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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1h

Looks like somebody dragged their parents into the souvenir shop at Disney World.

“Nature’s Window”
Photograph: Lee Frost/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 3h

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17h

Have fun in flavor town, Guy Fieri, good luck getting anything stronger than bay leaves past the board of selectmen. I live in Flavor City, there’s sriracha in the fire hydrants and the mayor is a jar of paprika

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4h

quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene

A pair of damaged high heels in the foreground with a guilty-looking dog appearing in the background.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17h

“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”

“Bears Sharing a Laugh”
Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Norwegian death metal band Hvalross to release new album “Blood in the Water” this Friday. The first single, “Something Smells Fishy” is available to stream now on all major services.

“Sea Gangsters”
Photograph: Marek Jackowski/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

punk’s not dead

“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 5h

There is only one letter difference between prude and rude. Makes a person think.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13h

When I've just about had it with the order of my life I rearrange old photo albums to grow up at random ages. Too cute in that one right so next to it now, and obviously soon after chronologically, big goth baby

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21h

your email could have been a pic of a dog in a halloween costume

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Accidentally texted "Olay" instead of "Okay" and now my text has a smooth, youthful look.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 8h

This day in history. 2013. London won the title of number 1 Crap Town in the UK after a 10 year reign by Hull. 2 months later Hull was named the UK's next City of Culture for 2017. 2020 me would investigate how a city could receive an award for 2017 in 2013 but nothing matters now, which saves time.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

[crime scene] partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints me: *whispering* jesus partner: oh shit, jesus

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

My body is a temple. My mind is a strip club. My soul is a crime scene. My love life is solitary confinement. My social life is a mosh pit. I could do this all day.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 7h

me: oh so it’s a crime to take a picture? museum security guard: *pointing taser at me* yes

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17h

“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23h

Nuns: how do you solve a problem like Maria? Schrödinger: *nervous deep breath*

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes women ask me how I got so smooth and the truth is centuries of sediment-rich spring water rushed around me in a deep alpine gulch but usually I just lower my sunglasses and wink

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Norwegian death metal band Hvalross to release new album “Blood in the Water” this Friday. The first single, “Something Smells Fishy” is available to stream now on all major services.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Okay, now before you say anything, just hear us out. It’s actually kind of a funny story.”

Two dogs stand in a kitchen. A small whit dog wears a pink tutu, and a large brown dog has their head stuck in the swinging top of a trash can.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i don’t want to run errands and be busy today i want to be her

uni_komugico on ig little white chihuahua wearing a pumpkin with costume

Hana(parti color) € 2005.11.01-2020.01.14
Sea urchin (red) 7 2007.08.12-2022.08.19
Komugi (cream) · 2017.02.25
Mochi (cream&white) · 2022.07.23
See original & uni_komugico

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My son sweetly said that he wants to be married to a woman like me when he grows up and I didn't tell him but I did have the thought that I don't even know if my husband wants to be married to a woman like me when he grows up

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You know this dude went hard on some cafeteria whole milk

A passion for sitting sideways against the window on the bus

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just watched The Hobbit and boy that Gollum is a real Serkis freak

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Old people love answering the phone

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

hit a flour truck on my way to the civil war re-enactment and got fucked up by some ghostbusters

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Have you tried eating too much candy about it

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

daughter: look daddy, I made you this picture! me: aw honey, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This day in history. 2000. The man who killed John Lennon, Mark David Chapman, was denied parole for the first of 13 times, but this year his wife reports that Jesus told him that the MAGA candidate for governor of New York would win and would pardon him because "those fatheads will pardon anybody."

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the o’s in “look” are an example

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looking for a needle in a haystack, by profession: Lawyer: Carefully explore by hand for years while charging by the hour Warrior: Burn the entire haystack Scientist: Use a magnet

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The candy shop door swung open and he strode in. Patrons gasped and clerks hid under the counter. He put a smoke out with the heel of his boot, pulled another from his leather jacket, and gripped it with his yellowed teeth. "Oh my god," a woman whispered, "it's the fifth dentist"

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I like listening to Electric Light Orchestra because it reminds me that we used to live in a world where Jeffs did beautiful things

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Okay, now before you say anything, just hear us out. It’s actually kind of a funny story.”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Don’t be an idiot, Harry. Just ask him for directions.”

A running car sits on the shoulder of a muddy road. A bison a few feet away looks into the driver’s side window.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No thanks, I’ll stay right hur.

Yellow “DRIVE THUR” and arrow painted on the ground.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird

A gigantic inflatable duckling sits in a dark suburban backyard. A fire burns in the foreground.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/10/2026

very excited for ai audiobooks you can talk to. i plan to tell frodo how to build an internal combustion engine, which should speed things up

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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