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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Create a daily workout routine for me. Wrong answers only.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

surprise video calls from the boss should be illegal

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

need to get back in shape, haven’t been called “sport” since i was a kid

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

All hammered up on wassail

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

guess I’ll still be posting since I’m not a billionaire again

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

“Merry Christmas, Sexy!” said the unknown number, a little after midnight.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

another year without getting my dream present: a trap door for solicitors

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Me: [gets a hippopotamus for Christmas] My cat (staring at his litter box): wtaf

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Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The average person eats 25 marshmallows in their sleep per hour

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The average person eats 50 secrets in their sleep per minute

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

sorry for the foul language. im a parent so saying "what the fuck" is really just second nature at this point

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

a wise man once said: her me out

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

one of those hugs might fix me

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Seems like low-hanging fruit that there isn’t a candle company called “John Wick.”

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

bad news. it’s actually pretty nice having clothes put away instead of in a pile

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Someone shrieked an office chair was killing them. There wasn’t even a sign of a struggle when I peeked over my cubicle.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Therapist: I think we’re having a break-through. Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

you lost me at figgy but brought me right back with pudding

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

that’s nice, seafood is expensive

Roadside billboard reads "Dave Ryan gave me crabs."

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

My party trick is not showing up

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

You can use your thanksgiving leftovers as pizza toppings and literally no one can stop you

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

time to go plant the turkey

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

A turkey holding a photoshopped sword stands in a grassy field.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

On days like these, don't you just want to drench yourself in butter, roll around in flour, and bake at 350° sometimes?

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I'd let you fluff my pillow.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

draw me like one of your conclusions

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

One time I slipped and fell on an acorn so I told all my friends they couldn’t like acorns anymore

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beth death & the dumb-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Technically not me, but this is me.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Are you guys drunk enough yet to find me funny or should I come back later?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I keep seeing accounts who call themselves “mattress actress” and I’m like how much talent does it take to act like a mattress?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

“Not one word, Barbara.”

A overweight cat is sitting on a broken bench in a park with greenery and buildings in the background.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

The squirrels will tell my story.

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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔっᯓ🎃 @bearkase.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

My cat just threw up from eating too much food. So of course, she has to go and eat more food.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Instead of building a ship in a bottle I took a bottle on a ship. Now there’s a man overboard and I’ve been banned from Carnival Cruises for life.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.

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