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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

People always say "pick your poison". But I don't want poison - I want chocolate. What idiot chooses poison?

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

The Star Wars movies never revealed Yoda’s last name It’s ‘Layheehoo’

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

sees two little dots on my shoulder…well that’s just great, I got bit by a vampire and now I have to live forever

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

You know you ordered way too much fucking food for yourself when the Chinese restaurant gives you four fortune cookies.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Who among us doesn't want bolder brows?

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Text your husband "I know your secret" and he'll bring you so many presents! You don't even need to know what the secret is!

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Nothing is scarier than a half deflated balloon drifting around the room. Nothing.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Excuse me professor, but the american experiment just blew up in the lab

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

People wouldn’t hate dentists if they gave forehead kisses.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Probably should've laid off those edibles before I did my own taxes. A side note however...I'm getting back twelve and a half million dollars.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

A thing that I have discovered that you don't actually have to do is comment on things that you don't understand.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? ME: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then the opposite of a hospital is an orchard. HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

[trying to control my portions] hahaha whos walking who right

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CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Not to brag but my brain walled off huge chunks of my life that I couldn't process so that I could function.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

making a break for it (soul leaves body)

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

i miss when the prospect of a texas-sized asteroid seemed scary

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

you should be able to power wash memories out of your head

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I’m neither underrated nor overrated. Not sure I’m even rated.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

ChatGPT told me you've been asking about some weird shit.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

The typewriter, the video rental store and the United States Congress

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I feel like no one gets their jollies anymore and that's just sad this time of year.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

One more time but with less feeling.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I imagine the last day of this administration is going to feel like finally getting out of a horrible timeshare.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I'm like, "It's weird, I'm actually not worried about tomorrow," and then Anxiety is like, "yeah, that's because you're going to die, but you're ALSO stupid"

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I cordially invite you to an evening of suck.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Some days I feel like I could talk forever and some days I don’t want to talk at all.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I see you just posted something inspirational. First time on the internet?

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Allow me to overthink that for you

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Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

get in loser, we’re ignoring pumpkin-spice princess season

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

When they say: "just be yourself" - I am lost, which version of me I should be.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Be careful about what you convince yourself to believe.

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Stabbatha Christy @lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

My dog stares out the window like he's recreating a Joe Biden meme.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Here I hide, trying to nurse inspiration from trauma.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

me: how much chowder do you think that hot tub holds? realtor:

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

*scrolls headlines all that lead paint really fucked us up

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

My scat singing is writing checks my falsetto can’t cash

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Is it really only Wednesday? I’m drinking like it’s Thursday.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

They say to dress for the job you want, but I'm not allowed to wear pajamas to work

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

[alien with coke bottle glasses] TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

They said do what you love, so I went back to sleep.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Who called it grand theft auto for christians… and not Jesus take the wheel?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Are those your midlife crisis underwear?

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I would never judge another woman just for being a skanky ho

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

fuck around and get a presidential pardon

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Life goes on, and therein lies the problem.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air but most of the time I feel like throwing grenades.

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

He may be immoral …. but he’s not immortal. Eventually his reign of error will come to an end.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I’ll see your bible and raise you a couple of fairy tales.

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