Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 6hNeed help? Sure. Got help? Of course not. Whiskey is here though. 082
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 7hWas gonna pass out in my a-tier boots, switched to off-brand crocs because intellectual 082
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 7hSwiggin red wine frae the bottle, wit’ pbj on sesame buns (sesame buuuunnnsss) 🎶 072
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 8hDid you have to explain to your own mother what her options were before she chose hospice? Good evening to you. 1143
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 8hHelp us reciprocal guilt, you’re our only hopestatic.klipy.comPrincess Leia: You're My Only HopeALT: Princess Leia: You're My Only Hope 032
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 8hNoodles are closer to a source of truth than any human philosophy. 0144
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryDaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 8hIf you’re young - enjoy how easy pooping is for you 174
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryBig Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 8hDrop some kicksstatic.klipy.comGodzilla Tagteam DropkickAlt: Godzilla flying drop kick 0146
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 8hSearch your feelings. You know it to be true. You don’t give a shit about this post. 021
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8hHoop Dreams, but it’s just Angel Reese beating the shit out of me on a neighbourhood basketball court. 1247
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9hJust saw a commercial where the guy driving the car looked happier than i’ve ever felt FOR DRIVING A FUCKING CAR and I wish I was dumber. 0278
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 9hGOOD PLACES TO SCROLL ON YOUR PHONE: ✔️At home ✔️In your parked car ✔️Up your own ass 🚫 Behind my car as I'm backing out of a parking spot, you fuuuuuck 2256
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 8hPeople care about a lot of things. You can’t help but agree. But none of it matters. [forehead kiss] None of it. Right after that feels like freedom, it feels like torture. Here’s what matters. You are. Go forth. 065
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 9hRewatching some demon slayer as I reminisce, drunk and eating microwave Swedish meatballs after a week of more stress and demand at work while approaching a severance date with people telling me I should stop drinking. 261
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 9hPeeling back the plastic and stirring, then recovering and microwaving more, reminding me of the meals I made my mother as she declined in health while I worked full time and took care of my kids, until she passed just short of two months ago. 1112
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 9hSr developers thinking about selling everything they have and retiring earlystatic.klipy.comThe Brain Throbbing (Pinky and the Brain)ALT: The Brain Throbbing (Pinky and the Brain) 010
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 9hMe, who last programmed in python in 2015, knowing more about writing code than jr developers in 2026 who just paste LLM query results.static.klipy.comClint Eastwood's Gran Torino GrimaceALT: Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino Grimace 052
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10hKinda wanna watch your mom spin a hoola hoop. 22912
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 11hCan I go back To my last checkpoint I fucked up 44912
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 10hYeah I also have to remember to tell myself that nobody really cares periodically. Good luck. 064
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’d rather cry than do a lot of things 0223
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 17hI just want a tour, thanks 2412
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryAAHHHHH!ddy, @addyct.bsky.social · 15hnever have imposter syndrome ever again 171
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh yes I would 2398
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you kill one Spirit Halloween, two more pop up in its place 27128
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Caffeinated introvert: the action figure 13310
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You know who you are (they’re not on here) 3161
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The most difficult part of being a piano teacher is to keep a straight face whenever someone says "pianist" 2214
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every time I see this pic in my misc folder I LMAO 1376
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryAAHHHHH!ddy, @addyct.bsky.social · 29/09/2026oh to be as resilient as the squirrel poop on my windshield that just survived the entire car wash 041
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Physics? Yeah idk kid, light is probably spaghetti. 1229
Reposted by Fulkery Monkerysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i brought baklava to a gun fight and everyone complemented me on my flaky layers before i got shot 618338
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Thomas, Albert and I will take tea in the library.” “Very good, sir.” “Also, please see if Mrs. Wickham still has any of those delightful salmon biscuits.” “Of course, sir.” 929764
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know what you do on the Internet 94513
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*seductively gives the fuck up* 35813
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In an effort to be not grumpy I would like to share a series of memes with you bc ilu ❤️ It's called: we need an American girl doll 13611
Reposted by Fulkery MonkerySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This one time I was standing in line at the Kohl's return counter. The woman ahead of me (she was probably 80) was returning a couple of big, colorful bras. When she was all set she turned, looked me square in the eye, and winked at me. 1918046
Reposted by Fulkery Monkerygeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 28/09/2026Showing up to the job interview with a "feral" "cat" that I "rescued" on the way there 092
Reposted by Fulkery MonkerySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had the most efficient Dunkins drive-thru experience ever this morning. My dog and I would like to thank both the barista and the cars ahead of us for their businesslike acumen 86514
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody wants us to retire, ever, and yet nobody wants to employ anyone past their mid-40s. It’s amazing that with control going to fewer and fewer hands, these rich nincompoops still can’t get a plan together. 071
Reposted by Fulkery Monkeryandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder 743381
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh nice it's here 14104399
Reposted by Fulkery MonkeryUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*sticks pinky out* 25503102
