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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Alright, Bluesky. Let's get this party started.

A young man playing an accordion in a dimly lit backyard with two cats dancing in the foreground and a fox sitting on nearby sound equipment.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's presented as art, like everything in it is chosen for meaning. So you look, and look and stare, and you're just making it all up until it still doesn't quite fit but you forgot about Dre being subjective

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16h

AI: The comment is a highly ironic, hyper-niche piece of commentary focusing flippantly on a delicate subject. Me: It's a fucking joke about my co-worker's body odor.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Some supposed literary classics haven't aged well but The Picture of Dorian Gray never gets old.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12h

Babies are the Night Crawlers of the Zombie family.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who me? Just over here making as many poor life choices as I can so I die young.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s really hard to get back on the horse when the horse has left the barn.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm pretty stellar as long as no one asks too much of me.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every inspirational quote I’ve ever read has been against my will.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Go go gadget self-sabotage!

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have the face of a much saner person.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me: thank you but no today:

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kiss em right in their mayhem!

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 17h

The service lousy with sacraments.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 15h

Haunt it until the ghost is gone.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 17h

Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We should all get together and play solitaire.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

- It's obviously a dorsal fin. Did you really need me to tell you that? - Well doctor, I didn't have it yesterday.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I see a landscape painting I appreciate the craftsmanship but you need to stick a little dragon or spaceship in a corner if you really want to wow me.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i brought baklava to a gun fight and everyone complemented me on my flaky layers before i got shot

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

CONCERT DEEP PURPLE: So have you guys heard of...Smoke On The Water? CROWD: *screams* ME: [from front row] IT'S MORE THAN LIKELY JUST MIST

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just brushed my cat and it produced enough fur to cover 6 bald cats.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Homeschooling?" I actually "Homehospital" myself. That’s where I avoid the doctor and go on WebMD until I start crying.

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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

at a red light this morning the guy beside me looked over at me, looked back forward, slumped down a little in his seat, and popped the everloving fuck out of his collar until it lightly resembled Dracula's cape, and then he sped away.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I almost left the store without buying a bag of Candy Corn to throw in the trash unopened in two weeks.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Her: Coffee, tea or me? Him: Coffee, please. Her: Get it yourself, asshole.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't try to talk to me when I'm rubbing my eye. I won't hear you.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

I will never have children, they’re far too chewy for my taste

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my kid sent me some photos they took, this is one of them… Monday

A statue, at dusk, from behind as though staring into the future. There is a traffic cone on its head.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me: i suppose you're all wondering why i've gathered you here today insomnia, hot flashes and mood swings: me (opening the car boot): get. in. now.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

nurturing random indignation

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

when i say i'm curating my feed... @tedmagee.bsky.social @alldolledup44.bsky.social

Old Man Magee's cat looking at Jenn's chicken lasagne

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Simpsons family ordering a meal at Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag and being served by Moe

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Misty @anglobones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

we made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm, but this is okay

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HAZYVIRTUAL @hazyvirtual.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

with the delight of soup season also comes the burden of regular conversation with the vegetables

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thanksgiving is coming up shortly in Canada. We give thanks for the harvest, then immediately drown it in gravy until it's unrecognizable. That's progress.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Immaculate holy mackerel down in the middle mountains of sound sound, familiar sound, I once saw a girl wind full moon, a bottle, around her waist.The glass grew long and leathery. And, for the faint of heart, twice about, would shush the crowd, clipping light ever, a yard of ale in your name.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026