Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarkcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 6hCareful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes. 58232
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 10hgross and open for business (for the holidays) 04321
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7hbro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit 918749
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14hYou don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2526664
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 6hI have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms 46630
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedark 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 6ha game show for twins called “who’s the mistake” 0258
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 6hI cannot be trusted with a daikon radish. I get a daikon, I'm bopping someone over the head with it. It's beyond the scope of my willpower to prevent it. 1123
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkSidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 11hI don’t have problems I am the problem 33913
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarksmillz @righttwix.com · 12hif you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now 421749
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11hi never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless 19433
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation 510350
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarkchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 05/08/2024Rubbing out bits of my body with a magic eraser. Look mom, no wrists! 14825
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Vinegar is the best tasting cleaning product by far. 1830197
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 7hThey should make a being an adult that doesn’t feel like dog shit 04720
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedark🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy 510242
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 6husing Predator cloaking technology to sneak into a bunch of jazz/tap classes so I can learn for free 45215
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkAmy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget 16517
Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 15hJNCO should make sweatpants we can sail away to distant lands in 39431
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 15hSay what you will about lizards. They don’t give a shit. They shed their skin & move on. 59040
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 20hThey’re all the fountain of youth if you drown yourself in it 0348
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkWondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 16hOh well, at least my demons love me. 13016
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace 2419950
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarkrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels 25514
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21hYeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things 07851
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedark🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21ha shitposter-reply guy hybrid known only as the reshitter 66821
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkJane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 22hAfter they taught a slice of brain to play the piano I’m feeling pretty bad about myself 0144
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness 17648
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut? 25622
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I no longer have dark desires since my vision turned to shit in dim lighting . 15530
Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect 211328
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet 48626
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedark 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026never not squelching 3353
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit 23339135
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i push my fingies into my 𝘌𝘠𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚! 1235
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarkalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just a reminder that one reason alt text is cool as hell is: if the website is breaking and the images aren't loading, you can still enjoy the image posts with alt text 618941
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The top dad on my block makes his own charcoal. 0219
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's called being a sheep farmer maybe you've herd of it 54910
Reposted by Dan Cerinthedarkweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just want to ride my bike and pet my cat and cook something good to eat but nooooooooo 817016
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkDean Lamar the Revenger @deanlamarrevenger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026youtu.be/U8b88US-6ts?...youtu.beFaith No More - Midlife Crisis (Official Music Video) [4K]YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape 053
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him. 513350
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026who needs spatial awareness anyway 710245
Reposted by Dan CerinthedarkMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror. 39141
