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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins

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✝️ Current Reigning Antipope 🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize 🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) 1,398th Most Influential Account he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 Communist, Economist, Stonerist 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 6h
It's almost like she knows what's coming...
bloomberg.com
ECB’s Lagarde Won’t Rule Out Leaving Few Months Before Her Term Ends
Christine Lagarde said she might cut her term as European Central Bank president short before its official end in October 2027.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
The Tamarian from TNG 'Darmok & Jalad' episode
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 2h
lol not likely
aljazeera.com
Pentagon says US troop withdrawal from Iraq is complete
Trump hails completion of 'very expensive excursion into Hell' as US-led coalition anti-ISIL mission ends.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
The thing about the FDIC is that it was undermined fatally in 2023 when SVB's entire deposit base was backstopped. This was on top of an already stressed legitimacy of the FDIC being contingent on there not being a full run. Since '23 everyone is playing as if full deposits are covered by FDIC.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 6h
It's almost like she knows what's coming...
bloomberg.com
ECB’s Lagarde Won’t Rule Out Leaving Few Months Before Her Term Ends
Christine Lagarde said she might cut her term as European Central Bank president short before its official end in October 2027.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really funny but grim that Barak Ravid articles are functionally the same as Jim Cramer's "BUY! BUY! BUY!" & "SELL! SELL! SELL!" buttons.
axios.com
U.S.-Iran talks yield little, raising odds of renewed combat
Neither side has been willing to budge.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
The thing about the FDIC is that it was undermined fatally in 2023 when SVB's entire deposit base was backstopped. This was on top of an already stressed legitimacy of the FDIC being contingent on there not being a full run. Since '23 everyone is playing as if full deposits are covered by FDIC.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
The Tamarian from TNG 'Darmok & Jalad' episode
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
Pouring my cellphone into my pool for Why
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now that we've got 10 min video I figured I'd put it to good use. Here's a 5 part cut up of Robert Newman's 'The History of Oil' (2006) This & Adam Curtis' HyperNormalisation (2016) were the most formative re-orienting pieces for where I am today in regards to understanding Philosophy of History.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
lmao Tony Blair II
bloomberg.com
Burnham Says Iran Likely Involved in UK Airbase Incident
Prime Minister Andy Burnham said the UK government believes the Iranian state was behind a security incident at an airbase that’s used by the US to launch strikes on the country.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
Pouring my cellphone into my pool for Why
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 10h
Human rights lawyer Wolfgang Kaleck represents the family of Patrice Lumumba, the first Congolese prime minister, who was assassinated in a U.S.- and Belgian-backed coup. “The liberal order was also the history of disorder in many parts of the world,” says Kaleck.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
Tweet from Verb Abrams

"Shawn looking like all three Home Improvement sons at once"

Below is a photo uploaded by Rasslin Uploader of Shawn Michaels w. a very confusing bangs set up and a bright yellow high collar
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22h
She's going to be JD Vance's VP
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not licensed by the Bar but even I know Michael Tracey by all accounts could go to prison simply for posting this.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao wait did Edge event the 'Off The Top Nope' spot?
Edge walking away from his opponent calmly mid-attempted top rope drop kick
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 23h
They're not even putting their back into it anymore, huh?
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22h
She's going to be JD Vance's VP
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 23h
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 23h
They're not even putting their back into it anymore, huh?
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Disabled and broke, owe 200 dollars electric bill cuz of summer AC use (heart condition, needed cooler than most) #MutualAid #helpsky #signalboost #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky 💸💕 www.paypal.me/longbongsilver cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi... ko-fi.com/bpsycho
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really funny but grim that Barak Ravid articles are functionally the same as Jim Cramer's "BUY! BUY! BUY!" & "SELL! SELL! SELL!" buttons.
axios.com
U.S.-Iran talks yield little, raising odds of renewed combat
Neither side has been willing to budge.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Campires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

Below is a photo of Idris Alba losing his shit on Hot Ones saying "What the fuck?"
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"eager to prove [insert person/group] was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts." We just call that Podcasting now.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao what the fuck even?
cnbc.com
Trump says he and tech leaders signed AI agreement that is 'morally binding'
The artificial intelligence luncheon comes as calls for a slowdown and regulation reach a fever pitch
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz continues at pace w/ the brainrot.
Taylor Lorenz Tweet: Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!

