iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Survivor Toddler Edition: A toddler packs a suitcase by themselves, then the contestant has to figure out how to survive for a week on 16 stuffed animals, 5 puzzle pieces and 1 used tissue

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”

A Borzoi dog, looking forlorn, sits next to a dresser as their owner mimics them using a sock puppet adorned with googly eyes.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve reached the age where “doing nothing” is a valid and exciting weekend plan.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have the opposite of FOMO, please stop telling me things I don't wish to know.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The only breasts I’ve touched recently belonged to a rotisserie chicken.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

im gonna start cosplaying as a normal human man

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My anxiety has never once fixed a problem, but I admire its commitment to the project.

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My husband accidentally revealed the location of his secret candy stash to me and now I have to eat it all before he moves it so he doesn’t ruin his diet

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We’re going on a trip and I didn’t have time to check what my kids packed, this is gonna be the most interesting vacation ever

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I love how as an adult, the consequence of doing too much is pain and exhaustion, but the consequence of doing nothing is also pain and exhaustion.

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I told my husband I couldn’t find my sunglasses and he responded with “again?!” as if he’s never met me before

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t know what kind of pep talk other parents of wildlings give themselves, but I usually start with, “Today is a great day to go to the emergency room.”

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

How is it that my husband still doesn’t understand that just because I got mad at him for doing something last week, doesn’t mean he gets to get mad at me for doing the exact same thing this week

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

when mom catches your sibling doing something stupid and you had absolutely nothing to do with it

a hunched orangutan, eyes squinted, mouth forming an "o," with some torn grass in hand

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’ve instituted a new policy in my house that any child not in bed by bedtime has to scrub the toilets, the toilets are still dirty but my kids have never been so well rested

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I never imagined the practice of chugging car bombs would serve me later in life when it was time for daily Metamucil, but here we are

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Pretty sure my kids think the pool is a snack bar with a water feature

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I overheard a dad scold his kid, “I’m going to take your spear away in a minute if you keep it up,” and I can’t say I even batted an eyelash.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“Mom, isn’t it weird that your thumb is on the left side of your right foot, and on the right side of your left foot?” My 8 year old, doing well with his right and left and questionable on anatomy

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think you can say that you’ve done parenting right when you look at your kid and think, “they’re the coolest person I know.”

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

10 good things about being a human: - reading & music - empathy - having a driver's licence - radiohead - bipedalism/bilateral symmetry - jokes - having cats - cool shoes that are also comfy - large cerebral cortex - having dogs

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

just got a new bluetooth toothbrush that judges how i'm brushing and it's just like being married again

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I saw a FedEx tractor trailer shipping truck driving down our small residential street and my first thought was, “Whoa, how much did I order?!”

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

It was the best of times, it was the black licorice of times

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

My kid purchased a stuffie and ran over to show me, proudly announcing it’s a “Sesamese” cat. And it will hereto forth be known as a Sesamese cat.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

End of school. Kid one brings home three pencils, a dry erase marker with no tip, one notebook and two folders. Kid two has 62 pencils, 33 topper and four pink pearl erasers, five folders, eight books, two sets of markers, and the lost city of Atlantis.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I’m trying to find a time I was happier than returning lice treatment shampoo that I turned out not to need today.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My kid looked at our cat in adoration and announced l, “he’s a gift, not a prize,” so I’m wondering if Hallmark is currently hiring writers.

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Messy house? Having guests? Tell them you’re teaching the kids to clean up on their own, and in an instant you’ll go from “lazy slob” to “model parent”

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The coffee cake mini muffins are so small and the day ahead is so long.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’m thinking of asking my kid for money for digital currency in my game, and actually taking it if he says yes.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

You would think I’d be excited by a desk goose, but there’s just never a day when I get excited about putting another something on my desk.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I love how my kids announce what is stuck to our cats. “mom, Puddin’ has corn stuck to her butt.” They also leave said foreign object for me to remove, usually hours later when I see it for myself.

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Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Dad: Back in my day music had meaning. Will a boomer tell me wtf oweemoway is and what it has to do with a jungle

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Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yesterday my wife found out if you have enough small stuff delivered on the same day. Amazon will throw in this neat reusable carrying case

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Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The only reason to count calories is to see if you beat your high score

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The amount of blocks I've been getting lately has been nothing short of exhilarating

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Sorry I’m late to the meeting, HR says I’m not allowed to write “nap time” on the office calendar so I had to switch it to “busy”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

“Yes, can I help you?” “Evening, neighbor. I just wanted to remind you that garbage pickup is tomorrow, and you seem to have forgotten to put your cans out.”

A raccoon with its paws against the glass pane of a door.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

found my next D&D character name

Bucket of rainbow sprinkles with p-touch label reading "Ranibow Sprimkle."

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

i smell a pulitzer

Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

If my home isn’t clean enough for you, you’re welcome to clean it. I’m going to bed

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

My co-workers often ask what it’s like to be a parent. It’s hard to describe the feeling of being tired and unwell, ready to collapse on the couch, while a miniature version of yourself is yelling “Daddy, I need a sandwich!”

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

You know you ordered way too much fucking food for yourself when the Chinese restaurant gives you four fortune cookies.

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Does anyone else remember when we made our nails smell like vanilla, or was ‘90s makeup actually just a crazy dream

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