DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Remember when AOL mailed the internet to your house on a 3D version of the save icon? 000
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You’re telling me a chicken noodled this soup? 010
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 23/09/2026S-S-SCREW YOU! I ONLY PLAY DOUBLE GAMES! I'm grinding magic on Final Fantasy II Pixel Remaster in the background while playing Slay the Spire. 131
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sex with a condom also feels way better than no sex! 010
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026covid and flu vaccines obtained. thank you science! 020
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Adobe Acrobat Reader just completely refused to open anything. After attempting to fix it (AKA uninstall and reinstall) and trying to find a free pdf editor online (which only found scads of pages claiming to be free until it was time to download and then it was "just kidding! that'll be 6-50 USD) 100
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Whisky lemonade with vanilla syrup and London fog concentrate it’s p good  010
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026men will literally build a multiverse-jumping device and ruin their double's lives instead of going to therapy #darkmatter 000
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saw a post about a dog going into surgery 12 hours ago. Checked their profile to see if there was an update (or pupdate, if you will) and there was. I then saw they were posting AI images so I unliked the posts and blocked them. 010
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I beat Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster. Fuck, that last fight was sooo hard! It didn't help that I forgot to buy most of the level 8 spells. Used up all my elixirs and x-potions, as well as several other rare items. The ending was lame though. 100
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I can’t imagine watching all of Naruto Shippuden and still wanting to write a song about any part of it. That final 1/3 was a slog and the last stretch of eps pissed me off so much that I wish I’d never tried to finish the series. Good song, tho. open.spotify.com/track/2eXcY4... 010
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Got my first author scam email! In rarified company with such as AJ Jacobs! 000
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thank fuck I found this. bsky.app/profile/did:... 010
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me dogpiling: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me getting dogpiled: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 030
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 02/09/2026why can't i redeem microsoft rewards for amazon gift cards? fucking microshaft 000
DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i avoid getting my jokes stolen by not writing good ones 031
