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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d take an earbud out for you.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The young people don't know what it was like in the raw, Internet free world to not have melba toast specific content in your pocket at all times.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I simply couldn't, so I did not.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

being a kid in the 80s meant going to a coin show would likely be the highlight of your month

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine if your last name was Doctor but you weren’t a doctor so people have to call you Mr. Doctor.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

antifreeze for the brain

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Walking around naked, looking for my reading glasses like a normal person.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis?

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sorry. I don't make decisions at 2am. Alert 2pm Me: Interesting article but let's be realistic. It's highly statistically improbable that... Sleepy 2am Me: Interesting article. Should I draft plans for a bunker & expand my garden to 40 acres just to be on the safe side? Idk, Idk. Maybe?

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Flared leg cargo shorts.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They say make yourself at home then get mad when you eat all their cheese

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

well, the important thing is that you blame yourself

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🦊 🩵🐦‍⬛ Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s 2026. You’re managed by morons. Not referring to work. That’s nothing new.

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eff. @fabjx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can't sleep, thinking of that time back when we

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would just explain to the lion that if I run I'm going to become quite sweaty

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m all for language evolving but goddam new math.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wish I had a reason to live. like killing Dracula or something good like that.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're looking well; fuck you

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timmayct.bsky.social @timmayct.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

guess we need to go back and study the 20th century again ... 'cause it's clear we didn't learn a goddamn thing.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Even on days when Sisyphus woke up with enthusiasm the work was a struggle and the completion was elusive.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me (watching a true crime show where they mention a possibly connected case that i recognise because i've already watched a true crime show about the case they're mentioning): am i watching too much true crime? no, it's the children who are wrong.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: we have to stop meeting like this *chuckle, pause, frown* no, seriously, i'm getting sick of bumping into you tuesday:

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: why can't you just play along it's not like you have to actually do anything just stop being such a pain in the arse my boot laces:

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[first date] Her: What are your hobbies? Me: Shitposting Her: I don't know what that is. Me: I bet your mom does. Ammirite? *wink* Her: Me: Wanna read my butthole skeets? ... Where are you going?

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I mean, if you’re here 'and' I’m here, shouldn't those be 'our' opioids?

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 28/09/2026

Hey, babe. Let's play 2 foods and a lie. I'll go first. 1. Tamales 2. Cherry pie 3. There's nothing you can do that would make me stop loving you.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not going to lie, would you accept an elaborate excuse instead?

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s really hard to get back on the horse when the horse has left the barn.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm a little witchy. About 5' 4".

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When your benefit of doubt eventually gives out, that's amore.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wait..whoa. Don't look there that's where I hide my sadness.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“This too shall pass,” I mutter as I pass a slow walker.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[arrogant French noises]

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The primal urge to knock over the stacks of fruit at the grocery store

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026

Raspberries should hold the place in culinary culture that strawberries do and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why yes, I do indeed dance with myself.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

pick up the receiver I’ll play you some Bob Seeger

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Adélie penguins literally waddle across Antarctica to find the perfect pebble for their soulmate, but thanks for putting your dirty bowl in the dishwasher.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026