Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A chocolate cake that goes directly to your soul 06335
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026After 30 years together my wife turned to me and said it’s kind of funny Gary Oldman matches his name now. 612942
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A dry cleaner walks into a bar and the bartender says "What can I starch you off with?" 13116
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today is the day my eyebrow mites migrate to the other eyebrow. The Great Mitegration 26821
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that 2025466
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it's tough these days to warm the cockles of one's heart but a long weekend with a pupper is a good place to start 711834
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19hStaying alive out of spite. 18245101
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.social(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/10/2026[takes a drag of a cigarette] i reckon i used to shitpost but now i just post shit 28331
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It took me forever to learn the French word for "here." No one ever said it was going to be ici. 47029
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026[nobel peace prize committee meeting] judge 1: *waves hand generally at everything* judge 2: yeah ok let's just skip this year 38415
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This day in history. 1967. Police with TV crews raided The Grateful Dead's house in San Francisco arresting eleven individuals for possession of marijuana and felony hairiness. One individual, Pigpen something, was charged with aggravated littering. 37435
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry about liking all your skeets. In my defense, I don't know who you are anymore. 210045
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hegseth going after "weirdos" in the military? he's never served in Ranger or Paratrooper units or he'd know - weirdos know how to get commo up by bouncing signal off hills and can reprogram the radio blindfolded. they also max PT tests and qualify expert marksman. not many gymbros can keep up 2214
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't need a fancy home, I need a cave with a complicated network of tunnels that goes all the way to the edge of the molten center of the earth a nation unto myself 03315
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Let's be real. If I really could fuck myself, don't you think I already would have done that? 02510
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Welcome to America, our Rape Culture is surpassed only by our Facism 0121
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don't perjure yourself. You're under oath. Isn't it true that you are a fast food restaurant chain founded in San Diego in the 1950s, that features chicken tenders, and tacos. "Senator, I think you have mistaken me for Jack in the Box.' 14211
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.static.klipy.comIRS Taxes: We Have What It Takes MemeAlt: IRS Taxes: We Have What It Takes Meme 33711
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJames👻🎃👻 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Way back when I worked in a canning factory. One day my finger got caught in the pickle slicer. The damn boss fired the both of us. 0112
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird 1730870
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialWristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i replaced a valve in my toilet today and briefly became the sort of man who stands proudly with hands on hips and says "there, that should do it" 39710
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026author, pitching his book to a publisher: it’s about a missionary who does anal - editor: yes! author: -ysis. he does analysis editor: yeah. no 14014
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yolo eat that raw batter 1313549
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[looking in the mirror] ugh i look more like age against the machine 516254
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i hope no one ever checks my signature for veracity cuz there’s the one i use on checks so nobody can replicate it then there’s the one i use on legal docs which looks like a 7 yr old who just learned cursive then there’s the one i use on computers which is basically a squiggly line then there’s 25613
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Please don't talk to me; I have a Kenny Loggins song stuck in my head. No, this is it. I am happy. 48024
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026how can we be sure that anything is butter 2221075
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do the kids ptext each other onpt for on point? Ptotally apt here 🏆👑 Congratulations @kattsdogma.bsky.social from @mayornaise.bsky.social 1127
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When I wave bye to you, I am showing you the number of fingers I'm flipping you off with.static.klipy.comNelson Muntz Ha-Ha! Simpsons LaughAlt: Nelson Muntz waved at you in the cartoon "The Simpsons" He's flipping you off five times 33618
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes 2019369
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Getting yourself into a top loading dumpster isn't the real problem. Getting OUT of the top loading dumpster is the problem. (Not a metaphor. Okay, could be a metaphor.) 33818
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses. 720967
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialtrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day 1027581
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Stare deeply, deeeeply into my eyes my darling, my rapture, my everything. No... not that one. That's the glass one. 22711
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026frank: what’re you gonna be for halloween me: not sure. can i be frank frank: no {annnnnnnd *send* 👻} 13210
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In the dial-up internet days you could stack 3 cord of wood in the time it took to download a trojan horse disguised as an mp3 of Kurt Cobain singing I Saw Her Standing There 23313
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You rarely see a cow do standup comedy since most will dismiss their material as udder nonsense. 0155
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.social(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad 61420265
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hotel California because I want a guitar solo that I can whistle. 03716
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagine hating me and I’m just over here telling everyone I know I want to be covered in bacon before I’m cremated so the cremation smells like bacon for a change 2204
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/09/2026I put "writer for The Tonight Show' on my resume cause no one is going to check, cause they'd have to risk talking to Jimmy Fallon 0262
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick* 214851
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour. 612638
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever." 27834
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a feathered descendant of the dinosaurs. Perhaps you've bird of it? 0199
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me: the phrase “dog cocks ears” kinda sounds like the ingredients for a witch’s brew, amirite my gynecologist: what 910425
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026we all just want the same thing, one big hunk of chicken for every forkfull of salad 05517
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my glittery purple crocs 611545
