Reposted by Lapis.liyaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13hOh you've never been in a drug deal gone bad, how cute 711336
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 16hHelp I ordered a chocolate croissant and now I'm in a powdered sugar situation 5317
Reposted by Lapis.liyaTom Compton @tomcomptonmusic.bsky.social · 16hEminem and Kid Rock release track, "Ivory & Ivory". 13511
Reposted by Lapis.liyaRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 02/10/2026The last thing that genuinely impressed you: 442
Reposted by Lapis.liyaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026People make fun of old science fiction movies but before we landed there it was pretty logical to assume the moon had women in miniskirts 2977572
Reposted by Lapis.liyaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We’ve built a bridge! 1041886140
Reposted by Lapis.liyaCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces 418072
Reposted by Lapis.liyaIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14480331972
Reposted by Lapis.liyacageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MeToo 2: The Scouring of the Frats 0311
Reposted by Lapis.liyaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I was a kid playing Hangman, sometimes I would guess wrong just to hang him 1110832
Reposted by Lapis.liyaCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026More than 8 billion people on the planet and I wind up getting stuck with me. 16429
Reposted by Lapis.liyaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code 1733185
Reposted by Lapis.liyathe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161861291
Reposted by Lapis.liyakorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me. 214363
Reposted by Lapis.liyaAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Back in my day we didn't have essential oils because we knew what the word "essential" meant. 23515
Reposted by Lapis.liyaniraliberalism @niral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What transhumanists want to do with computers, advancing the species by melding with machine, gerbils did long ago with hang gliders. 1207
Reposted by Lapis.liya(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 26/09/2026yea, the boys 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 back in town but they left when they heard you were coming 720361
Reposted by Lapis.liyaAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What happens in quantum entanglement, also happens in quantum entanglement. 32913
Reposted by Lapis.liyaRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026is klingon food gluten free 1116716
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Reposted by Lapis.liyaSkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Monday, Part II: The Tuesdaying 25727
Reposted by Lapis.liyaBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026despite what my D.A.R.E. officer said, getting high is fun 39427
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New PSA says we don't have to clean anymore scitechdaily.com/your-favorit...scitechdaily.comYour Favorite Scented Cleaner Could Be Filling the Air With Invisible Pollution 1112
Reposted by Lapis.liyaWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Of course I drink a lot of booze. The dinosaurs did not, and how’d it work out for them? 1217
Reposted by Lapis.liyaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm not lazy, just avoiding all present action that could trigger possible time traveling paradoxes in the future 310240
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm always so smug at the time when I think I'm definitely gonna remember that one movie I wanted to watch 1218
Reposted by Lapis.liyaPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm doing some soul searching today and...oh no wait, found it under the cushions. 24219
Reposted by Lapis.liyaTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868732178
Reposted by Lapis.liyasnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026okay ha ha very funny which one of you rearranged my skull pile 03418
Reposted by Lapis.liyaElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76869821132
Reposted by Lapis.liyaSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A meat-based pasta sauce made from horse meat called Bowl o’ Neighs 1111943
Reposted by Lapis.liyaBoochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Donatello" is Italian for "keep your mouth shut" 37522
Reposted by Lapis.liyaFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You’re telling me a moth manned these prophecies? 2384
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New devil flower just dropped scitechdaily.com/this-newly-d...scitechdaily.comThis Newly Discovered Flower Looks Like a Tiny DemonResearchers have identified a new plant species in western Thailand whose unusual appearance inspired the dramatic name Thismia daemona, or the “devil flower.” 1124
Reposted by Lapis.liyaAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours 521563
Reposted by Lapis.liyaheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026only way to sleep in a sketchy motel is to blast Forensic Files 1339
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Thinking about what the voiceover guy from "Homestead Rescues" life is like 182
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