Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 1hSuspicious Singles in Your Area Are Parking Taco Trucks on Every Corner 110
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Pat O'Leary @patoleary.bsky.social · 10hThe village of Muff has a similar problem 412019
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 8hbringing the void to a knife fight 411645
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 9hThe long-lost 11th Commandment: Thou shall not provide goods and/or services to people whose sex lives you consider naughty. Ewwww, right? 010
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026two households, both alike in dignity 2243844
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’ve always been at war with Reality. 010
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him 2958281371
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 55811
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Griping in the Gutsrcpe.ac.ukDiagnosing DeathDeath is universal. But despite this, the way we view our own deaths, the way we prepare for, think about and respond to 021
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Zero Singles in Your Area Are Eager to Divide You 042
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843131181
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s the Last Judgment, Charlie Brown 1355
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought her cat could understand her. When I got home, I told my dog and we had a good laugh!!! 793696389
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tossing Ewoks (Ross Noble) 012
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sexy Singles in Your Area Wish to Infect You With Their Spores 0104
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone pls tell Trump we already have arches celebrating his presidency 1265
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142237645
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Jeff Shaumeyer 🌈 @jnshaumeyer.bsky.social · 07/03/2024"Tim's Limerick" There was an old man from Limerick; who was completely unaware of the short, often humorous, poems that shared the same name as his hometown. --Tim Vine, "QI", Series J, Episode 17 - Jolly #CommonplaceBook 031
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s the Great Electrode, Charlie Brown! 030
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Forthcoming from POTUS: “The First Amendment is FAKE NEWS!” 040
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love how this was carefully hand-painted and the artist credited. 111822
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And did those feet in ancient time? Discuss. 163
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Coming up tonight we have an amazing lineup of bands: Tapestry of Fascism Legitimate Concerns Two Minutes Hatetheguardian.comThe Bayeux Tapestry of Fascism: The Stephen Collins cartoonContemporary British political life is a rich tapestry indeed 011
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Enterprise oassword management is hard. So is proofreading your headlines. 020
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Coming this fall… Law & Order: Special Asswipe Unit 041
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I lie awake, wondering… wondering… what smurfs taste like. And whether it’s legal to hunt them. 175
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Someone left a cake out in the rain. Details at 6:00 p.m. 010
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This Is the Dawning of the Age of Consequences 040
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dear Ars Technica, “other fish”??? I’d be happy to check your content for $60/hour to make sure you’re not mixing up mammals and fish (or, for that matter, crustaceans, avians, etc.). 120
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Kanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 03/04/2026As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed 010732
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Prehensile Anus (Would I Lie To You? S3 E2) 011
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New take on classical music to appeal to a younger audience. Looking forward to Bringing Sexy Bach. 77025
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026After a long day at work, I like to savor my favorite drink, “Sex on the Ruins of Human Civilization”: • 1 part radioactive dust • 4 parts toxic sludge • a soupçon of Fireball 120
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026in today’s headlines: Breaking! Your Spirit! 043
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Happy Procrastination Day 2017! 12812
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg! 564213504652
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Do Chatbots Dream of Electric Sheep? 031
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Dr Mary McAuliffe @drmarymcauliffe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I stand in full solidarity with the tiny snail 🐌 #protectthesnail #stopthetrumpballroom 15513
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As much as I would like to go refill my coffee cup, my elder cat is snoozing on my lap and I don’t want to disturb her. And this is why I should receive the Nobel Peace Prize. 030
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pocket Squirrel (Bob Ross) 021
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Show us your face for the week 🤘🤘🤘static.klipy.comMitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies SketchAlt: Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch 022
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239144328
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LBJ wasn’t *just* a U.S. president, he was also a pioneering lyricist: the crotch, down where your nuts hang is always a little too tight (shoutout to Last Week Tonight) 021
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not sure if my new band name should be Openly Malevolent Assholes or Ineffectual Stooges. 132
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(mamas and papas voice) all the news is bad (all the news is bad) 18636162
Reposted by Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Kudzu Club of Americadaily.jstor.orgHow Kudzu Was Supposed to Save the South - JSTOR DailyBefore it became a notorious invasive plant, kudzu was promoted as a solution to widespread soil erosion. 042