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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A dark and gritty remake of Ocean’s Eleven where the heist only works because one guy is expendable and none of them know which one it is. Coming to theaters this fall: Baker’s Dozen

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dark Web MD

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re iced coffee at a job interview

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am incorrigible. I cannot be corriged. The best corriger in the tri-state area has failed repeatedly.

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only thing "smart" glasses should ever be able to do is shout "I'm right here, idiot!" when you can't find them.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only thing "smart" glasses should ever be able to do is shout "I'm right here, idiot!" when you can't find them.

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　　　the　　　 postes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/09/2026

my "this is not a doomsday cult" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions that i feel will be answered when the seventh seal is broken

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can have a pizza delivered right in the middle of a job interview

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Whatever

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

hey @kattsdogma.bsky.social me and your gynecologist wish you a very happy birthday 🎉

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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy birthday to the epically great @kattsdogma.bsky.social (not seen here) 🎂 I’ll add blush in post.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ensuring a clean getaway by using my t-shirt canon to fire donuts at the pursuing cops

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A kosher bubble tea shop called "Bubbe's Boba Bistro'

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I want to put a thing on a shelf. I need uppies

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gather ‘round the campfire and let me spin you a yarn, kids. Much like St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland, we celebrate the autumnal equinox here to honour the day that, legend has it, Don Henley drove the boys back out of town

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Driving in circles to go through the Easy Pass lane to feel accepted by something.

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Shout out to everyone out there fact-checking jokes. You are the true heroes.

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ok, break’s over. back to crime, everyone!

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to make this any less complicated

A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In the 80s, you could find a decent love shack within 15 miles of your home. Nowadays, you have travel well over an hour to get to some soulless corporate fuck palace smdh

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/09/2026

pizza: extra strength formula

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Resident Evil is great because Out-of-State Evil is much more expensive.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got my ass kicked trying to break up a skirmish down at the convent with my flute music. Never bring a fife to a nun fight

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Let's get biblical, biblical *unleashes the frogs upon your first borns*

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I had a dental appointment today where the dentist didn't do a weary sigh and that is a fucking win, you bastards.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Told the 4yo about The Boy Who Cried Wolf and he said, “correlation is not causation”

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In this house we practice kindness and ritual sacrifice.

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