Quoted Tweet from FactPost: "Palantir founder Peter Thiel: "If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good.""
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since Trump insisted that he have a say in who runs Iran, I think it's only fair that Iran gets a say in who runs The US.
aljazeera.com
Trump administration ‘must be changed’: Iran’s IRGC appeals to US voters
Iran's military has issued an open letter accusing Trump of lying to US citizens about the state of the ongoing war.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's hard not to like China when they do shit like this lol
bloomberg.com
China’s Tax Grab Squeezes Rich Elite Harder Than Ever
Hefty bills, vague calculations and squads targeting individual billionaires are rattling the country’s wealthy.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm once again thinking about Waterloo, where the Vampires hang out.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's hard not to like China when they do shit like this lol
bloomberg.com
China’s Tax Grab Squeezes Rich Elite Harder Than Ever
Hefty bills, vague calculations and squads targeting individual billionaires are rattling the country’s wealthy.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Campires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

Below is a photo of Idris Alba losing his shit on Hot Ones saying "What the fuck?"
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Superman (2025) scene where he's losing his cool

Post from @pastapilled

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not licensed by the Bar but even I know Michael Tracey by all accounts could go to prison simply for posting this.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Liberals, for the Millionth Time, prove they have not even looked up Communism in Webster's... Nevermind actually read about it.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh so telling *us* to enjoy concentration camps is okay, just not cis people. Cool. The double standard applied to trans people is such bullshit. There are whole industries for hating us. They hate us as their hobby. They hate us recreationally. #freethebugs
rachel❌kendra [LBBY],  — 1:26 AM
got banned in solidarity with bugs lmao
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so NOW it's not ok to say "enjoy the camps" HMMMMMM.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete Crow Armstrong doesn't believe Babe Ruth existed. Young White People in the USA that are groomed exclusively for Aesthetic and/or Athletic Promise are by rule almost always the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well its not like we had any sort of existential questions about our Economic position in 2002... *opens DotCom Bubble Wiki* Oh no... *opens 9/11 Wiki* Oh no! *opens China & The World Trade Organisation Wiki* Oh dear God, NO!
bloomberg.com
US 30-Year Treasury Yield Rises to Highest Level Since 2002
Yields on the US Treasury’s longest-dated bond rose for a sixth straight day, crossing another key threshold amid a deepening selloff across global debt markets.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1 Week Later: Nvidia literally debuts 'The Rock That Keeps Tigers Away'
apnews.com
Nvidia unveils security platform to stop AI agents from going rogue after new, troubling incidents
The company said that its Open Agent Safety Platform includes software that sets boundaries for AI agents.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol good luck
bloomberg.com
Burnham Vows to Explore Options to Strengthen UK-EU Relationship
Prime Minister Andy Burnham opened the door to rejoining the European Union after the UK’s next general election, as he vowed to set out options for a new relationship with the bloc.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No lies detected.
aljazeera.com
Top Iranian official says ‘US will inevitably leave this region’
Head of the National Security Commission of the Iranian parliament Ebrahim Azizi says Israel's 'days are numbered'.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well its not like we had any sort of existential questions about our Economic position in 2002... *opens DotCom Bubble Wiki* Oh no... *opens 9/11 Wiki* Oh no! *opens China & The World Trade Organisation Wiki* Oh dear God, NO!
bloomberg.com
US 30-Year Treasury Yield Rises to Highest Level Since 2002
Yields on the US Treasury’s longest-dated bond rose for a sixth straight day, crossing another key threshold amid a deepening selloff across global debt markets.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao wait did Edge event the 'Off The Top Nope' spot?
Edge walking away from his opponent calmly mid-attempted top rope drop kick
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
via Dave Stelzer of Simpson's Bortposting FB Group.
Morn & Quark are imposed over Homer and Moe respectively

Quark says to Morn: Once you 160,000,000 kilometers out from Bahor, there's no laws at all. That's where we held the Sisko-Q Fight.

Below is the poster for Tatum vs Secretariat but Sisko and Q have been photoshopped over.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Liberals, for the Millionth Time, prove they have not even looked up Communism in Webster's... Nevermind actually read about it.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're still fucking trying lmao
bbc.com
RAF Fairford incident involves 'foreign actor', says Rubio
In a television interview the US secretary of state mentioned Iran, which has denied any involvement.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta Muse (OpenClaw revisited) is going exactly how you'd expect.
matt.j.robb tweet

"So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild."
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The chipmaker, which previously invested in World Labs, said it’s paying for the startup in stock." Every acquisition is just creating another layer of stock participants exposed to an artificially high price that locks them into the cycle as perma-holds
cnbc.com
AMD acquiring Fei-Fei Li's World Labs AI firm in deal worth $8.2 billion
AMD previously invested in World Labs before the acquisition, which is the chipmaker's second biggest on record.
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was just joking with the cinnamon roll thing cuz of the cat, but I could use dinner tonight. I'll be good to cook tomorrow. #MutualAid #helpsky 💸💕 www.paypal.me/longbongsilver cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
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