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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®

@void0reason.bsky.social
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 1h
Suspicious Singles in Your Area Are Parking Taco Trucks on Every Corner
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Pat O'Leary @patoleary.bsky.social · 10h
The village of Muff has a similar problem
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 8h
bringing the void to a knife fight
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 9h
The long-lost 11th Commandment: Thou shall not provide goods and/or services to people whose sex lives you consider naughty. Ewwww, right?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ve always been at war with Reality.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A parody photo edit of The Beatles' Abbey Road album cover titled "THE MEASLES" in large white text across the top. All four Beatles walking across the crosswalk have been edited to have the head of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(neon tubes underfoot) #ASMR
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Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Griping in the Guts
rcpe.ac.uk
Diagnosing Death
Death is universal. But despite this, the way we view our own deaths, the way we prepare for, think about and respond to
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the THC hits…
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(mind swarm) #ASMR
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zero Singles in Your Area Are Eager to Divide You
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s the Last Judgment, Charlie Brown
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought her cat could understand her. When I got home, I told my dog and we had a good laugh!!!
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Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tossing Ewoks (Ross Noble)
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sexy Singles in Your Area Wish to Infect You With Their Spores
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone pls tell Trump we already have arches celebrating his presidency
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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Jeff Shaumeyer 🌈 @jnshaumeyer.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
"Tim's Limerick" There was an old man from Limerick; who was completely unaware of the short, often humorous, poems that shared the same name as his hometown. --Tim Vine, "QI", Series J, Episode 17 - Jolly #CommonplaceBook
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s the Great Electrode, Charlie Brown!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forthcoming from POTUS: “The First Amendment is FAKE NEWS!”
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love how this was carefully hand-painted and the artist credited.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And did those feet in ancient time? Discuss.
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Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coming up tonight we have an amazing lineup of bands: Tapestry of Fascism Legitimate Concerns Two Minutes Hate
theguardian.com
The Bayeux Tapestry of Fascism: The Stephen Collins cartoon
Contemporary British political life is a rich tapestry indeed
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Enterprise oassword management is hard. So is proofreading your headlines.
Headline:
Apple @ Work: Enterprise o-ass-word management is still hard, and Dashlane's new Vault Enforcement aims to fix it
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coming this fall… Law & Order: Special Asswipe Unit
Headline from WCVB.

We counted… 650 rolls of toilet paper recovered by police in Illinois amid rise in homecoming week vandalism

Complete with a photo of a bunch of tough-guy cops posing proudly with shitloads of toilet paper they have rescued from a life of crime.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I lie awake, wondering… wondering… what smurfs taste like. And whether it’s legal to hunt them.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone left a cake out in the rain. Details at 6:00 p.m.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Law & Ordure
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This Is the Dawning of the Age of Consequences
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dear Ars Technica, “other fish”??? I’d be happy to check your content for $60/hour to make sure you’re not mixing up mammals and fish (or, for that matter, crustaceans, avians, etc.).
Ars Technica headline

“A dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit, then eats it”
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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed
a photo of a white ferret laying down while looking up on a rug next to some clothes
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Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Prehensile Anus (Would I Lie To You? S3 E2)
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New take on classical music to appeal to a younger audience. Looking forward to Bringing Sexy Bach.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
After a long day at work, I like to savor my favorite drink, “Sex on the Ruins of Human Civilization”: • 1 part radioactive dust • 4 parts toxic sludge • a soupçon of Fireball
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in today’s headlines: Breaking! Your Spirit!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy Procrastination Day 2017!
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do Chatbots Dream of Electric Sheep?
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Dr Mary McAuliffe @drmarymcauliffe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I stand in full solidarity with the tiny snail 🐌 #protectthesnail #stopthetrumpballroom
Tiny snail stands in path of Trump's
'spectacular' new ballroom in Ireland
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As much as I would like to go refill my coffee cup, my elder cat is snoozing on my lap and I don’t want to disturb her. And this is why I should receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pocket Squirrel (Bob Ross)
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Show us your face for the week 🤘🤘🤘
static.klipy.com
Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
Alt: Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LBJ wasn’t *just* a U.S. president, he was also a pioneering lyricist: the crotch, down where your nuts hang is always a little too tight (shoutout to Last Week Tonight)
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not sure if my new band name should be Openly Malevolent Assholes or Ineffectual Stooges.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(mamas and papas voice) all the news is bad (all the news is bad)
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Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kudzu Club of America
daily.jstor.org
How Kudzu Was Supposed to Save the South - JSTOR Daily
Before it became a notorious invasive plant, kudzu was promoted as a solution to widespread soil erosion.
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