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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Rock & Roll never forgives either, BOB.

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Taking two traffic cones and doing a Madonna impression did not help my field sobriety test

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Therapist: What do you do when you're stressed? Me: I eat a Slim Jim Therapist: Now try taking a deep breath when you're stressed Me: *chokes on a Slim Jim*

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“babe you’re in for a wild ride,” i say as we undress each other, remembering all the googly eyes i pasted to my ass cheeks

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The last person who called me a coward wound up in a hospital. Shingles, I think.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

when you die all the jokes you forgot before you could post them flash before your eyes

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oura ring still counting the steps of my downward spiral.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He ain't heavy, he's my falcon.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

if liberty biberty landed on my car i would beat it with a shovel

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 08/10/2026

okay but when I said "ravage me," I wasn't talking to time, and yet

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You cringed, I laughed.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bitch I’m about to end you warmest regards, kim

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen

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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Good butthole skeets should be called bungers.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hang on let me put on my stupid man disguise * puts on rubber mask that looks just like me*

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am indispensable, like soft-serve from a McDonald's ice cream machine

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 06/10/2026

what if we tried everything being good instead of everything being awful

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This Week's WH Press Secretary: The president was obviously joking about allowing Iran to destroy Los Angeles and San Diego. He'd prefer to push the button himself.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Does Trump understand that Iran blowing up Los Angeles would ruin the Paramount/Warner Bros merger?

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Corrects your typo with a more egregious typo

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I bought a cursed antique mirror. I look terrible in it, so the curse appears to be working.

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m ‘annoyed at not being able to find the thing that is actually in my hand’ years old.

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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Proposition to rename amateur porn to "cockumentary."

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy Military Testosterone Testing Kit

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it's called a woman maybe you've her'd of it

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I bought noise-canceling headphones. They still let my thoughts through. Returning them.

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wtf you guys, just found out that some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses? i strongly condemn those that burn crosses

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

spiderman defeating the bad guy by sneaking into the compound and laying millions of eggs

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I never smoked, I just love the taste of Nicolette™️.

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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When the Moon hits your eye, file charges.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Are your kids secretly practicing Buddhism? Check for these code words: LOL = Linji over Lao-Tzu WTF = What the Fukanzazengi AFK = Awake From Kundalini BRB = Before Rinzai Buddhism SMH = Samadhi Meditation Heals OG = Original Gasshō LMK = Like My Kōan TL;DR = Takuhatsu Life; December Rōhatsu

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In order to become a shape shifter, you need a degree from reform school.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes I get sad I’m lonely but then i remember other people and I’m okay.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

nothing more whimsical than shopping from the "approved whimsy items" list.

"How to start whimysmaxxing: 22 weird and wonderful products we love."
-the guardian

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026

warm the cockles of your heart to an internal temperature of 190° and serve in the shell

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aquarius: It’s a great time to buy a plane ticket to some exotic country, the police are en route to your house.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just a wild guess... by pressing the keys on the board?

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just you wait and see if I procrastinate

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do you even allow yourself to be vulnerable, bro

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

my boss, the chef: you can’t beat eggs for breakfast me, making an omelette: what

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In this house we practice kindness and ritual sacrifice.

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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taxpayers are funding Natalie Harp’s salary, and right now they are feeling shart-changed.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you're pissed at your mate, make sure they see you watch several docos on poisoning. Keep a notebook and furiously write details whenever they come into the room. If they ask what you're doing, tell them hand-written notes are easy to burn if there's ever an investigator nosing around.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Probably the number one question people ask me is, “How did you find out where I live?”

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