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Betsy Wetsy

@betsyross.bsky.social
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pfp: photo of Betsy standing on train tracks everyday I start to ooze sure bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi…

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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 2m
This is the face my cat makes when I accidentally see him in the litter box.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 6m
bumblebee on a purple cosmos
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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 8m
Wearing all black today, with a splash of color ✨
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 7m
I'm sorry, your honor. I thought the court would appreciate the Halloween-themed trauma puppets
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 16m
sorry I'm in a burn it all down kinda way
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 12m
sir this is my emotional support weekend lottery ticket
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5h
This day in history. 1942. 7th prime-minister of Estonia Ants Piip died. I think the world would be a better place if there were more people named Ants Piip.
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 11m
youtube: Experiencing interruptions? [smug grin]
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 8h
hey so uh wtf
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im not even that good at self-deprecating
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 13m
head’s all empty, more than normal today, but I got inspiration from @fungiblethadius.bsky.social 🎃🖤🧡
photo I took in Hanoi, Vietnam, of an illuminated French Gothic church called St. Joseph’s. It is a Catholic Church where people still worship today, but is also a popular tourist spot for its beauty  (I preferred it at night) the little plastic stools that you see all over the country are out front in blue and red varieties.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 3h
Oh no no no. I will not wear a lanyard. It’s against my religion.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24m
In my 20's, I didn't see a doctor about joints. I saw the barista with the dreads that always smelt like burnt hair.
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 11h
the universe is expanding and so is my indifference
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 43m
Half bat, half shit.
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 38m
New Harvest Queen, 2025 #photography #blackandwhite
A scarecrow made by local school kids with paper leaves and fake flowers all over it that they’re colored and drawn on along with a faux floral crown on the pumpkin head. The body is made out of straw and shaped like a woman wearing a floor length ball gown sunlight filtering through the trees of the garden behind it. My photo iPhone with Lomography filter  spooky Halloween fall festival
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 1h
only investing in things that are soft and/or sweet for the rest of the year
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 11h
Stupid is as stupid parks.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 50m
Don't step on those Night Crawler's the Zombie Babies are ankle biters.
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Simon Abrams @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 3h
Uh, September 30th/October 1st?
A tortoiseshell cat poses with its mouth open in a little upside semi-circle beside its portrait, with a similar expression on its face, but also wearing a Dracula costume, with the cloak and a a little red bib and so on. Memesters have named this cat Count Chonkula because him not svelte. Any excuse to post Count Chonkula content is a good one.
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 1h
[open my front door] shit i just failed locktober
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
lfg, cont.
Two photos of Sigourney Weaver wearing a skirt, tweed jacket and red turtleneck reclining on a sofa with a pumpkin
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h
Men would rather sleep in a smelly old box than a plush comfy bed. Oh wait, that’s cats.
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my kid sent me some photos they took, this is one of them… Monday
A statue, at dusk, from behind as though staring into the future. There is a traffic cone on its head.
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 13h
a mosquito looking at my ankle
The end of Gremlins 2 when the lady gremlin is in a wedding dress and kissing Robert Picardo
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 1h
Kinda sad that I'll be long gone by the time Gen Z starts dying off. I'd've liked to have seen all those gravestones with their body counts carved into 'em.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 59m
The day, halo first.
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social · 1h
reaching across the aisle with the power of incredible violence
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 12h
I thought my house was haunted but turns out I was just high
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 12h
My retirement plan is an abandoned shipping container full of old copper pipes
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 13h
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps hiding pots of piss under my bed
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 3h
Kids these days live 4 telling on each other over the dumbest most petty shit. So I usually respond like “Oh ya? Well do wanna piece of cheese you lil rat?” & now they’re learning nobody wants to be called a rat
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16h
me: thank you but no today:
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 21h
Do you think bumblebees care if they have a fat ass? No. They don’t.. they just go around bumbling..
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1h
Renew my sagging faith.
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Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 1h
Female rage.
My garden. Lots of sunflowers. Splashes of red and orange. Wooden beds. A stump with a pair of scissors stuck in it. A bucket. Hose. Some covers for hail. It is all set in a pine forest.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10h
It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store
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Wonder Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 9h
October 1st, it’s time 🖤🧛🏻‍♀️
Vampirella getting ready to get out of her coffin, stretching her arms and yawning like she just woke up. There’s a candle burning and bats above her in the crypt.
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Panny @panny.bsky.social · 3h
Well I lay on the table for my ecg this morning and the hca said "Are you doing anything nice today?". I kind of froze, wondering if I'd gone to the hairdresser by mistake. Then blurted out "Er no. Going back to bed." 👍🏻
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 1h
I wrote your name in candy corn. Please respond.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 1h
Kubrick's The Shining but it's set in a Cracker Barrel.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h
hoping to get some deep-fried lsd at the state fair
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 3h
The names have been changed, to protect the stupid.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h
First date idea: we each carve a jack-o-lantern to look like our face when we climax
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 12h
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B&W pic of the front of the Smithsonian building. Very dark and dreary gothic-like castle stone build
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 2h
Thursday, I don’t care about you
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 11h
I do my best to channel my misery into entertainment.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 1h
Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.
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Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 3h
I don't like October, it's scary.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 7h
Milhouse wearing a pink wig looking worried
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