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Mom, wife, EMS dispatcher. Colorado.

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Host of Match Game in years past. While he has passed on, I am here to make jokes and avoid politics if I can. My top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m

Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter. Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/ys

KHive, ASD mom, fascist-hater, cat ownee please don't send me a message unless it's about plants

Avid person, former game developer, autism mom, guardian of too many fruit trees and Spud the dog, misplaced San Franciscan. Total ally and mildly politically v

Your Billions cannot stop me from posting, moron. Big Idiot, Now Available for BlueSky. He/Him. 18+ dude. Dumb White. Bisexual. Autistic! Call me Groucho.

Another refugee from the bird site. Nerdy, politics, sci-fi geek. Recovering F1 fan. Halifax, NS

Emerging artist. Former architectural designer. Lover of Los Angeles, random facts, local issues & being a boss ass boss

I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.b

Gatekeeper at Canada’s airports. Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦

Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profi

Carson City, NV I live in a pretty place. I like to take pictures.

Gardening in Zone 10a, So Cal. Flora and fauna make my heart sing.🌱 No political affiliation.

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.

Purposefully Childless Democrat

Not your daily driver Jordans, the ratty old ones you keep at the gym. Not a congress critter. Probably just a pair of shoes. Knows and calls a spade when

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

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hardly serious alt-text matters Pp: me wearing a hoodie from Jules and a cream hat with green text: duzzn matta Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west My junk

this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw

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No DMs please, I do not check them!!!

Haley | 32 | She/Her | 🔞 I’m a fuckin nerd, digital & traditional artist, avid ttrpg player, body mod enthusiast, and enjoyer of all things occult and strange

*not the brightest knife in the crayon box *i do not want to see any of you naked

Haven't been could've been in a long long time

Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag

Ghost writer. Corporeal reader. Semi-solid watcher of stuff.

Ally, gardener, wino, home chef, retired data warehouse/data viz wiz, photographer of things that don’t say cheese. Saver of seeds.

30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.

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writer, hobby linguist, bit of a critic Linktree: https://linktr.ee/deryckeleven

head chog she/her brain pipes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:axgsibufsipx4vtctg3xdefz/feed/aaaeb4v2jnfxy fails (better): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:

Retired RN, live in south st Louis. I am democrat. I like cats and dogs more than people. No DMs.

Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement. A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed

One of the librarians. I'm at the Colorado School of Mines #scholcomm #openaccess #libraries #beer #repositories (not necessarily in that order) https://library

Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vgbbuqjbb3aehemnpm4z5jb7/feed/top-skeets

New Year optimist

"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Dog Mum She/her Gen X Tired Aus 🧀 I found thes

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dog, reposting other people's bangers, news she/her, Aotearoa NZ profile pic: human possum climbing into a bin

I'm not anonymous, just melded into the crowd. I love alliteration and all things wild.

crocs enthusiast, cat lady my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy

Yuri. Yaoi. YIMBY. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42. MI→VA. Love → building on fire.

#ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #librarian mildly #discordian Is #DadJokes a thing? It should be a thing.

When you've fallen on the highway And you're lying in the rain And they ask you how you're doing Of course you'll say you can't complain

You know, I still haven't figured out who I am. I'll let you know as soon as I do. Read the Alt.

dumb jokes & occasional photos. no DMs please manifesto: I am a dumb jerk with bad taste. I will not change. I will not improve. That is a promise

Environmental analyst at night丨One Health advocate Neurodissident ♾️丨AuDHD丨Gen. X 🧑🏻‍🎤 Abya Yala丨Argentina

Mostly skeeting news at the intersection of Colorado, cannabis, the war on drugs, law enforcement shenanigans, and the surrounding states.

• Academia • Chocolate Aficionado • Dancer • Humanist • Tea Lover • 👁️ Observing the social equations of Life 👁️

Feed people, house them, take care of medical needs, and equalize opportunities. Or keep doing what we are doing. It's working out great.

Romper Stomper from the land of OooOo

Robot zombie hillbilly flapper Beaucoup des postes de merde 🇨🇦 She/her

enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan L

enthusiast. this ken's job is computer. proud resident of a BIG WOKE CITY. an absolute kei truck of a man. profile pic is from wikipedia. banner is from Elite:

Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. ht

Pedaler Colourist Vancouver BC Avatar photo: ‘Sun’ by Gene Brabant Background: Waterton with Chief Mountain in the back.

54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless. Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8 Most liked: https://bsky.app/prof

From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse

Strawberry blonde chemist, likes cider. Born in Northern England, living in Southern US. Probably not a bot. He/Him. I follow anybody whose bio makes me smile.

Retired nerd, gardener, bird watcher, amateur photographer, northerner, bookworm, music lover. European.

‪Sweetie π‬ ‪@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social‬ is my North Star.

Tinkerer, Maker, instrument player

I'm in Love with Jamie Campbell Bower.

Primordial Marsupial Lesbian. A little funny in the brain. Shitposts, Animals, probably some horny feral shit thrown in. We'll see what sticks. I stream! [34]

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Anti-fascist/Pro-LGBTQIA+/Atheist/Married/Monogamous Science is a method, not a belief Art Hobbyist | Amateur Writer | Avid Gamer | Great Listener She/her Ar

Coffee drinker and manservant to our dogs. I don’t care what anyone says Pluto is and always will be a planet!

Psychotherapist. Person with opinions. Journalist, briefly. Former latchkey and theater kid. “Objectivity” isn’t real; own your biases. Hate fascists, MAGAs, b

I like gaming. A lot.

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PMA-TCB-WFO Hack

Sometimes I write love notes, sometimes I fart... Sometimes they're the same thing. A Museum of Fuckery

✨Caveat emptor✨ Hold the bastards accountable.

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Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats. Blah, blah, blah... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m Cream of the

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Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i

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The Great River she/her I left twitter, I left reddit, I left threads, and I'll leave this motherfucker too

Unapproachable, terrifying. Misandrist unless you give me a reason not to be.

"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider formerly ogskydog suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aa

Trying not to overthink things so much. TW: I will post about grief. Trying to keep my online friends all in one place. Update: Bluesky is now my primary social

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Organic chemist. I manufactured drugs for a living. I hope you never need any of them. Former owner and brewer of a Cleveland brewery. In Sacramento, but not

Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦

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