iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 2h

He died…never getting a chance to do what he loved.

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If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 13h

I knew my ice cream addiction was good for something. Now…if I only worked out.

Picture of a Dairy Queen blizzard that says “scientist discovered post workout Dairy Queen blizzard spike muscle protein synthesis 43% higher than chicken and rice”

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 14h

I’m popular in all the wrong ways.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 15h

I hate concerts and you cannot convince me otherwise. Too many people. Too many people. Music always sounds like shit. Too loud. Too many people. You’re welcome.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me at some concert: sing some shit I know

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21h

Someone called me hostile in my candle making group. That’s why I’m here, bitch

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

Morning light show

Picture over a balcony and a lagoon toward the sunrise. Clouds are blue grey swirls with some glowy bits coming through. The sun is still behind the horizon, but electric peach is streaking across and kissing the bottom of some clouds

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 15h

Bracing myself for the overreactions by the spooky folk for October 1st.

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ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 21h

Tell them. Tell them you love them. Tell them you miss them. Tell them you’re proud of them. Tell them they matter. Tag them in the meme. Sing the song. Send the text. Make the call. Give the hug. Love was never meant to be saved for eulogies.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 18h

wingdings font ~ the original emojis

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20h

Oh the people outside are frightening

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 16h

(watching porn) what the fuck... I don't think she really wanted that pizza.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 16h

i don’t have two wolves i have two orange cats and they are filling me with mischief

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 15h

The problems started when we moved away from sleeping separately in twin beds.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17h

*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16h

bringing the void to a knife fight

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 18h

Say what you will about lizards. They don’t give a shit. They shed their skin & move on.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 17h

I’m very much the spirit of a dog in the way I tilt my head & look confused when I don’t understand what the fuck it is that I’m hearing

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 15h

The problem is the problem.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Memento more or less.

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ChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️🎃🍁 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 16h

Today’s corn update: There was this strange anticipatory excitement coddled with fear when I heard the harvester outside yesterday. I can’t believe I am emotionally preparing myself for this. Maybe it’s because soybeans aren’t as engaging to watch grow, or it’s the thought of the first frost…

Wall of corn, almost completely brown, under a broken, but mostly cloudy sky with bright cloud edges in a pillowy fashion. Driveway, grass & the side of a red wooden shed also visible

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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The rain is falling, but the colors are popping.

View of foliage from inside a window, glass charms hanging up because whimsy is necessary.

View of various trees in stages of red, orange, yellow, and still-green foliage.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have a plan! Okay, maybe it's not strictly a PLAN plan. It's more like 3 hopes in a trench coat. It's...plan-resembling. *beaming*

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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Huh. Double stuffd New Balance. Y’don’t see that every day.

New balance shoes with a LOOOOT of foam padding

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[after a long day at work] Me: im pooped 17: hi pooped, im son

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

there's this supplier who comes to visit us like once a month and he always brings doughnuts and i don't even know his name but hats off to you doughnut guy you are the best

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Caught myself dreaming again. Stupid slut.

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you can stop holding your breath

Cute lil sassy kitty face in a half smile
"One day I'll shut up. Not today though"

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know, I don’t know why no one’s ever told you this before, but shut the fuck up already.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Internet has made dumb people even dumber.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How it started. How it’s ending.

Picture of an empty bedroom closet. Inside is a yellowish white, bedroom walls are a horrible shade of light purple.

Same closet, with built in shelving painted white. Walls are now white as well.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

holding rapists accountable is so sexy

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you ever feel the spirit u had is crushed forever but have to fake it for like 20 more yrs

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this shit keeps happening

The setting Sun reflecting off of storm clouds In the East giving a red glow to the bottom of the clouds with tall pine trees in the foreground

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this too

Large cumulus clouds pink from the setting Sun and in the foreground a tall pine tree

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's safe to be insane on bluesky

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Denny’s is too a first date place.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I see a landscape painting I appreciate the craftsmanship but you need to stick a little dragon or spaceship in a corner if you really want to wow me.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“What if we ruin these young men’s lives” What happens if we fucking don’t?

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ChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️🎃🍁 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today’s corn update: I imagine the ghosts of children from centuries past frolicking amongst the stalks, not in King-esque fashion, but more a Norman Rockwell early autumn Post in overalls & houndstooth cotton with laughter & the sound of joy once found in an agrarian society

Wall of corn, now 90% brown, under a gray but dry sky. Driveway, grass & the side of a red wooden shed also visible

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I were a man, I simply would not rape anyone

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