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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Them: this conversation is going to a dark place Me: [nodding excitedly] the movie theater

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

[insert “pawclaimers” reply here]

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫ ♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫

Two Siberian Huskies standing close together on a wooden platform, both with their mouths open and facing upward.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

“Five minutes, Mom. We’re playing pirates.”

A hamster stands in a Tupperware container in the background. A second holds up a paw in the foreground.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

[bedtime] daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first daughter: … me: night, sweetheart

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I’ve been driving for 7 hrs. I think I’m in Kentucky but honestly not 100% sure.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

ME: It's like The Goonies meets E.T. meets The X Files. FRIEND: You talking about Stranger Things? ME: [hiding my screenplay, The Goonet Files, behind my back] Totally. Yeah.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/11/2025

why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Thanksgiving combines the two things I love most. 1. Eating 2. Giving people food poison

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I just watched Karate Kid 6 so I’m technically part of the problem.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵

A picture of a treehouse with a slanted roof that's screened in. There are stairs and a slide

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

The squirrels will tell my story.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

November 22 got me to thinking that if Brenda Lee married Steve Harvey, divorced him and married Patton Oswalt, she'd be Brenda Lee Harvey Oswalt.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/11/2025

I have never saved a post in my life what does that say about me

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

If cows wore jewelry I’m guessing that it’s safe to assume it would be a moo’ed ring.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

waiter: any allergies the chef should be made aware of? me: well, in the fall, I get a dry cough and every spring my eyes feel itchy, watery, and—you’re not writing any of this down. waiter: get out.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name. Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

ME: Whatcha doin? WIFE: Watchin Dune. ME: I asked you first, Sharon.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/11/2025

I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Cake’s 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 is my favorite song about online relationships.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

GIRLFRIEND: I'm sorry but I need to break up with you. ME: Is it because I do a pterodactyl screech every time I see a baby? HER: Yes. Yes it is.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Thursday, 4:01pm "Still there." "Yep." "Looks blue." "It certainly does." "Wet too." "Totally." "See you next week?" “Count on it."

A sign at the water’s edge reads “THE LOOKING AT THE OCEAN CLUB MEETS HERE THURSDAYS AT 4PM.”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Later on, Terry would feel a slight pang of guilt over the fleeting seconds she'd spent thinking about all the things she could do with a spare bedroom, before grabbing the kid's leg.

A woman looks on as a hawk swoops down and grabs a child's sweatshirt hood with its talons.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

Fur blowing straight back from the face of a long-haired dog with their head poking out of the window of a moving vehicle.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

the free sample lady must have called them when i wouldn’t leave

Two uniformed police officers ride child-size toy police cars down the wide aisle of what appears to be a wholesale store.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

You're officially old when she sends you a nude selfie and all you're interested in is what kind of pizza in the box behind her.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

If I ever offer you ham and eggs for breakfast, just know that what you’ll actually be getting is a handful of uncooked oatmeal and a glass of hot water.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

i think a funny thing to ask a guy named charles when he's barfing is WHATS UP CHUCK and also another funny thing is

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

You don't realise how dull your life is until someone asks what your hobbies are.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Peak posting

A weathered sign at the side of a road up in the hills announces you've reached "Mt Blowhard". (It's somewhere in Australia.)

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

"I'll always make time for you, girl." - Me to you but also to a plate of nachos

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Look, I compost and recycle and try to avoid eating piping plovers but I draw the line when it comes to the aerosolized assurance that only my Aqua Net hairspray can provide

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