Reposted by Betsy WetsySewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 2mThis is the face my cat makes when I accidentally see him in the litter box. 021
Reposted by Betsy WetsyTony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 8mWearing all black today, with a splash of color ✨ 042
Reposted by Betsy WetsyJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 7mI'm sorry, your honor. I thought the court would appreciate the Halloween-themed trauma puppets 031
Reposted by Betsy Wetsysophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 16msorry I'm in a burn it all down kinda way 0144
Reposted by Betsy WetsyVamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 12msir this is my emotional support weekend lottery ticket 1216
Reposted by Betsy WetsyJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5hThis day in history. 1942. 7th prime-minister of Estonia Ants Piip died. I think the world would be a better place if there were more people named Ants Piip. 02210
Reposted by Betsy WetsyWristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 11myoutube: Experiencing interruptions? [smug grin] 044
Reposted by Betsy WetsyJay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Im not even that good at self-deprecating 03111
Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 13mhead’s all empty, more than normal today, but I got inspiration from @fungiblethadius.bsky.social 🎃🖤🧡 083
Reposted by Betsy WetsyAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 3hOh no no no. I will not wear a lanyard. It’s against my religion. 0258
Reposted by Betsy WetsyJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24mIn my 20's, I didn't see a doctor about joints. I saw the barista with the dreads that always smelt like burnt hair. 0136
Reposted by Betsy WetsyMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 11hthe universe is expanding and so is my indifference 210636
Reposted by Betsy WetsySewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 38mNew Harvest Queen, 2025 #photography #blackandwhite 1144
Reposted by Betsy WetsyKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 1honly investing in things that are soft and/or sweet for the rest of the year 3239
Reposted by Betsy Wetsystrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 11hStupid is as stupid parks. 04118
Reposted by Betsy Wetsyash @ashhull.bsky.social · 50mDon't step on those Night Crawler's the Zombie Babies are ankle biters. 1147
Reposted by Betsy WetsySimon Abrams @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 3hUh, September 30th/October 1st? 011419
Reposted by Betsy Wetsyfishttp:// @fishttp.website · 1h[open my front door] shit i just failed locktober 1173
Reposted by Betsy Wetsy𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6hMen would rather sleep in a smelly old box than a plush comfy bed. Oh wait, that’s cats. 2429
Reposted by Betsy Wetsyɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my kid sent me some photos they took, this is one of them… Monday 610129
Reposted by Betsy WetsyDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 13ha mosquito looking at my ankle 05414
Reposted by Betsy WetsyFlute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 1hKinda sad that I'll be long gone by the time Gen Z starts dying off. I'd've liked to have seen all those gravestones with their body counts carved into 'em. 021
Reposted by Betsy Wetsyꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social · 1hreaching across the aisle with the power of incredible violence 093
Reposted by Betsy WetsyBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 12hI thought my house was haunted but turns out I was just high 48222
Reposted by Betsy WetsyBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 12hMy retirement plan is an abandoned shipping container full of old copper pipes 56121
Reposted by Betsy Wetsy𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 13hBroke up with my medieval bf because he keeps hiding pots of piss under my bed 35015
Reposted by Betsy WetsyAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 3hKids these days live 4 telling on each other over the dumbest most petty shit. So I usually respond like “Oh ya? Well do wanna piece of cheese you lil rat?” & now they’re learning nobody wants to be called a rat 0388
Reposted by Betsy WetsyJen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 21hDo you think bumblebees care if they have a fat ass? No. They don’t.. they just go around bumbling.. 3193
Reposted by Betsy WetsyTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10hIt was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store 05431
Reposted by Betsy WetsyWonder Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 9hOctober 1st, it’s time 🖤🧛🏻♀️ 14512
Reposted by Betsy WetsyPanny @panny.bsky.social · 3hWell I lay on the table for my ecg this morning and the hca said "Are you doing anything nice today?". I kind of froze, wondering if I'd gone to the hairdresser by mistake. Then blurted out "Er no. Going back to bed." 👍🏻 1101
Reposted by Betsy WetsyQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 1hI wrote your name in candy corn. Please respond. 0146
Reposted by Betsy WetsyBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 1hKubrick's The Shining but it's set in a Cracker Barrel. 093
Reposted by Betsy Wetsysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1hhoping to get some deep-fried lsd at the state fair 25617
Reposted by Betsy WetsyGlasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 3hThe names have been changed, to protect the stupid. 053
Reposted by Betsy Wetsy[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1hFirst date idea: we each carve a jack-o-lantern to look like our face when we climax 3154
Reposted by Betsy WetsyNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 2hThursday, I don’t care about you 12014
Reposted by Betsy Wetsystrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 11hI do my best to channel my misery into entertainment. 46429
Reposted by Betsy Wetsycrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 1hWolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman. 0105
Reposted by Betsy WetsyAnya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 3hI don't like October, it's scary. 074