Reposted by James DamronGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 8has i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch 1117059
Reposted by James DamronJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 11hWe need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause. 37330
Reposted by James DamronCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10hMy therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever." 14318
Reposted by James DamronJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 7hMy wife comes into the bathroom with me in the shower: Her: Babe, you've been in there for 20 minutes. Whatcha doin? Me: Work shopping a skeet on Bluesky. Her: Quit staring at your butthole and come watch television. 2188
Reposted by James DamronTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A little Bananarama would cure me. 4205
Reposted by James DamronStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 7hMy GPA was too low for Clown College. 1145
Reposted by James DamronTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8hBruh! You don’t even listen to phil Collins. Are you even feeling it come in the air tonight?! 118421
Reposted by James DamronBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 8hMentally I'm here:static.klipy.comNapoleon Dynamite Grating Cheese for NachosAlt: Napoleon Dynamite Grating Cheese for Nachos 0134
Reposted by James Damronsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality 313740
Reposted by James DamronPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 9hGod forbid a theoretical slut gets thirsty. 12210
Reposted by James DamronCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 9hDay is done! Pajamas, here I come! 2455
Reposted by James DamronFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 8hI cannot be held responsible for how I behave when “She Sells Sanctuary“ begins to play 1197
Reposted by James DamronfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 8hME (not a fool): i think the baby is asleep, i’ll put her down now BABY: you fool ME (a fool): ah beans 46013
Reposted by James DamronfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026uncanny valley ranch 1534286
Reposted by James DamronReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 8hdramatically flopping onto the couch, floor and bed, trying to ‘30s actress my way out of this ‘tude 67717
Reposted by James DamronShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 8hI feel like I'm watching Saturday morning fartoons 🧵🏆👑 Congratulations @kellyle.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social 141
Reposted by James DamronHolly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 8hIf I ever seem stand-offish about making plans, this is my deal 💕 #Migraine #ChronicIllness  271
Reposted by James DamronJust Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 11hSomething more light-hearted: my mother, who is on Bluesky, told me she saw the thousands of posts talking about PAC. She asked me a bunch of thoughtful questions about the man and about the show tonight. Mind you, she's never watched pro wrestling. Ever. She's watching tonight. #AEW 1413518
Reposted by James DamronChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️🎃🍁 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 9hPepperoni & baseball tonight 5426
Reposted by James DamronMiss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 9hI don't want to alarm anyone but SPOOKY LAKE MONTH STARTS TOMORROW 1205
Reposted by James DamronJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10h(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune 1928722
Reposted by James DamronFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9hWhen I was a toddler my mother would feed us kids those Vienna sausages. It wasn’t until I became a mother that I figured out she was trying to kill us. 3156
Reposted by James Damronchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9hScreaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood. 38838
Reposted by James Damronflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 10hthe sexual charisma of a ketchup packet 57420
Reposted by James Damron✨🌊 s e a 🦇 w i t c h✨ @infiniteishq.bsky.social · 9hTurn signals are merely a suggestion here. 2154
Reposted by James DamronHarley Davidson 🏳️⚧️ @queenofmars.space · 9hRead someone saying that they liked AI generated text, they even called it a book lolstatic.klipy.comMr. T as Clubber Lang: I Pity The FoolAlt: Mr. T as Clubber Lang: I Pity The Fool 052
Reposted by James DamronChicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 9hI'm sorry, folks. Also, not sorry.youtu.beTOOL - Forty Six & 2 (Official Audio)YouTube video by TOOLVEVO 2153
Reposted by James DamronJ¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 9hIf the pictures of food in your menu are fake, I get to pay you in fake money. Those are the rules. 22711
Reposted by James DamronJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10hNever underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch 410634
Reposted by James DamronJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 9h@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social this whole thread sings to us all. 😂😂😂🏆🏆🏆 2152
Reposted by James DamronFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I was really betting on that asteroid 14215
Reposted by James DamronFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9hLife seemed easier when we could put all of the food groups into one Jell-O mold 23313
Reposted by James DamronJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 11hImagine getting conquested by Norman. 34124
Reposted by James DamronCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10hdrink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times 87825
Reposted by James DamronFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9hEverything I know about relationships I learned from Phil Collins 3319
Reposted by James DamronM @midnightineden.bsky.social · 9hMy cookies bring all the ghouls to the cemetery. 182
Reposted by James Damron🏳️🌈 Kimberly L Piper Writes Queer Shit 🏳️🌈 @klpwrites.bsky.social · 9hyoutu.be/Lfgf9HatIHIyoutu.beJan Hammer - Crockett's Theme (Miami Vice)YouTube video by Miami Vice 172
Reposted by James Damronwindows vista babygirl @fuckschumer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i'm the burger king. you're the burger nobody 043
Reposted by James DamronSidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 11hI found my reset button today please clap 4549
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 10hyoutu.be/zCTJmXrgsFg?...youtu.beTOP GUN ANTHEMYouTube video by luantejada 151
Reposted by James DamronCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 10hI’m saving all your worst skeets for blackmail purposes. 1710328
Reposted by James DamronParanormal Pandy 🦇 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15hCan you believe my sweet girl is 14 and is still healthy and active? Awwww 5627
Reposted by James Damron🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 10hI only want to hear good things about writing utensils tonight 032
Reposted by James DamronKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10hTake a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted 210648
Reposted by James DamronFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 10hA brunette whose carpet does not match the drapes, call her sister golden hair surprise 22211
Reposted by James Damron👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 10hthem: there are other fish in the sea me: but I don’t want to fuck a fish 1256