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Marjorie James Keenan

@unenthusiast.com
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enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 1h
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1h
People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2024
nostalgic for imagined conversations
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 31/05/2025
Apothegary great name for pharmacist
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key @lefttwix.com · 2h
tired: bidet wired: cleANUS
the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and  "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024"  there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2h
warren zevon's final song was recorded a few months before his death as his body was already succumbing to the cancer, and it's a goddamned heartbreaker keep me in your heart for a while
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 5h
if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 8h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 6h
🦤🎶
youtu.be
Dead End Friends
YouTube video by Them Crooked Vultures - Topic
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 6h
DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 7h
I've made a Dr appointment for you since you said you're sick of me
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 7h
why would i need a therapist when i can post tangentially related jokes to a niche microblogging website
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8h
If you see me bombing down the feed reposting, yes I’m pooping.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 9h
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10h
if i send you this, it means im feelin wrong and strong
image of Senator Schmitt of Missouri with a dumbass smirk on his face, full of unearned confidence that's about to come crashing down
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 11h
imagine hating me and i’m just over here singing a song i made up about bean soup
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 10h
They’re sick kickflips, actually
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Elyse Joseph @elysejoseph.bsky.social · 11h
I'll DNF a classic I don't gaf
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 11h
I like Nike, but wait a minute The neighborhood supports, so put some money in it All corporations owe, they gotta give up the dough To my town or else we gotta shut 'em down
close-up of Pope Leo rocking the mic
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16h
Love when an animal beats extinction. Mf said don’t back me into a corner I’ll have fuck my way out of
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h
57 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13h
I'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 13h
Oh, I get it, AI cannot actually make money, so they'll just get the federal government to subsidize them because it's run by gullible rich old people who think it's basically magic
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13h
I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22h
"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 21h
Revenge is a dish best served with mustard, chili and onions no wait that's hotdogs.
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026
I am afraid of a million things I should not be afraid of and totally oblivious to things I should definitely be afraid of
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026
When in doubt, soup.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026
Many have asked, "Marj, how do you do it?" and to them I say, "Dumb luck and random chance."
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GenX should get a prize in our Ibuprofen
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s impossible not to look at the trillions being lit on fire in the name of AI and data centers and realize what is actually being burned is a better world
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Robot Wig @robotwig.com · 28/09/2026
Unfortunately it's the end of another month, I'm trying my absolute best to get back on my feet but nothing has come up as yet. If you can help me out to pay for food and bills I'd really appreciate it🙏Thanks buymeacoffee.com/Robotwig www.paypal.me/StephenBerry www.ko-fi.com/robotwig
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Steve Berry is Miniature Photography
Hey everyone, I'm Steve a self taught photographer based in the UK, I post new creations every single day to social media, I’ve created this page as a form of support for my work, I don't cu...
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
refused to invite count chocula in and now he’s sitting on my porch pouting
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's called sound maybe you've heard of it
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pain is just weakness leaving the body that hurts a lot and is painful and sucks
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tv and movies these days are in serious need of more billy barty
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y’all this is the baseline Loki needs in order to avoid being euthanized. Please boost this as much as possible. I’m a hot mess right now. There is no way I can cover this from my disability and stay housed.
If you have any questions concerning this estimate please do not hesitate
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Charge
Procedure or Dispensed Item
59.00
Exam - Medical Progress I
5.35
Phlebotomy
307.00
Catalyst Profile GHP, CBC

Biomedical Disposal
14.00
Urinalysis with Reflex UPC - IDEXX
120.00
Catheterization - IV Fluid Setup
112.00
Sedation - Feline
181.00
Hospitalization - Routine
276.00
Urethral Catheterization (Obstruction)
355.00
Buprenorphine Injections - Per Day
207.00
Cerenia Injection < 25 Ibs. (Dog or Cat)
68.00
Prazosin 1 mg
33.25
IV Pump
139.50
IV Fluid Therapy
351.00
Digital Xray - Single view
270.00


Total estimate charges...
Created: 09-28-26
$2498.10
It does not include any treatments that may be deemed necessary upon ex included treatments. If there are significant discrepancies between the project will be made to contact you. You are responsible for all fees incurred during t The following is a list of the treatments and/or supplies expected to be require
This estimate is valid until 12-27-26.
e assured that the health of Loki is our highest concern and we will do e Inderstand, too, that your signature below indicates that you have reviewed our signature below does not make you responsible for the charges listed accept and agree to the terms of this estimate for Loki Liô. on 09-28-26
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 28/09/2026
It's like ravens don't even wanna quoth evermore
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Podcasts are actually really useful for making it sound like you're not home alone when the delivery guy brings a shameful amount of takeaway
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chasing orange hues along the central Oregon Coast. 📸: Yachats, Oregon
A color photo of sunsetting over the Pacific Ocean along the Oregon Coast. The sky is cloudy with hints of orange, yellow, and blue, and there are rocks and tide-pools in the foreground.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health.
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever get sick of your own thoughts
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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night’s Harvest Moon over Seattle. The clouds made it feel even more dramatic as it rose above the Space Needle and the Cascades. Also called the Corn Moon, this is the full moon closest to the autumn equinox.
Orange Harvest Moon behind wispy clouds above Seattle’s Space Needle and skyline, with the Cascade Mountains in the background.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 28/09/2026
Weird Al's daughter calls him her oom Pa Pa
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/01/2026
Why'd they call it butt-chugging when they could've called it opiate of the asses
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/08/2025
In Germany, you can buy hosen by the liter
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