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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻

@seanyboi29.myatproto.social
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No, I'm fine. I said I'm FINE ok, let's just go haunt whatever you want to haunt he/him/dude/pops/ghost

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 5h
The elites lost their minds because they were faced with the reality that we see them as nothing more than useless, petulant toddlers. That not only weren't they the smartest in the room, but that everyone would prefer they weren't in the room at all. So we could get **** done or have a good time.
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 15h
on the playground in the early 90s, the ultimate "bad word" we called each other was commie even tho we didn't know what communist actually meant. fast forward to the first time we learned communism's definition and i immediately went "wait why is that bad?" while everyone else booed relentlessly
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 15h
surprisingly, this skeet is not about @mementomorty.bsky.social
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17h
Shaq meme

giving money to the players who won the NBA championship for the 
team I own that is worth 12 billion dollars: i sleep


giving money to the  Republican candidate  destined to get 38% of the vote in the NY governor’s race: real shit
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 17h
no treats, all tricks can i offer you a nice alternative in these trying times join.dsausa.org
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 18h
to all the haters, detractors, complainers, and assholes who decried this program (most of which don't even fucking live here), it brings me great pleasure to relay this message with my whole chest: get fucked
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
America if the news covered it like those countries Over There
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
fantastic
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
/to the tune of 12 days of Christmas Two fu-gi-tives And wo-man who wasn't his wife
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
great article. a little bloated, out of its 6 parts it may have been able to succinctly get the point across with just 2 & 3. but excellent nonetheless
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
Meanwhile, the world's richest and most vocal white supremacist, who was given direct control of the government to shape it in his vision, is doing this.
reuters.com
Musk has spent $366 million to help Republicans retain control of Congress
Elon Musk has spent roughly $366 million on the 2026 midterm elections so far, $276 million just since July, trying to help Republicans retain control of ​Congress, even as Democrats' chances of retak...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
birb
roasted chicken with parsley & sage all over itroasted chicken with parsley & sage all over it
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
this is why @bencollins.bsky.social is a gadrillionaire, the @theonion.com paper is the best
pic of an article from the onion physical newspaper, headline of "AIPAC Spends $4.3 Million In Lincoln Middle School Class President Race"
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
big win at one of the little free library nooks around the neighborhood!! i will have to refill it with several books to repay the incredible luck
holding Night Watch by Terry Pratchett in front of a bookshelf
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Make a band/musician meaty Wet Leg of Lamb
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Make a band/musician meaty Talking Head Cheese
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Make a band/musician meaty Queens of the Dry Aged Ribeye
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Make a band/musician meaty Kendrick Lambchop
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
at what point do you start tracing back the prompt logs to identify the human in the chain and start charging them with crimes like oh idk making knowingly false police reports
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s mad our country is run by crooks and murderers and so am I. I’m no longer interested in negotiating with these people and neither is he.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
FUCK ICE! & stay safe friends comic by artist @benjinate.bsky.social
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
enhance... enhance... enhance
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
FUCK ICE! & stay safe friends comic
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
Modest Mouse ah shit
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
excellent postgame writing. also: infuriating. www.nytimes.com/athletic/767...
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 07/10/2026
This is every tech bro ever 🤣🤣
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shouldn't the Democrats have something like an Elon Donations Tracker posted on all of their websites and social media? Make this SALIENT? Might it make sense to point out repeatedly that he is a white supremacist and ask the public why he would be backing the GOP?
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
let's fucking go
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
thankfully deleting ig was easy for me (i made an account for wedding vendor research & that's all i used it for), but as an elder millennial deleting facebook was hard. literal decades of info/photos/connections that used to mean a lot. but it's now net harmful & terrible, so it had to go
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Lisan Al Gai-Skeet @tcrimson05t.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah but we DID move. We literally started using Facebook less & less around 2011. Mark Zuckerberg freaked out about losing the 18 to 35 crowd & so he bought Instagram. Then WhatsApp. THAT was the problem. We can hop platforms all the live long day but as long as companies are allowed to eat....
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Rudy Fraser @rude1.blacksky.team · 06/10/2026
The billionaires (and trillionaire) and their platforms Gotta Go. Don’t even care how they Go now, but they gotta Go.
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
crying in the club. there are not enough warnings to properly warn you
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
excellent short film, highly recommend!
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 04/10/2026
yeah, let's go ahead and do that. we'll do the hard part tomorrow shirt drop shirt drop shirt drop
artbymox.shop
sixth stop tee
All of our items are listed with a Voluntary Profit Model . Listed prices are the minimum manufacturing cost, because we truly believe money should never stand between someone and something that can m...
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
this is really fucking hard, but here we go
my top 9 albums: 
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
DAMN by Kendrick
Jagged Little Pill by Alanis
Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Sometimes I Might Be Introvert by Little Simz
the MTV Unplugged concert by Nirvana (that felt like cheating, oh well)
Anarchy by Chumbawamba (which is the least popular pick vs everyone else's choices apparently lol)
Heaux Tales by Jazmine Sullivan
Diaspora Problems by Soul Glo
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
*scHoolboy q voice* BIG BODY
van advertising its business called Big Bins
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
you know when you get the same tj's cashier a few times & feel like you're familiar enough so when you see them outside the store you smile & give a nod, only to receive a look of confusion back, & realize they see 100s of you every day vs you see 10 cashiers once a week so it ain't the same yeah
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
The Return of The Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers episode of south park is genuinely a perfect tv episode (i don't even want to give them flowers but they absolutely struck gold with this one)
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

survival is an act of resistance

With a doodle of an elephant against a pride flag
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 30/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads "cops aren't your friends"

With a doodle of an elephant
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Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
new blaine list just dropped! i repeat, NEW BLAINE LIST JUST DROPPED GODDAMNIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them.
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