggling to effectively use his rewards points

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“im still goth,” i say, rubbing arthritis cream on my feet, adding orthotic inserts into my (hands-free ) sneakers & walking gingerly from my chair to my other chair while saying “ow, ow”, “goddammit. ow”

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The best form of defence is a snack.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some church people knocked on my door and said they wanted to tell me about the afterlife. I told them I’m trying to avoid any spoilers.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DON'T TWIST EVERY INNOCUOUS POST INTO A POLITICAL STATEMENT CHALLENGE

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just remember that someone loves you. Sure, that person is awful. But still.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene

A pair of damaged high heels in the foreground with a guilty-looking dog appearing in the background.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At 56 my super power is waking up feeling hung over after a big night of doing no drinking whatsoever.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(kool aid man voice) ohhh yeaahhhhh

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When my parents die I’m totally going to change my name.

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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

following my dreams to the end of my driveway and back today

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026

First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

new wolfenstein looks like shit

its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 6h

Robert De Niro, Yesterday.......👏🏻

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

I’d like to get serious for a moment. Phew! Glad that’s over.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Knocks on your window and yells thank you for liking my post, I love you too.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 2h

I keep finding myself in circles when I know I’m a rhombus.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

It’s OK to take some things very seriously, so long as one of those things isn’t yourself.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 2h

I am a sister to another sister and a brother, but I'm sad I will never be a brother to anyone. I'm sad my brother never had a brother.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2h

"WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE." HERE AT SAMMY'S SUBTERRANEAN FLOAT HOUSE. WHY DID THIS CRAZY CLOWN OPEN A FLOAT HOUSE IN THE SEWERS? WHO KNOWS. BUT OUR COLD PLUNGE RATES CAN'T BE BEAT. ASK OUR RATS ABOUT A COUPLE'S PACKAGE TODAY.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3h

is this Dr. Pepper organic?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h

i don’t want to be a big account and that’s why i keep posting

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 23h

“I never know what to do with my feet.” —people with pockets

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 23h

The best part of having a cold when you’re a kid is staying home and watching tv. The best part of having a cold when you’re an adult is still having to work from home and knowing you’ll die soon.

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