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Got into a fight with my taste buds now they’re my taste rivals.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 3h

my new favorite Dad Bit™️ is giving bebé a tiny shoulder rub and saying things like “you’ve had a hard day” and “you’re carrying a lot of tension up here”

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 1h

please don’t use mothballs, they are the illegally harvested testicles of mothmen which everyone knows are on the endangered cryptids list

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10h

I need to stop watching the news, it’s a bad joke.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

It's not that you're not enough. Some people just need too much.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 2h

I had to sacrifice a lot to become high priest.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1h

what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1h

Nightmare Before Christmas version of Cinderella where giant wasps help her get dressed

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve counted six birthdays on Bluesky today and only five of them aren’t mine.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

All of my secret family recipes I keep in a journal I call my Meatball Manifesto.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 16h

Opening a daycare as a front for my Fight Club for babies.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/08/2025

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Sometimes you just need to sit down and have a good, long talk with yourself. You may be surprised by what you learn.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 5h

Sometimes the best part of a rollercoaster is the end.

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 3h

selects blatantly wrong answers to those yt science/nature quizzes that circulate to hurt the brains of nerds bc evil

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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So glad it’s open season for biting. Who’s first?

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14h

try to bloom despite the dirt you were planted in

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

boops your nose after sex

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 4h

your couth is uncouth please recouth

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 23h

I left work at 4:20 I'm celebrating after work with 4:20 Time travel made possible by 4:20

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

i was just out among people and i 100% do not recommend

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13h

court-ordered dance off

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h

This is wrestling 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Putting leaves next to the toilet paper so guests have a choice.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

We are the product that created itself, and these idiots are going to fumble it.

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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My favorite part of Mondays are when they end

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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder if Medusa’s friends ever felt taken for granite

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 18h

BABY WE WERE BORN TO PUN

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you are dumb and like to remind everyone that you are dumb

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The feminine urge to burn it all the fucking ground

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 4h

It's the annual Julie migration season.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 4h

*cares about the opinions of sheep*

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 5h

I'm not mad you didn't get the reference, just disappointed.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 6h

a reading level above my pay grade

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The feminine urge to wear floral skirts and solve murders in a fictional seaside town with an alarmingly high crime rate.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23h

I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 17h

In order to become a shape shifter, you need a degree from reform school.

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 13h

Have some pretty stuff for your face

A landscape view of rolling hills and trees and a dark and ominous sky

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The nice thing about being possessed is somebody finally has a plan for me.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 10h

Crazy how everybody stops bothering you at work, if you just wear a big red bow on your tall green hat

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 7h

i know cruelty does not equal honesty. delete what they taught you. i checked my junk folder still no word. i’m sorry about your heart.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*seductively sliding a pair of plastic vampire teeth into my mouth* hey sthexy

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

I don’t understand this obsession with gutters. We never had gutters and the cold water dripping down the back of our necks while we wrestled with skeleton keys in the lock only added to our joie de vivre

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

'Night Moves' by Bob Seger but it's just me waking up every two hours to take a leak

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