Reposted by 5oclockeverydaySam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024If I were a transformer I’d probably be a couch. 612651
Reposted by 5oclockeveryday𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Fleetwood Mac: Yesterday’s gone, yesterday’s gone Me: Yes. That’s how calendars work. Why not try endlessly thinking about tomorrow? 115240
Reposted by 5oclockeveryday𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026In case of emergency, break on through to the other side. 323286
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If it doesn't feel like opening a window after rain, I don't want it 13213
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayMegs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it 1213955
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My ponytail is so high, it’s eating Cheetos and watching South Park 514155
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You look like someone who would take their sleeping pills with an energy drink 95621
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It was funny, but in a public television kind of way 1817563
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 26/06/2026they have overdeveloped most of my old amok running places 611047
Reposted by 5oclockeveryday𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to my other personalities. 08936
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayGlenn Evans @vinylsol.bsky.social · 27/06/2026You know when you reach the end of a chapter and read "The door opened and Troy was stunned..it was Laura!"..and you're supposed to go "OMG! Laura!" but instead you start thumbing back through 200 pages muttering "who the hell's Laura??" 96175587
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The air just wants you to close your eyes. It has so many tiny things you cannot see anyway to do so what's one more secret. A second family in space that's what 410964
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The computer chair I used for riding down the driveway broke a while back, if you even care. 18127
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm a really hot psychic. You could say I'm psychotic. 214558
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Please remember me fondly. (I’m not doing anything dangerous, just in general.) 23613
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026All my friends are idealists and who swear a lot. Fuck you 1014343
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Had some corndogs for dinner tonight, idk maybe everything’s gonna be alright. 315170
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You should always agree to a quick 30-min drink with your best friend because that 1.5 hours can be the best 6 hours of your life. 219252
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I can’t live with anyone who leaves leftover time on the microwave 1452392
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026you’re a spiritual being having a human experience? that’s nice. i’m a sack full of wire hangers and sour gummy worms who seethes. 716446
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayTyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Everyone thinks the vegetables are the garden. But the garden is the soil and the garden is the the trellises and the garden is the insects and the garden is the sun. Remember that when you look in the mirror. You are more than what you see in the glass 224267
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Revolutions can’t exist w out togetherness, sillyface 04718
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They talk about "legacy" like it's a new cologne. It smells an awful lot like tax evasion and horse manure. 01711
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaycrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Inked in smoke upon the wind. 01710
Reposted by 5oclockeveryday𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/01/2024My dress code is business casualty. 619271
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 27/06/2026*sings “shoo fly, don’t bother me” to try and get rid of a fly *other flies begin to gather around as they become enchanted with my voice 03011
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaymindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Have I ever eaten a moth? Yes. Would I eat a moth again? Probably. Is it weird that I'm telling you this because you didn't ask? Absolutely. But let me ask you this: Do you have any moths? 821256
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Love my vinyl records, the weird crackly sounds, the inconvenience of them all. 4043068
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaySunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026one time my uncle tried to recreate the time travel scene from back to the future except instead of using a delorean with a flux capacitor to go 88 mph he used his buick skylark & a margarita blender to plow into a vape store. 42711
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Do not go raging into that oblivion. Ease, ease, ease against the mangling of all magic. 02715
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Maybe we're all doing the best that we can. I'm probably not but whatever. 110447
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaySeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm trying to figure out what type of old person I'm going to be. I pretty much settled on wearing clothing and loving humor that's deemed age-inappropriate but beyond that there's still a lot of decisions to make. 5214
Reposted by 5oclockeveryday🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 27/06/2026Decided I'm going to be that mohawked weirdo grandpa that says what's really on his mind while also remaining kinda woke. Also maybe some light shoplifting. 141
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026sharing music with the stars or mosquitoes, not sure yet 12510
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Fuck a credit score. I need a way to quantify a person's kindness. 918656
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaySpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Big shoutout to the first person who left the party early breaking the seal for other people to say they are heading out too 15022
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaymike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 27/06/2026incite some peace today 0288
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Everything will fall into place. Not exactly the right place, but a place nonetheless. 04521
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaylalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Sometimes I just miss... Sometimes I just wish... Sometimes I just... 47933
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Yeah, sorry i'm late - been trying to explain the concept of time to my cat 427567
Reposted by 5oclockeverydaycosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 01/03/2026nice business card doofus can i turn it into a frog origami in front of you? 0216
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Witches call it sky clad, but I found out it's really called a misdemeanor. 0168
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11/05/2023when life hands you lemons, you have been chosen. it is time. there is no turning back now. you are the Lemon Keeper. 221261300
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026So much to say but no words for it,is just my new baseline now. 26218
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I’m not saying I’m depressed, but I’m listening to the Smiths as a pick me up. 15353100
Reposted by 5oclockeveryday Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My friends who live in tents or cars or have 90 roommates are like "which orgs can get aid into which countries right now? I think I have five bucks. I'm trying to learn Farsi so I can see what's going on in this news server" and the lake housers are like "timeline cleanse. What brings you joy?" 316944
Reposted by 5oclockeverydayPeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The neighbour is playing an Otis Redding record and in another house a baby cries inconsolably. The rain is soft and my seat on the porch is gentle and human 0203