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KJT🦕

@realkjt.bsky.social
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Dad Automation Engineer Hopefully Optimistic Pie enthusiast Super Grover enthusiast Occasionally songs about ham and other foods. Jerrified 01APR2026 📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸 #23,288,156

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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 10h
“First Lady” here has both some precedent and snark. I say we keep using it. Thanks @atrupar.com ! #TravelWithNatalie “… the first lady's role has never been codified or officially defined…” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_L...
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First Lady of the United States - Wikipedia
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 15h
REMINDER: There are now ONLY 30 DAYS until the Nov 3 midterm. This is the most important election in the life of our Republic. Our freedoms and our democracy hang in the balance! We need to overwhelm them at the polls! Vote Early!
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guys, I went to Spirit Halloween for the first time today… things are not alright there… Link in alt text to the original.
Screenshot from https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/adult-alien-prober-jumpsuit-costume/281168.uts

This Alien Prober Jumpsuit Costume is out of this world! Whether you're escaping Area 51 or just probing for a good time, this alien-themed outfit is guaranteed to turn heads. This costume includes a full jumpsuit with a hooded alien mask, gloves, and an inflatable phallus pump for an extra close encounter.
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Frank Frankson @frankfrankson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly, if AI (SI if you’re nasty) companies came out with Baymax as their model for interacting with people, I’d be a lot more accepting of the impending global takeover.
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Baymax Hugs Hiro Affectionately
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Indivisible Ventura @indivisiblevent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prop. 40 forces CA's villain-aires pay their fair share after their BBB tax cuts smashed our safety nets. They've responded with Prop. 41 - a technical time-waster, and Prop. 42 - a flat-out lie that Granny's pension is in danger. #YESon40, #NOon41, #Noon42 (www.commondreams.org/opinion/repu...)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s Susan Collins walking in a parade-style campaign event. She’s concerned and wants to give Maine six more years of MAGA and corruption. Kudos to whoever took this video and captured the gas station sign.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/09/2026
Democrats vs. Republicans in a nutshell. This absolutely nails it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Peter Llewellyn @peterllewellyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Come on man, be serious.
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Neel Skeleton Crew Star Wars Skeleton Crew
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, and welcome to “DIY, but only hitting things”! This morning we have a dishwasher that isn’t draining. Gather all tools you think you might need and put them on the floor within 1/2 of your reach of the bottom of the dishwasher. That’s right, you’re going to be laying on the floor.
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=UbxU...
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Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Yo Soy Azul... @canyallsaycrazy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TrumpIsAnEconomicMoron PERIOD
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post your fave Power Rangers/Super Sentai Team. Wrong answers only!
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The Blues Brothers: Classics Need To Be Saved
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get it? 🤣
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This hits hard.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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2026: Time for the Midterms
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s available for pre-order! Thanks for telling @muellershewrote.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social ! bookshop.org/p/books/fake...
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Fake Christians: A Biblically Correct Guide to Breaking the Grip of Holy Hypocrites, Gospel Grifters, and Theocratic Thugs
If you’ve ever looked at the inflamed state of religion and politics and thought, “Jesus Christ, these people are the opposite of Jesus Christ,” bestselling author John Fugelsang presents a deeply irr...
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With all the Ed Sheeran hate going around, I ask that we remember his first major crime against humanity.
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Ed Sheeran & Himesh Patel: Hey Dude
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
welp, guess we’re all gonna die then
shitler says a smart president is all that’s needed to rein in A.I. so, uhhhhh, how do we get one of those ? 🤔😩👻
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Check Your Voter Registration Status - Vote.org
It takes less than 30 seconds to check your registration status with our free 50-state tool. And if you're not registered, we'll help you take care of that too. Fast, free, secure, non-partisan.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Guys, they want us to go home.” 🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Pixel Art Baseball Home Run Celebration
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When I bought my used diesel car in 2024 to replace a totaled gas car, I got premium performance for mid-grade fuel pricing with great mileage. Diesel was about $3.50 and a fill cost $65. 2.5 years later, It’s over $120 to fill. I still love it, but damn.
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Eminem
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was a wild ride.
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Super Grover in Knight Helmet and Cape
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Dan Benbow @danbenbow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This November 3rd, take a bite out of Fascism
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks @wikipedia.org ! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariko_...
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Mariko Aoki phenomenon - Wikipedia
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 10/09/2026
Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." It is based on the assumption that if the publishers were confident that the answer was yes, they would have presented it as an assertion; by presenting it as a question, they are not accountable for whether it is correct or not.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie slumped so Brent could soar
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, there's a GOP Convention in Dallas, I wonder... lol
Screenshot from https://downdetector.com/status/grindr/map/ on 10SEP20206
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Peaked at the bad place and saw a genuinely good idea. Republicans will be stuck finding a good way to counter this.
Thomas P (TOM) Logan 🇯🇵 🇺🇸
@TokyoTom2020
How about we cease calling it the 

2026 midterms 

and we start referring to it as the 

Trump midpoint national referendum

That’ll blow the minds of every GOP congressman running for reelection in most districts and put it in its proper perspective, tapping into the anger and fatigue of the American people
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hmm, Gemini is paying attention. www.google.com/search?q=how old is the orange piece of shit
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Gary R Simonds @garys79.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pedal to the metal team!!!
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ahh, those were the days…
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Um, wut?
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Bender: Blackjack and Hookers
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@rincewind.run - Discworld god or goddess of Fighting against tyranny?
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The “Donald J Trump Sewage Treatment Plant” does have a nice ring to it.
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s my birthday! And America got me… Lake Ontario? What, you’re calling it WHAT? No thanks, I’ll take a gift card.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Spread. The. Word. 😎✨
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Empire State Building lights turned pink for Dolly Parton at 9:25pm 💖
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