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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The number four is useless. Have a good day.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Maybe it’s the doom that’s scrolling us.

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Claquemuraille @claquemuraille.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Je travaille sur un wargame qui couvrira les opérations américaines dans le détroit d’Ormuz. Le premier prototype de mon plateau de jeu :

Un tableau d'activité Fisher Price pour bébé, avec des éléments colorés qu'on tourne, qu'on tire, sur lesquelles ont appui et qui font des bruits énervants.

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

why is it called a gun rant and not a glockenspiel

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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

My personality is fine; make fun of my dick.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

If I ever bequeath anything to anyone, I’m definitely farting on it first

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I’m not fat I’m writ large.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Me: My name ends with an "a" not an "e". Him: It's just one letter. What's the big deal? Me: Sure, Boob. Him: Me: It's just one letter.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

The biggest problem with Teslas is that you can’t put sugar in the gas tank.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

This day in history. 553. The Second Council of Constantinople began but I can't help you if you didn't see the First Council of Constantinople.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

Three is a magic number. Four can speak with the dead. Five can summon demons from the flaming pits of hell. Welcome to Sesame Street Coven.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

me: please don’t judge me four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

But have you tried listening to old italian songs about it

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

a Jim Gaffigan sleep paralysis demon that just talks in that high pitched voice

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

apparently there is a new cell phone company called Radiant Mobile who are selling Christian cell phones that claim to block out LGBTQIA+ content, perfect for pedophiles on the go

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Sometimes I read something really terrible but I post it anyway.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

i’m a Jr but my mom wanted to name me Obi Juan

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

To the man who bumped into my cart with his at the grocery store, what are we now?

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Another day of “ew, I have to do things”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

just made eye contact with a guy as i was pulling underwear out of my ass. it’s a shame im gonna have to kill him

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Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The sky appears to be a shade of fuck your plans idk Concerning 🤔🧐

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Irish Frank @valdara4.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I acknowledge this young lady is having trouble with her love life but would it have killed her to use a few commas & full stops?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

[restaurant] DATE: I’ll have the chicken. WAITER: And you, sir? ME: The steak. Aren’t you going to write our orders down? WAITER: No, I have a great memory. ME: Prove it. WAITER: The blonde you came in with last Wednesday was much hotter. DATE: Hey! ME: No, he’s right.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Freshly CPR recertified. Who's ready to make out err I mean pass out?

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The moon is wearing her fuck me heels tonight

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

*In church, scrolling your media* Priest: HE HAS RISEN! Me: Thanks padre, now the whole congregation knows I have a hardon

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This day in history. 1937. In the Philippines women voted in a plebiscite to determine if they would receive the right to vote. 91 percent voted in favour, and 9 percent voted against voting and irony awareness.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This day in history. 2011. Pope John Paul II was hastily beatified for miraculously curing, from the grave, nun Marie Simon-Pierre of her Parkinson's disease. Her symptoms returned soon after so maybe just knock that stuff off.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

This day in history. 1979. The Who played their first concert following the death of drummer Keith Moon. At the same time The Who's movie Quadrophenia premiered in London. It was one of those things that events have, I don't remember the word but it has something to do with cats.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

This day in history. 2000. Cardinal John Joseph O'Connor, archbishop of New York, died. Some people may think there was no excuse for his disdain for pregnant women, and for the glee with which he promoted the spread of HIV/AIDS, but I blame the brain tumour.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/05/2026