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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Me: Yes! Early night! So tired. Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack. Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack. Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason. Me: Seriously. Body: Mmm, anxiety... Me: I hate you.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Meteorologist: This is a serious situation. Earth: 80085

Image of a model run for tropical storm/hurricane Humberto and potential tropical cyclone 94L. The 2 systems are side by side and look a little like colorful breasts. (I know, I'm a 12 year old in an adult body)

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20h

Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Looks like somebody dragged their parents into the souvenir shop at Disney World.

“Nature’s Window”
Photograph: Lee Frost/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

😂

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This day in history. 1936. Dutch poet and novelist J. Slauerhoff died. Here's this thing to the tune of Santa Lucia: Jan Jacob Slauerhoff Wandered the southern sea Worked as a doctor Wrote like a prodigy ... One day his luck ran out The diagnosis Tuberculosis! Tuberculosis! ...

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

It’s OK to take some things very seriously, so long as one of those things isn’t yourself.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’d like to get serious for a moment. Phew! Glad that’s over.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

shakespeare: the play’s the thing his agent: that . . . that’s it? ffs man you’re like three months late with this script already. seriously, a guy sees a ghost and decides to write a play to scare his uncle? I mean c’mon buddy, you gotta gimme something to work with here

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Summing up NYFW

Single-panel cartoon by Liam Francis Walsh for The New Yorker.
Scene is a fashion show, with models walking a runway strewn with a few small objects.
One of the front row comments:
"The banana peels create dramatic tension."

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This day in history. 2000. The man who killed John Lennon, Mark David Chapman, was denied parole for the first of 13 times, but this year his wife reports that Jesus told him that the MAGA candidate for governor of New York would win and would pardon him because "those fatheads will pardon anybody."

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

daughter: look daddy, I made you this picture! me: aw honey, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

One day we’ll look back on this and remember none of it because of all the drugs.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the o’s in “look” are an example

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looking for a needle in a haystack, by profession: Lawyer: Carefully explore by hand for years while charging by the hour Warrior: Burn the entire haystack Scientist: Use a magnet

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wait, Son of a Preacher Man is about sex? That seems scandalous

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to the farmer’s almanac it’s hell on earth

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[first date] Him: So what do you do? Her: I’m a ghost writer. Him: Cool. So what do you think of this? *𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳*

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin

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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.

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Dan Conlin @convito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No YOU just bookmarked a recipe from a porn site comment section.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

punk’s not dead

“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Norwegian death metal band Hvalross to release new album “Blood in the Water” this Friday. The first single, “Something Smells Fishy” is available to stream now on all major services.

“Sea Gangsters”
Photograph: Marek Jackowski/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”

“Bears Sharing a Laugh”
Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This day in history. 2013. London won the title of number 1 Crap Town in the UK after a 10 year reign by Hull. 2 months later Hull was named the UK's next City of Culture for 2017. 2020 me would investigate how a city could receive an award for 2017 in 2013 but nothing matters now, which saves time.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

[crime scene] partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints me: *whispering* jesus partner: oh shit, jesus

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

My body is a temple. My mind is a strip club. My soul is a crime scene. My love life is solitary confinement. My social life is a mosh pit. I could do this all day.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

me: oh so it’s a crime to take a picture? museum security guard: *pointing taser at me* yes

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene

A pair of damaged high heels in the foreground with a guilty-looking dog appearing in the background.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 01/06/2024

Caller: Hello, I'm with the show "Cold Justice" and we are investigating an unsolved triple homicide that took place in your home back in 1992. We were wondering if we could film in your home while detectives recreate the crime. Homeowner:

Panel on left is woman's face with exaggerated smile and the word "the" over it. Panel on right is close up of same woman's face with the word "what" over it

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Accidentally texted "Olay" instead of "Okay" and now my text has a smooth, youthful look.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Murder board, except I'm trying to organize my life and I've run out of red yarn.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gandalf: How can you not care? Middle-earth is depending on on you to complete this quest! Me: Seriously? Have you heard the sounds I make just standing up? Go ask that Baggins guy. I think you can talk him into it.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sweet tea: Did you hear that the Smiths' pet duck saved them from a house fire? Unsweet tea: Their cat set the fire.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

Motivational speaker: I want you to close your eyes and picture yourself living your best life. What does it look like? Me:

Sasquatch is standing on the deck of a house, holding a coffee cup, and looking off into the forest.

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Brown bear floating along in Bristol Bay Alaska: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A few years ago I went back for another degree. The Ed dept had a book fair and monthly ordering. My grown self ordered some books. Read them and donated them. The rush is till there.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Poe originally titled his famous short story "My Tell Tale Heart Will Go On" but he thought it was too wordy.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Murder board, except I'm trying to organize my life and I've run out of red yarn.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Was famous criminal and dirtbag president Richard Nixon treated unfairly? We ask famous criminal and dirtbag president Donald Trump for his thoughts.

WSJ headline that reads "More than 50 years after Watergate, the Justice Dept. is reaching back into his- tory to consider whether Richard Nixon was treated unfairly"

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

turns out chipotle workers don’t like it when you yell “wrap that rascal” at them

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird

A gigantic inflatable duckling sits in a dark suburban backyard. A fire burns in the foreground.

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