Reposted by strange rangerBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3hI have no idea who I am following but only at night 0198
Reposted by strange rangerBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3hwe ask that you please make your final pornographic selections for the evening, and take them to the registers at the front of bsky 3298
Reposted by strange rangerMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3hMe And My Brain Damage 3175
Reposted by strange rangerMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3hHer: You’re not very good looking. Me: I’m also quite poor. 13910
Reposted by strange rangerNikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 5hI wanna knock that dudes' head clean off. 172
Reposted by strange rangerMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7hHoop Dreams, but it’s just Angel Reese beating the shit out of me on a neighbourhood basketball court. 1247
Reposted by strange rangerCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 3hseems like the worst fucking people you know are also the ones who assure you (louder than is ever necessary) that they 'have no regrets'. 2153
Reposted by strange rangerJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5hNever say "'never say' never say never." 25416
Reposted by strange rangerSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 5hI’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster) 523470
Reposted by strange rangerJez @jez1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd like to leave the US but my family passed down alcoholism and personality disorders instead of generational wealth 312027
Reposted by strange ranger𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 3hcan’t rn, i’m making a very important sandwich 1162
Reposted by strange rangerAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A haunted house? But, it's just Bluesky. 13116
Reposted by strange rangerFilthy Enabler @enabler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can certainly tell it's a full moon in the convent. 053
Reposted by strange rangerFilthy Enabler @enabler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I thought concubines had to have cooking skills. 163
Reposted by strange rangerJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 12hSometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning. 1216128
Reposted by strange rangerRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Friday the 13th feels less threatening when you remember most bad decisions happen on a Monday. 084
Reposted by strange rangerQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 10hI'm not vain, but I probably hope that skeet is about me. 2348
Reposted by strange rangerMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3hI could really go for a shallow grave right now. 12110
Reposted by strange rangerCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4hIn order to become a shape shifter, you need a degree from reform school. 2157
Reposted by strange ranger PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bet your box has that new car smell 22314
Reposted by strange ranger🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 4him mainly here to challenge the perception that i know what im doing with my life 0133
Reposted by strange rangerIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 6hWhy would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one? 15625
Reposted by strange rangerSassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My problem is I get too attached to limited edition snacks. 1221991306
Reposted by strange rangerDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you killed my vibe. prepare to die 114149
Reposted by strange rangermothra stewart @gorl.gay · 6htwo penjamins at the same time call that a highful tower 2488
Reposted by strange rangerEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 4hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 0203
Reposted by strange rangerSassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Got kicked out of Costco for asking if they had hot dog flavored vapes. 2234267
Reposted by strange rangerThe Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 5hMy punk band, The Skeets, lost a gig at a local bar because the owner thought our band name was in poor taste. 1123
Reposted by strange rangerFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 6hyou know that this is fine guy who's surrounded by fire and it makes you think he's not really fine? he's fine. 3255
Reposted by strange rangerchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 6hIn the 80s, smoking was considered an inheritance. 67428
Reposted by strange rangerCarrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 4hHow did I manage to drink that much, yet not be drunk, eat that much, yet not have stomach ache, and be home so early? 252
Reposted by strange rangerViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5hIf you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours 1636699
Reposted by strange rangerFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 5hlook, we're not just a bunch of entitled nimbys trying to restrict our wealthy neighbourhood only to those who can afford it. we also welcome, with open arms and warm hearts, those who can't afford it but have gone deep into debt to appear as though they can. 1365
Reposted by strange ranger🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 6hHello, 9-1-1? Yeah, the song Happy Together by The Turtles isn't long enough and that is reeeeeeally bumming me out. Can you send someone out? Thanks. ACAB. 7599
Reposted by strange rangerCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5hdon't forget to put the clocks on your microwaves forward an hour tomorrow morning 94113
Reposted by strange rangerlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 7hOne day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow 1110535
Reposted by strange rangerMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My working theory is that “face people” have had to scan for micro expressions while “name people” have never lived in survival mode 13213
Reposted by strange rangerMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026music on repeat tonight and for a breath, I am back before the breaking, before your words grew sharp, before I learned a song can keep its shape long after the people in it come apart then the notes turn and the last chord fades I press play again 1135
Reposted by strange rangerMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you have too many fucks to give, the universe charges you in autoimmune disorders 57521
Reposted by strange rangerMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life. 07122
Reposted by strange rangerMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s all fun and games until a man shows up being disrespectful and gross. 34515
Reposted by strange rangerMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the universe is expanding and so is my indifference 616767
Reposted by strange rangerMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Idk who needs to hear this, but bounce on it for old time’s sake 68521
Reposted by strange rangerTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 7hSo I’m eating a little extra. Turn your cheeks or that thing the Bible says. 107810