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@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
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Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats. Blah, blah, blah... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75x… Cream of the crap (my top skeets): bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75x…

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3h
I have no idea who I am following but only at night
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3h
we ask that you please make your final pornographic selections for the evening, and take them to the registers at the front of bsky
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h
Me And My Brain Damage
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h
Her: You’re not very good looking. Me: I’m also quite poor.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 5h
I wanna knock that dudes' head clean off.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7h
Hoop Dreams, but it’s just Angel Reese beating the shit out of me on a neighbourhood basketball court.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 3h
seems like the worst fucking people you know are also the ones who assure you (louder than is ever necessary) that they 'have no regrets'.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5h
Never say "'never say' never say never."
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd like to leave the US but my family passed down alcoholism and personality disorders instead of generational wealth
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 3h
can’t rn, i’m making a very important sandwich
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A haunted house? But, it's just Bluesky.
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Filthy Enabler @enabler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can certainly tell it's a full moon in the convent.
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Filthy Enabler @enabler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I thought concubines had to have cooking skills.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 12h
Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.
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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Friday the 13th feels less threatening when you remember most bad decisions happen on a Monday.
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 10h
I'm not vain, but I probably hope that skeet is about me.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h
I could really go for a shallow grave right now.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have something for you
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4h
In order to become a shape shifter, you need a degree from reform school.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet your box has that new car smell
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 4h
im mainly here to challenge the perception that i know what im doing with my life
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 6h
Why would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one?
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 7h
be jealous of my evening
photo of a ceramic dinosaur that is currently being painted on a white towel. I am ten years old not really though
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My problem is I get too attached to limited edition snacks.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you killed my vibe. prepare to die
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 6h
two penjamins at the same time call that a highful tower
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 4h
simon says destroy all evildoers
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 4h
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Got kicked out of Costco for asking if they had hot dog flavored vapes.
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 5h
🎶red skies at night🎶
The setting Sun turning the clouds a fiery orange-pink with tall pines trees in the foreground
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 5h
My punk band, The Skeets, lost a gig at a local bar because the owner thought our band name was in poor taste.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 6h
you know that this is fine guy who's surrounded by fire and it makes you think he's not really fine? he's fine.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 5h
Three X-Men and a Baby
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 6h
In the 80s, smoking was considered an inheritance.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 5h
scanned roses
Filtered 
Original by @ande91.bsky.social
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 4h
How did I manage to drink that much, yet not be drunk, eat that much, yet not have stomach ache, and be home so early?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5h
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 5h
look, we're not just a bunch of entitled nimbys trying to restrict our wealthy neighbourhood only to those who can afford it. we also welcome, with open arms and warm hearts, those who can't afford it but have gone deep into debt to appear as though they can.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h
Hello, 9-1-1? Yeah, the song Happy Together by The Turtles isn't long enough and that is reeeeeeally bumming me out. Can you send someone out? Thanks. ACAB.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5h
don't forget to put the clocks on your microwaves forward an hour tomorrow morning
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 7h
One day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My working theory is that “face people” have had to scan for micro expressions while “name people” have never lived in survival mode
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
music on repeat tonight and for a breath, I am back before the breaking, before your words grew sharp, before I learned a song can keep its shape long after the people in it come apart then the notes turn and the last chord fades I press play again
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you have too many fucks to give, the universe charges you in autoimmune disorders
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s all fun and games until a man shows up being disrespectful and gross.
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the universe is expanding and so is my indifference
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idk who needs to hear this, but bounce on it for old time’s sake
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 7h
So I’m eating a little extra. Turn your cheeks or that thing the Bible says.
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