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James Damron

@runswindows95.bsky.social
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2bu…

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 8h
as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 11h
We need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10h
My therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever."
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 7h
My wife comes into the bathroom with me in the shower: Her: Babe, you've been in there for 20 minutes. Whatcha doin? Me: Work shopping a skeet on Bluesky. Her: Quit staring at your butthole and come watch television.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little Bananarama would cure me.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 7h
My GPA was too low for Clown College.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8h
Bruh! You don’t even listen to phil Collins. Are you even feeling it come in the air tonight?!
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 8h
Mentally I'm here:
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Napoleon Dynamite Grating Cheese for Nachos
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite Grating Cheese for Nachos
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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 8h
I’ll write poems about you tho
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 9h
God forbid a theoretical slut gets thirsty.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 9h
Day is done! Pajamas, here I come!
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 8h
I cannot be held responsible for how I behave when “She Sells Sanctuary“ begins to play
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 8h
ME (not a fool): i think the baby is asleep, i’ll put her down now BABY: you fool ME (a fool): ah beans
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026
uncanny valley ranch
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 8h
dramatically flopping onto the couch, floor and bed, trying to ‘30s actress my way out of this ‘tude
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 8h
I feel like I'm watching Saturday morning fartoons 🧵🏆👑 Congratulations @kellyle.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 8h
If I ever seem stand-offish about making plans, this is my deal 💕 #Migraine #ChronicIllness 
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 11h
Something more light-hearted: my mother, who is on Bluesky, told me she saw the thousands of posts talking about PAC. She asked me a bunch of thoughtful questions about the man and about the show tonight. Mind you, she's never watched pro wrestling. Ever. She's watching tonight. #AEW
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ChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️🎃🍁 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 9h
Pepperoni & baseball tonight
A rectangular pepperoni pizza, Sun of Italy Italian spice mix, Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest can of beer & a rice krispy square
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 9h
Mentally I'm here:
Floyd stretched out on my lap and a cushion and spying on the neighbours
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h
Agnes Skinner from the Simpsons pointing angrily and saying "eat your candy corn!"
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 9h
I don't want to alarm anyone but SPOOKY LAKE MONTH STARTS TOMORROW
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10h
(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9h
When I was a toddler my mother would feed us kids those Vienna sausages. It wasn’t until I became a mother that I figured out she was trying to kill us.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9h
Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 10h
the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet
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✨🌊 s e a 🦇 w i t c h✨ @infiniteishq.bsky.social · 9h
Turn signals are merely a suggestion here.
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Harley Davidson 🏳️‍⚧️ @queenofmars.space · 9h
Read someone saying that they liked AI generated text, they even called it a book lol
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Mr. T as Clubber Lang: I Pity The Fool
Alt: Mr. T as Clubber Lang: I Pity The Fool
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Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 9h
I'm sorry, folks. Also, not sorry.
youtu.be
TOOL - Forty Six & 2 (Official Audio)
YouTube video by TOOLVEVO
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 9h
If the pictures of food in your menu are fake, I get to pay you in fake money. Those are the rules.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10h
Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 9h
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social this whole thread sings to us all. 😂😂😂🏆🏆🏆
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I was really betting on that asteroid
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9h
Life seemed easier when we could put all of the food groups into one Jell-O mold
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 11h
The Farts Of Life
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine getting conquested by Norman.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10h
drink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9h
Everything I know about relationships I learned from Phil Collins
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M @midnightineden.bsky.social · 9h
My cookies bring all the ghouls to the cemetery.
Levain recipe, black and white chocolate chip cookies. Made with fancy ass French valrhona cocoa.
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🏳️‍🌈 Kimberly L Piper Writes Queer Shit 🏳️‍🌈 @klpwrites.bsky.social · 9h
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Jan Hammer - Crockett's Theme (Miami Vice)
YouTube video by Miami Vice
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windows vista babygirl @fuckschumer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i'm the burger king. you're the burger nobody
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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 11h
I found my reset button today please clap
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 10h
youtu.be/zCTJmXrgsFg?...
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TOP GUN ANTHEM
YouTube video by luantejada
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 10h
I’m saving all your worst skeets for blackmail purposes.
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Paranormal Pandy 🦇 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15h
Can you believe my sweet girl is 14 and is still healthy and active? Awwww
My kitty pixie
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 10h
I only want to hear good things about writing utensils tonight
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10h
Take a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 10h
A brunette whose carpet does not match the drapes, call her sister golden hair surprise
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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 10h
them: there are other fish in the sea me: but I don’t want to fuck a fish
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