Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026unclear if I should be posting more or less 53917
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they should invent a trail mix i can buy that doesn't have almonds in it 000
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a type of guy i had theorized to exist but had not yet observed online turns out to exist. another w for my theory of types of guy 000
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if they didn't want me to huff 3d printer fumes they shouldn't have made them so hypnotic to watch 020
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 26/09/2026thinking a lot about people are taking the ai maniacs seriously when they're both saying ai will kill everyone AND that we should definitely put data centers in space where we couldn't physically interfere with the killing of everyone 000
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they should invent a business trip i don't have to go on 140
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 24/09/2026mfw i'm writing to my senator because they said something i didn't likestatic.klipy.comFire WritingAlt: the gif of the guy writing on paper with a pen and the paper bursts into flame 000
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)Flannel, Steady Diet of @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 2303
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 24/09/2026took my phone case off to clean it and using my phone while the case is off feels like interacting with a fragile baby bird 000
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 24/09/2026are we still supposed to be mad at REI? i bought some stuff from them that was their own brand before i learned they were messing with their union and now i would like to buy more but i can't tell if they're doing better now 000
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)slime and goop @snakeroot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Basically the key is to notice things that make you say ‘wow’ and say ‘wow’ 2708
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i have made a terrible mistake (looked at my youtube recommended) 010
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not to serious post a shitpost but like, if god is all powerful then they could create a world in which it is possible for us to have complete free will and also where we will never use it to sin and they chose not to. doesn't seem like a very loving god who is worthy of worship thing to do, to me 010
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 22/09/2026call me incurious but it's incredible the amount of fucked up stuff people say they've seen online that i avoided through my complex system: 1. see a link that says [extremely fucked up stuff] 2. do not click that link 000
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 22/09/2026heavy is the butthole that bears the 1 ply 000
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hmmmm arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...arstechnica.comRepublican bill would order ISPs, DNS providers, and VPNs to block piracy sitesBill would help rightsholders obtain court orders to block foreign piracy sites. 010
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 21/09/2026recently read The Contagion of Liberty, about smallpox inoculation in revolutionary America. people who don't like vaccines don't remember that for smallpox, the founding fathers would have expected the town to build a fence around your home and post guards if you had it. that was liberty to them! 142
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 21/09/2026medium mad that some music that i would love to purchase does not appear to have that option 010
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i love when i'm reading Wikipedia, it tells me that something is called by names i've never heard of, and then there's a parenthetical to tell me that those names are, in fact, partly ethnic slurs 021
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 20/09/2026they should invent jeans that still fit after you eat dinner 021
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"i'm a lego person with blue eyes, goddammit" - my wife 000
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i am a big strong tough guy, and i am making it illegal to assert otherwise btw 011
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)dan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/09/2026guy who’s really bad at spoonerisms: more like Mitch McConnell lmao 4432
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I finally sat down and wrote an email to the Talarico campaign. Doing nothing felt untenable. I encourage other decent Texans to communicate their disappointment. If this can help you get started, feel free to use anything that works for you 311671373
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 14/09/2026robe maxxing. Arthur Dent pilled. comfy core. chillmogging 021
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 11/09/2026can't allow my weather app to notify me in the event of severe weather because it will abuse this ability to display a continuous weather notification for the wrong location. another regular weather radio W 010
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if you can't fix it by gargling salt water or applying a warm compress, then there might be something really wrong 021
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)Flannel, Steady Diet of @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Furthermore, the supplement industry delenda est 0142
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"what if a stunningly beautiful woman was also a massive shithead" - the universe making my wife 010
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I had a series of strong cocktails tonight so maybe it the booze talking, but even though times are hard, we are all making it through to the other side. We are going to win. I love you all and I’m proud of you. Never stop fighting. 514720
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 10/09/2026one thing i love about the internet is that behind every music video is another good music video 011
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 09/09/2026stuff like this is why i am mad at """ai""" as a political project first and foremost. tying the ability to do violence to being able to get a lot of people invested in the effort is good for both preventing violence and for ensuring that societies structure themselves for equality... 101
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 08/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYC-...youtube.comImproving Myself // Jazz EmuYouTube video by Jazz Emu 011
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There are none so frightened or strange in their fear as conquerors. They conjure phantoms endlessly, terrified that their victims will someday do back what was done to them, even if in truth their victims couldn't care less about such pettiness and have moved on... 121
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 08/09/2026call me a ceo the way i got my executive function 021
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 06/09/2026if you had actually said what i misheard, my response would have been REALLY funny 021
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 05/09/2026just took the longest one and the best i can say is that i did one summer internship in an adjacent state 021
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 05/09/2026taking progressively longer versions of the dialect quiz and having it suggest different places i've never lived 050
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 05/09/2026real talk though, i think about the implications of omnipotence far too often. like wdym there's sin in the world so we could have free will. an omnipotent god could construct a world in which we have perfect free will and simply never choose to sin. impossible you say? then what IS OMNIPOTENCE??? 011
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026an avocado whose husband died 1213
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 04/09/2026using my resting bitch face for good (staring down drivers who encroach on the crosswalk) 031
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i cannot recommend buying a bunch of tiny rubber feet enough 010
Reposted by Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you were three short men in a trench-coat you’d be multidudes. 1172
Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social · 03/09/2026if you draw a venn diagram for "computers that are good" and "computers that are capable of playing all video streaming services" you would have two separate circles. not even particularly close together tbh 000