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Evie Nyx

@evienyx7.bsky.social
1.6K followers 644 following 3K posts

30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.

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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 20h
Fall is for the sluts™️
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 8h
Will whoever is performing human sacrifices to the sun, can you please stop? I just want some good fall weather rn
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17h
I'm not saying this giant tarantula plushie will solve all of my problems but I am much happier now than I was before
Me holding a giant stuffed tarantula Me holding a giant stuffed tarantula
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 21h
New PFP 💜
Me in space buns, red lipstick and a green top
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 23h
Space Buns for my Space Bun 💜
Me with space buns and red lipstick Me with space buns
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dipping myself into a vat of glitter so I can be someone's special shiny thing
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026
Did you know you can just take other people's NGLs and pretend they were for you? 1. Awww thank you!
NGL: You are absolutely beautiful
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Which one of you lost their plug??
Man holding what looks like a very large buttplug
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1st, it’s time 🖤🧛🏻‍♀️
Vampirella getting ready to get out of her coffin, stretching her arms and yawning like she just woke up. There’s a candle burning and bats above her in the crypt.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The feminine urge to travel back in time just to give a T-Rex a high five
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm wanting to read more short stories and such to share here. Would anyone have any recommendations for a good microphone that I can invest in?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Answering text and emails from here on out using only wingdings to seem more mysterious
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your late 30s on, you no longer have time or energy for subtleties, just tell me directly if you think we should touch each other's butts
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your late 30s on, you no longer have time or energy for subtleties, just tell me directly if you think we should touch each other's butts
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🐉 Witchy Poo✨ @enterdumbnamehere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely fucking not!
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They brought back the witches!!!
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Adélie penguins literally waddle across Antarctica to find the perfect pebble for their soulmate, but thanks for putting your dirty bowl in the dishwasher.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, there is a LOT going on here
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you get a text from a friend that has you like this
Disappointed Jesus looking at cell phone meme
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have you ever been tempted to booty call someone not because you were dying for booty but because you were already comfy when you noticed you forgot to grab your ice cream out of the freezer?
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🔪Dial J For Janky🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 29/09/2026
*chef's kiss*
mub scamp @altaudge.bsky.so... 20d

i'm really nice but i'm also a bitch

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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsk... 41m

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Sorry... sorry...

mud scamp

fuck you
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wut
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Throwing my venmo code up and starting this new thing called reverse stripping. Y'all tip me to keep putting more and more layers on until I look like I'm headed into the Tundra.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[checks your media tab to see if you're still hot]
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No. I'm trying to pick up the pieces of my vagina and move on, but it's truly difficult.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me after two and a half hours of unsuccessfully trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This new haircut is like an onion. It has layers
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You should block this account: bsky.app/profile/jame... He pesters women (including me) in DMs and then posts angrily about them not giving him "content," and how "fake ass bitches and sluts don't wanna give content." More disturbingly, he messaged a woman asking her if she fucks her dad. Ugh.
bsky.app
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026
bedazzled purse lint that says throw that ass in the direction of your dreams
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting my hair done tomorrow. Told my hairdresser she gets to have fun and do whatever. I'll be sure to report back to the class with the results.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ilu ❤️
I hope I am not only a friend to you but also a harbinger of doom
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am aware that this looks like a cookie sheet full of ranch, but I made key lime shortbread bars.
Key lime bars in a tray. Sort of looks like a tray full of ranch
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chicken drums that I cooked on top of pork sausage stuffing and homemade mac and cheese. Because sometimes I like to cook and eat like a lil Southern lady
Plate of chicken drum, mac and cheese and stuffing. All homemade
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the smoothest cheese sauce I have ever made
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
christ, the things people will say to you online like you aren't a real person.
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 23/09/2026
happy birthday bisexuals
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just discovered this gif and I've been laughing way too hard about it
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Chicken Bro and Screaming Chicken
Alt: Chicken Bro and Screaming Chicken
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Microdosing wikipedia by making shit up
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On bi visibility day, you should support your favorite bi creators, shitposter, artists and swers So commision us, like our stupid posts, tip us, donate or purchase our services because without you, we are truly fucked. Love you all
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PondHQ @pondhq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s my favorite time of the year
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bat claws
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/Ew6x6sHiFaw?...
youtu.be
Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" (Official Video)
YouTube video by FallOutBoyVEVO
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Bi Visibility day! I'm taking kisses from everyone today!
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