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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13h

sending my therapist voice notes bc I pay for the turbo plan

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12h

Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ME: what are those little bugs hovering around the basket of grapes? GUY: fruit flies I think ME: *rolls eyes* no it doesn’t, doug

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 9h

I imagine getting this out to play in public is just the biggest flex

Text "I'm bad at poetry its pumpkin spice season" Attached image is a YouTube screenshot of a video titled "i made the gameboy longer for no reason" and a still of a modded long Gameboy

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15h

A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21h

[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just watched the original Take On Me video and I might have gotten a little misty but I also wanted to pay that women’s tab and leave a good tip that waitress was just doing her job

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

❌ colonoscopy prep ☑️ shitmaxxing

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How old am I? Everything hurts is how old I am

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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ahhh shit. I went and got myself drunk.

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My close friends call me Baby Carrot. *slow wink*

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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t even know I am still here. There’s like maybe three people who talk to me.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

why is "cuckoo" bird spelled like that are they cucks

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

For personal pan pizza reasons..

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just tried to change the tv with my vape and tried to hit my remote if you were curious if I’ve gotten my shit together yet.

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My sweaty taint could use some attention.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we shouldn’t be censoring genitals we should be censoring knees my god, those things are abominations

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me: These things smell terrible... Mortician: What the hell are you doing here? Me: ...but if you hold your nose, they aren't that bad tasting.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m not sure that medication ad that has the unicorn really understood how it comes off with the male doctor interrupting the female patient and acting like a know it all lol

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

Purse? No, idiot, this is my candy corn clutch.

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Fuck pumpkin spice, let me know when they have candy corn lattes.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I was on Happy Days I woulda told Fonzie he was a creep.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kill me once, shame on you. That’s pretty much it

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.

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Dixon Ciderr @tittsmcdick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ive curated individual cock poses for each one of you 🙂

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[encountering a lengthy series of replies] I see thread people

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Math discoveries while asleep were the start of the theoREM

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I smell like hotdog weenies and regret.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

a few ham radios short of an apocalypse

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

* laying in the middle of the freeway No, things are good, why do you ask?

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

that’s a nice cleft chin you have there, buttface

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do not befriend or sleep with anyone who post spoilers. They are pariahs and should be treated as such, and shunned from decent society.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not to be an asshole but did the Vengabus ever get here, or were they lying to us?

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Blocking people for their cheese opinions

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For some reason, some people get mad when you refer to any all-male band as being a boy band

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The new thing I do at movies to amuse myself and no one else: Say the movie was “King Kong: Skull Island” I will continually stage whisper something like: "Which one is King Kong?” But only when King Kong is not on the screen.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This day in history. 1942. 7th prime-minister of Estonia Ants Piip died. I think the world would be a better place if there were more people named Ants Piip.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we should each be allowed to turn one (1) obnoxious person into one of those anemones that looks like a hemorrhoid cluster, as a treat

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hope u like jubblies

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me: [blows dog whistle] … Me: [blows dog whistle] … Me: [stands right in front of Dog, blows dog whistle] Dog: [notices me, takes out airpods] Oh, snack time?

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“It’s the thought that counts.” —mind readers and mathematicians

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026