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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 36m

But mom I don't want to watch an execution.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 2h

i have run out of heebie jeebies

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 13m

folks who say it's 'my way or the highway' should really consider a road, a street, or perhaps a bike lane?

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 4h

I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 4h

My cat scratched at the bathroom door so I let her in, but once she was in she seemed to forget why she’d wanted in, and I felt that.

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 4h

play silly games win silly prizes

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13h

Go bog witch or go crone

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 7h

I assume the difference between an Adult Store and an Adult Superstore is that Adult Superstores carry groceries.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 8h

WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 5h

everything he touches dies (complimentary).

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

In the old American West I’m the pale boy who sits in the back of the one room schoolhouse wearing velvet clothes that come off a crate from Paris twice a year. My name is Peregrine, which is unfortunate because I stutter.

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 6h

i didn't even know Courtney Love was still touring but I bet it'd be great to catch them in a small venue like this

A piece of plywood covering a hole as part of construction, with two traffic cones on top and the word HOLE spray painted on it

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 9h

"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 9h

gonna start segueing into sponsored segments to get out of small talk.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11h

I need to find someone less boring to stalk.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had a dream about you last night. I drowned you

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 10h

Every spring, mother rainbows find suitable places to lay their eggs so that the larval rainbows grow up safe, protected and loved. I saw my first rainbow larva on the carpet this morning. It’s an honor that a mother rainbow chose us.

A little spot of rainbow from a sun archer on some multicolor brown carpet

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 11h

I'm at the age where the scariest part of hellraiser is the white mini blinds in the background

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Your own Personal Werewolf Someone who hears your growls, someone who howls

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Staying alive out of spite.

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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 12h

When I’m listening to intense music

Blurry image of the creature from the black lagoon with subtitle “intense music”

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 12h

I share a small front yard with my neighbour. I keep the grass mowed myself all summer. I saw him raking leaves and thought that it was nice of him. He's finished raking now

A front lawn that is exactly half raked on one side

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21h

Wait, how many times did she strum your pain with her fingers? Wyclef Jean: One time. One time

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12h

today marks my 14th year of recovery. I'm grateful I relapsed at 10 years because having 24 years of sobriety would make me sound super fucking old.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 16h

Tired of struggling, our protagonist leans all the way into his mental illnesses.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12h

**cut to me making sure I have the *Right Amount of Drugs* to put in my Halloween candy this year

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13h

His and hers straight jackets.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13h

Having a psychotic break, but whimsically.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hot singles in your area want to eat your still beating heart

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/10/2026

vampire who likes to hang out with his fang out

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I can tell my stress level is too high because when I'm riding my bike and I hear a car I immediately think: omg please hit me.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You wouldn't know her. She's from a different asylum.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/10/2026

Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i might need a second therapist i think im too powerful for just the one

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Therapist: Look, I know things are awful right now... oh, time‘s up so we’ll have to leave it there. Me:

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*extreme Fiona Apple voice* I wrote a bad, bad skeet

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

what the fuck happened with all the copper bracelet people. they all cured?

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When I get a reply that's just a YouTube link

Text messages saying I ain't watching all that. Im happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom?

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"There's a huge difference between knowing the path, and walking it."

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

when I say I want a biblically accurate coffee, I mean that I want it over eyes.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

can't wait until blood oaths come back.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“have a great der” he said as he left the dry cleaner and then proceeded to beat the shit out of himself for the rest of the der

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I exclusively break up with people by emails written in comic sans because I’m one of life’s rascals

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

my grandma lives next door to another grandma who lives next door to a THIRD grandma who claims to have a secret tuna casserole recipe that was given to her by one of the three stooges.

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