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Character Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 3h
The Art of Yoneyama Mai → buff.ly/jcIP9iE #artist #portfolio #illustration #art
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 3h
2006 was 20 years ago but feels like yesterday. 1996 was thirty years ago but feels like ancient history, like we were sitting around the fire watching the Fugees kill us softly on a stone TV with a bird for an antenna
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The Masked Connoisseur @missinformed.bsky.social · 2h
I should vacuum. youtu.be/nXyTxw0NFrI?...
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
I always enjoy this special time of year when my account seems vaguely appropriate.
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 2h
A Black-capped Chickadee perched next to American Basswood nutlets.
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TAKAO★WATANABE🌿10/23-28Exhibition @watanabetakao.bsky.social · 2h
Here’s a view of the solo exhibition venue. It’s a gallery housed in a renovated old apartment building. You can get a sense of Japanese culture just by looking at the building itself 😉
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3h
Frosty the Snowman was made of non-magic, regular snow. The *hat* was magic. Why didn't they put the hat on other things?
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 3h
Because I made the mistake of putting it on a peanut.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h
We start dating now and we could be fighting on a haunted hayride in time
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 2h
“Touches of gold mark hats and frocks as an up-to-the minute mode this season. June Lang wears an antique gold clip on this new hat of dark brown antelope. Carved gold beads are also worn. Her frock is russet jersey with gold threads.” Photo by Gene Kornman, 1936.
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‎ @handle.invalid · 2h
i went to merriam webster page to look up words and they made me verify that i was a human. who else would be looking at a dictionary? you rubes. you backwoods yokels. you absolute tenderfoot greenhorns.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 2h
having fun with my friends on the internet dot com
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Your daily affirmation: You haven't yet met all the people in your life that will be charmed or horrified by your weirdness. Take comfort in that.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 2h
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𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ™ @nova42069.bsky.social · 8h
Ive been hiding in your phone this whole time
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Dr. Elle, Her Celestial Majesty ✨👑🌌 @abstractica.bsky.social · 2h
ㅤ — Saturday Evening Post, 21 September 1929 ㅤ
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 5h
Since the junk in my trunk is mostly cheese, I will now refer to it as my dairyere
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 1h
Did know about this in concept, but I didn't know there was a name for it. (you probly already did - but that's okey, some of us are a liiiitle slower :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spolia
en.wikipedia.org
Spolia - Wikipedia
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 2h
Helios pours the remaining light into the river as he leaves. #photography #sunset #landscape #clouds
Blue evening river sizzling with orange light. Long low flat darkened landscape past the river and bridges. Above the landscape a tiny dot in the cloud wall and above that a glowing white light surrounded by yellow. The surrounding clouds and sky an orange ombre fade. iPhone no edits.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you ever feel like fate is up against your will, bro
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like getting baconated.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 4h
More dahlias!
Red and white and red and yellow dahlias surrounded by green leaves
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h
Guys I'm just gonna run out to the convenience store, pick up some 1/2 n 1/2 or something
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h
All good things are a little out of tune
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 2h
Walked out the joint today, an the heat hit me hard enough to say "oof!" just there on the stoop. Was a woman getting a thing out of a car parked right there, she looked back at me. I said "Kinda' a little warm today huh?" She got her stuff and looked at me without humor. "Ya, kinda'a little."
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 2h
Every year at this time the townsfolk back home select two random people to be the Pumpking and the Pumpqueen, who head up the annual Hallowe’en parade and they generally wind up getting married and having a bunch of brats.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10h
There's still time before the holidays to have a trap door installed in front of your house.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10h
TONY STARK: Will you marry me? PEPPER POTTS: You have to ask properly TONY: [puts on Iron Man costume] Will you be my *sigh* fe-ancé? PEPPER: Omg yes!
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 9h
get in loser, we're going lurking
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"What are you giving me with the flying fish" @romanbone.bsky.social · 10h
A nice cup of tea on the set of Underworld (1927). Director Josef von Sternberg with his actors, George Bancroft, Evelyn Brent and Clive Brook.
