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Skellyton 🦇

@infinitefinite.blog
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 1h
The good men, the friends and lovers even, say to me later "well why didn't you just tell that creep off" as though I wouldn't be accused of starting shit, as though they'd stand up for me and not interrogate me to make the creep comfortable instead. Experience tells me most men will do the latter.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 1h
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h
Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 4h
Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 4h
I don't have to be dead to haunt a motherfucker
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 13h
A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3h
There should be a Recycle Bin for when you delete a post accidentally
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 3h
who, me? I'm a cat, doofus
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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 3h
John Wick standing at a Thomas Cook currency exchange in Des Moines International Airport, trying to explain to the bored 22 year-old that his gold coins are very valuable. Twenty minutes later, he's trying the same argument at the Alamo counter.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4h
If your solidarity depends on women expressing their fear and anger in a way you find agreeable, you are enforcing the condition that has always governed our safety: Be pleasant and be quiet, or what happens next is your fault.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7h
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17h
JNCO should make sweatpants we can sail away to distant lands in
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the main reasons fraternities still exist is that membership signals to potential employers that you’re capable of keeping institutional secrets, even when it means covering up illegal behavior.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
3:34am i should go to sleep someone kill bluesky again
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 19/11/2024
Let me slip into something more comfortable* *a coma
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
whoever decided scrollbars need to be a pixel wide and unusable needs to be shot then beheaded then pissed on then shit on then scattered on the beds of their children
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/08/2025
fuck you, but the horse you rode in on is cool
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026
it would be nice if any of the hundreds upon hundreds of employers I've applied to would hire me
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you ever feel the spirit u had is crushed forever but have to fake it for like 20 more yrs
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walking straight into traffic, for my mental health.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026
I bet being toasted and slathered with cream cheese feels so good if you're a bagel
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026
I shouldn't have to get out of bed when bed is so comfy
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trial and error would be great names for twins
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe the medical term for my current condition is “hungry for pizza”.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
NEW REPORT: Meta's "Muse" AI companion is fully edible and can be consumed ethically
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something something basket of fries
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not going to lie, would you accept an elaborate excuse instead?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on
Still from the television show Bob's Burgers showing Tammy running away from the camera with text that reads "(crying, farting)"
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026
unclear if I should be posting more or less
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this shit keeps happening
The setting Sun reflecting off of storm clouds In the East giving a red glow to the bottom of the clouds with tall pine trees in the foreground
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
the top 38 accounts that fucking suck
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
putting on the hoodie backwards and letting it stay like that for a minute to experience what death is like
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026
I would like to subscribe to money+ please, the service where I get money to continue being alive
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently you can't just put a drawbridge on your house because you "like the aesthetic"
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's very important to remember that as a cyclist you are representative of and responsible for the actions of every single person on a bike.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/09/2026
IN SEARCH OF: a steady paycheck
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Udont Sei @udontsei.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
hey girl, are you the swamp of sadness? (cause you ate my fucking horse again)
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