Reposted by LoriDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 02/05/2025An igloo made of toupees: wigloo. 55620
Reposted by LoriDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I look up from sampling some drugs and see a small group of trees converging on me. "Oh no! Undercover copse!" 2498
Reposted by LoriDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Let he who is without typo cast the first [sic]. 27315
Reposted by LoriDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 07/09/2025A fun thing to do is set this as my contact photo in your phone, then when I call you, you can just say "ope, there's the banker." 0222
Reposted by LoriDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025When I say I am the GOAT, I'm referring to my BODY ODOR. 0205
Reposted by LoriJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 13/09/2025If you ever feel isolated while driving in the dead of night, just turn on your high beams. Another car will be there in a fricking jiffy. 626880
Reposted by LoriJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 25/12/2024If our bodies are full of organs, why don't we fart church music? 1527395
Reposted by LoriMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026All my skinny friends eat vicariously through me. 517184
Reposted by LoriBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It was only a one sleeve swipe cry 03517
Reposted by LoriBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Testing the bounds of my drafts folder until it asks for mercy 0186
Reposted by LoriDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Forever stamps are a good idea because the prices are likely to keep going up. Well, at least until AI destroys all life on Earth. 12710
Reposted by LoriDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony walk into a bar. 33117
Reposted by LoriDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A salad with cucumbers, tomatoes, green bell pepper, red onion, Kalamata olives, and feta cheese? I don't know. It's all Greek to me. 12512
Reposted by LoriDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You have your way of doing BlueSky (funny with broad appeal). I have mine (odd ramblings). There's no one right way (except probably yours). 03416
Reposted by LoriDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026French toast? Whose idea was it to kiss your breakfast? 45522
Reposted by LoriJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Freezing leftover soup in an ice cream tub because I love setting an emotional trap for my future self. 1229978
Reposted by LoriPaul @grommit56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026But.......why would I want to attract flies to begin with? 22114
Reposted by LoriJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I lost the eighth grade spelling bee to a girl named Jennifar. 1129680
Reposted by LoriJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19/10/2023I've had my eye on a specific burrito at the gas station for several days now. Just waiting for the price to come down on it. 5330106
Reposted by LoriJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026i petted the cat against the grain and it said woem 11564141
Reposted by LoriJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They saw me trying to expand the picture on a dinner menu with my fingers. Now the family won't let my go anywhere alone. 010032
Reposted by LoriJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"You're somewhat unkind." "What do you mean, somewhat?" 210353
Reposted by LoriJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Men die inside five to six years younger than women. 417561
Reposted by LoriJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This day in history. 1874. Swiss chocolatier Charles-Amédée Kohler died in an avalanche of hazelnuts. 49544
Reposted by LoriPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Know what's just as good as human companionship? Chips. 310644
Reposted by LoriPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026(nods, listening intently) (takes spicy noodles from robe pocket) 08233
Reposted by LoriPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Apparently my dentist made the cover of a dental magazine. A DENTAL MAGAZINE. 24810
Reposted by LoriPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026SOMEONE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW IS DEMANDING TO KNOW WHO COOKS FOR ME. 5449
Reposted by LoriPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think it's okay to buy Halloween candy now. I think it's okay to eat all the candy you buy now. Gimme candy. 14715
Reposted by LoriMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You call it the fetal position. I call it solo spooning. 4290123
Reposted by LoriMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When life backs you into a corner, you need to come out swinging. 510264
Reposted by LoriMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I come from a long line of people who wish they weren't related to me. 721090
Reposted by LoriMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I flip off 100% of the people that honk at me, no matter who caused the issue. It's good to be consistent. 713560
Reposted by LoriMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I run a daily marathon where my thoughts race frantically, but never cross the finish line. 612472
Reposted by LoriCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A gnome in the bedroom is never a good sign 57222
Reposted by LoriCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I actually did mean to startle you 215253
Reposted by LoriCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I only eat unprocessed napkins 01610
Reposted by LoriCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes I try to imagine you're all real 36229
Reposted by LoriCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reposting you to teach you a lesson 24822
Reposted by LoriJust4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Might post some shit. Might camp out outside your window... 0125
Reposted by LoriJust4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026AC just changed 'hope all is going well' to 'hope all is going to hell' and you know, that fits... 0115
Reposted by LoriMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026There are some people you simply do not want to understand. Trust me. 17232
Reposted by LoriMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I will always give you the benefit of doubt. Until all I ever have is doubt. 17948
Reposted by LoriMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I didn’t say I was right. I just said you were wrong. 110651
Reposted by LoriMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The less you do, the less you feel like doing. It’s science. 19351
Reposted by LoriMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’d slap you silly, but it seems you’re already there. 311355
Reposted by LoriA-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've always referred to myself as "alone but not lonely" Lately that has been less true... 051
Reposted by LoriA-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Am I the person you want around in a crisis? No But, am I the person you want around when it’s not a crisis? Also no 25014
Reposted by LoriA-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I’m a big fan of people being exactly who they are. 35716
Reposted by LoriA-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Baking is just science you can eat 921946