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Brad Holkesvig @bradjholk.bsky.social · 9h
One of my favorite parks to walk around in is where all the cactus plants are on the hillside just above the Port of Barcelona. #cactusplants #parks #barcelona #photography
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
and-my-sword on tumblr: "a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god"
wolftoes: "She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them"
and-my-sword: "#knight sweating terrified: “ye god what sorcery is this”#princess: “hehe this one’s a deer”tags by @wolftoes"
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sunset with orange and grey tones
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sky art ✨
sunset with various orange and grey tones
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
281th historical items post to inspire your writing or dnd Wedding toe-knob paduka sandals, chased sheet silver and gold over wood, Kutch, India, 1850
Think of two air carriers but looked like a pinball table silver
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Kyla Houbolt @luaz.bsky.social · 9h
I am making this poem as weird as I possibly can. Get weirder, poem! Not weird enough poem, get MOAR weird!
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/10/2026
the even spookier tale of the la croixless horseman
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The Meandathals @mandk6980.bsky.social · 10h
#Alphabetchallenge #WeekNForNeon Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball ... 🎶💕🎶
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lookforplace @lookforplace.bsky.social · 11h
#Remparts #de #Vannes #Brittany #France
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me: the phrase “dog cocks ears” kinda sounds like the ingredients for a witch’s brew, amirite my gynecologist: what
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11h
it’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit
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Tinosdo @tinosdo.bsky.social · 21h
«Precaución: suelo resbaladizo» (No había cartel al amanecer, pero sí que atravesé con cuidado la pasarela mojada del embarcadero) 📍Club Náutico, Donostia 📸Oct'25
Está a punto de rayar el alba tras las torres de estilo monumental del edificio que hoy alberga el ayuntamiento, pero cuyo estilo inspirado en el Gran Casino de Montecarlo revela que el juego en La Belle Epoque fue la actividad que albergó inicialmente.
Al inicio de la pasarela, otra joya arquitectónica; esta de estilo racionalista y una forma que evoca un barco blanco atracado en el muelle. 
Aunque el día arranca con el cielo despejado, ha caído algo de lluvia por la noche y vemos desde los escalones que descienden hacia el mar los travesaños de madera del pasadizo mojados y reflejando con distorsión la escena descrita.

#fotografía #photography #sunrise #dawn #BasqueCountry #urbangaze #original
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
look i know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate
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Ian R. Pearsall @ianrpearsall.bsky.social · 11h
#LookUp building of the day on a quick jolly to Nottingham with @minxyowlwriter.bsky.social today .. Queen’s Chambers Long Row/King Street. Nottingham. watsonfothergillwalk.com/2021/08/25/i... Architect : Watson Fothergill en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watson_...
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16h
I’d like to get serious for a moment. Phew! Glad that’s over.
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JPSea ..✳️🈶 @jpsea83.bsky.social · 13h
Some b/w pictures.. ..have a great week all:) #photography
A gull perched on a flagpole under cloudy skies..Lake Windermere..guarded by dark hills..A misty morning at the River Avon..Fields & hedgerow’s on a patchwork hillside..
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phantomblair.bsky.social @photoblair.bsky.social · 16h
Sunrise Seating. #NiagaraFalls #Sunrise #Photography
A warm weather seating section faces the American Falls and a spectacular sunrise over the Niagara Gorge in Niagara Falls Ontario
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Paula ⚪️ @paulaflucas.bsky.social · 11h
Car Wash. #Alphabetchallenge #WeekNForNeon
Night shot of neon letters 'CARWASH' on a building with a blurred red car passing which has the reflections of the coloured lights from the sign on its roof.
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Travertin📷🍀 @travertin.bsky.social · 11h
Shiprock 📍New Mexico 📷Robert Streithorst #landscape #photography #flickr flic.kr/p/2sCfd7k
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11h
Things that break your brain
Mountain lion mid leap from a tree
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